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Get yours today!

8/12/2009 12:37:04 PM

hell yes dude

8/12/2009 12:37:32 PM

hit it
i would

8/12/2009 12:37:43 PM

came
I did

8/12/2009 12:38:06 PM

Quote :

"hit it i would"

8/12/2009 12:39:19 PM

fuck yes

8/12/2009 12:39:20 PM

god damn

why cant people like lohan or spears look this fucking good

8/12/2009 12:50:35 PM

i would go gay for that

8/12/2009 12:52:49 PM

Mean girls lohan was hotter than that. IMO but not by much

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 12:54 PM. Reason : redheaded ladies have a special place in my heart. ]

8/12/2009 12:53:51 PM

i just mean like healthy skinny

not fucking coked out skinny or recovering-from-3-months-of-being-fat anorexia

8/12/2009 12:55:15 PM

i cant stop looking. jesus

8/12/2009 12:57:10 PM

also, i'm REALLY glad that some genius got a product tie-in going between wolfenstein and inglourious basterds

i mean even if its fake, it's a great idea

8/12/2009 12:57:17 PM

lohan and spears? I don't care about them, I just wish my lady friend looked like that.

8/12/2009 12:58:04 PM

If only she moved her hand just enough to show the bodonkadonk. ha

8/12/2009 12:59:07 PM

holy shit

8/12/2009 1:00:14 PM

epic

8/12/2009 1:01:55 PM

she looks crazy small-waisted in the first pic...

i have always liked her though

8/12/2009 1:02:50 PM

being small-waisted is not a fault

8/12/2009 1:08:37 PM

red dress ftw

8/12/2009 1:09:51 PM

EXPLOSION OF SEMEN IN MY PANTS

8/12/2009 1:17:38 PM

Not a fault as long as it's healthy.

When I see these pics I think of Black Snake Moan and how she spent the entire movie in her panties...

8/12/2009 1:20:08 PM

i am impressed

8/12/2009 1:20:24 PM

Quote :

"When I see these pics I think of Black Snake Moan and how she spent the entire movie in her panties..."

i love that movie (well her in it anyways). i have a weakness for that trashy look.

8/12/2009 1:23:03 PM

she kept the tits, kept the ass, but lost the weight. A++++++

why can't all women do this?

i would love to roll up that red dress to where her back meets her ass and go at it for hours.

8/12/2009 1:26:08 PM

Um, it's not really anyone's choice on what they get to keep or not keep when losing weight. But yeah, personal well being should be important to all teh womens.

8/12/2009 1:27:59 PM

Every female on the planet can look like this. Most are just too lazy, indifferent, and complacent to put in the needed work.

8/12/2009 1:30:31 PM

Quote :

"Every female on the planet can look like this."

apparently you've never heard of genetics and different body types

8/12/2009 1:32:53 PM

They all fall under one of the 3 categories listed above.

8/12/2009 1:34:43 PM

no..

8/12/2009 1:39:01 PM

Quote :

"Every female on the planet can look like this"

with enough surgery and starving, maybe

8/12/2009 1:41:09 PM

3^

8/12/2009 1:41:48 PM

:facepalm:

8/12/2009 1:42:28 PM

Quote :

"apparently you've never heard of genetics and different body types"

These women fall under the "lazy" category. They just aren't trying hard enough.

8/12/2009 1:44:33 PM

^ You're an idiot

8/12/2009 1:46:39 PM

disillusioned...

8/12/2009 1:46:46 PM

Maybe if you added a fourth category:

Quote :

"Most are just too lazy, indifferent, complacent, and poor to put in the needed work and surgery"

8/12/2009 1:47:32 PM

Quote :

"Move legs, torso, and arms in ANY direction! Made of safe, FDA approved products! EPIC WIN"

fixed

8/12/2009 1:49:16 PM

On another note, AndyMac approves this use of bangs to cover an enormous forehead.

8/12/2009 1:53:01 PM

*nom*

8/12/2009 1:53:49 PM

I, too, would break my dick off inside.

8/12/2009 1:55:36 PM

she sure is looking cute.

8/12/2009 2:03:56 PM

8/12/2009 2:20:45 PM

A bellybutton designed specifically to catch semen.

8/12/2009 2:26:41 PM

This thread reeks of jealousy.

8/12/2009 2:28:02 PM

it should be pointed out that she has had plastic surgery

doesn't change anything, just considering the conversation

8/12/2009 3:34:35 PM

DO WANT!

8/12/2009 3:35:28 PM

Quote :

"it should be pointed out that she has had plastic surgery"

WELL JESUS CHRIST KEEP HER THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY PENIS THEN

8/12/2009 3:39:00 PM

Plastic surgery? Say it ain't so.

8/12/2009 4:02:33 PM

GOD DAMN!!

8/12/2009 4:14:12 PM

WHY CAN'T ALL MEN LOOK LIKE THIS???!

8/12/2009 4:21:16 PM