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I somehow doubt this....but I can see this turning into a game
It would take 12 Apple Tinis to kill me
apparently their embed shit don't work

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 2:29 PM. Reason : ]

8/12/2009 2:26:51 PM

It would take 44 bottles of Coors Light to kill me

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 2:30 PM. Reason : gfs]

8/12/2009 2:29:55 PM

The numbers are bullshit.

8/12/2009 2:30:49 PM

In before "over 9,000."

8/12/2009 2:30:59 PM

It would take 37445 bottles of O'Douls to kill me

lol

8/12/2009 2:32:16 PM

It would take 50 appletinis to kill me

8/12/2009 2:32:39 PM

19 shots to kill me?

i've gotten close to that before in my year of alcoholism

8/12/2009 2:33:02 PM

^^^hahaha

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 2:33 PM. Reason : adfs]

8/12/2009 2:33:07 PM

27 bottles of yuengling.

8/12/2009 2:33:12 PM

Said it would take 11 LIT's to kill me in a 3 hour period. That's bullshit, because I've had more than that in 3 hours before and didn't end up even passed out.

8/12/2009 2:33:19 PM

29 bottles of Busch Light

8/12/2009 2:33:49 PM

It would take 15 bottles of Coors Light to kill me

15 bottles of Coors Light? Jesus Christ their numbers are off....... 12 appletinis=15 coors light..... I think not

8/12/2009 2:34:47 PM

It would take 5 shots of Absinthe to kill you!

That one I might believe....

8/12/2009 2:35:47 PM

it would take 28 shots of tequila to kill me.
or 12 shots of absinthe
or 32 mint juleps
or 36 bottles of yuengling
or 32096 bottles of o'douls
or 29 bottles of high life

8/12/2009 2:35:58 PM

Quote :

" 28 bottles of budwieser "

i know this isnt true cause ive had that many in one sitting

8/12/2009 2:38:05 PM

17 Pbrs? maybe if i injected them

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8/12/2009 2:39:15 PM

^^in 3 hours?

these numbers are supposedly based on a 3 hr drinking period

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 2:40 PM. Reason : adfs]

8/12/2009 2:40:23 PM

Quote :

"Estimates are based on a three hour drinking period"

8/12/2009 2:41:33 PM

naw i geuss not but i know after 5 hours i am fine. so drinking them two hours faster, meh ill get pretty fucked up but it wont kill me

8/12/2009 2:43:18 PM

Quote :

"It would take 12 Apple Tinis to kill me"

Do you really weigh ~110 lbs?

This is a slightly complicated version of the "how much do you weigh" thread.

8/12/2009 2:46:40 PM

It would take a woman president to kill me.

8/12/2009 2:48:01 PM

maybe 115, 120 on a really heavy, pre-period, just ate in'n'out jungle fries, days

8/12/2009 2:50:30 PM

over 200 wolfwebbers

8/12/2009 2:54:06 PM

in'n'out

<3

8/12/2009 2:54:14 PM

I've been going to that place since I was young....when did you guys get em out there?

8/12/2009 2:56:08 PM

never.

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[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 2:57 PM. Reason : but its the first place i go when i step foot in california.]

8/12/2009 2:57:19 PM

how am i dying at the same rate for like every drink i choose??

this is STUPID!

(and i've definitely had 14 beers before and i'm still kicking. i might have barfed, but i'm still alive)

[Edited on August 12, 2009 at 2:58 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2009 2:57:47 PM

17 PBRS MIGHT KILL MY DIGNITY

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8/12/2009 2:59:07 PM

It would take 28 bottles of Miller Lite to kill me
It would take 9 Long Island Iced Teas to kill me

8/12/2009 3:00:16 PM

14 PBRS 14 apple tinis AND 14 glasses of wine will kill me

but something doesn't seem right about that. and apparently it would take 15 tequila sunrises to kill me??? so i can stay alive longer drinking those than PBR? what gives!

8/12/2009 3:00:18 PM

you'd get more bang for your buck with the tequila

8/12/2009 3:09:35 PM

21 Coors Lights

8/12/2009 3:09:58 PM

11 rum and cokes.

bullshit, I've had that many before.

8/12/2009 3:10:50 PM

Quote :

"It would take 13964 bottles of O'Douls to kill you!"

8/12/2009 3:11:19 PM

11 margaritas!

8/12/2009 3:11:24 PM

25 busch lights


so now im gonna go drink 24

8/12/2009 3:12:15 PM

21 glasses of white wine

8/12/2009 3:41:20 PM

5 Long Island Iced Teas!

Let's test this.

8/12/2009 3:49:05 PM

27 Rum and Cokes

8/12/2009 3:50:21 PM

I think $3.49 is the going price for a bottle of chlorine right?

8/12/2009 3:51:32 PM

It would take 19 bottles of Miller Lite to kill you!

8/12/2009 3:53:49 PM

27 icehouses to kill me, thats bullshit, I had 24 this past saturday. And I have made it to the 30s before.

8/12/2009 4:21:26 PM

^so tuff

8/12/2009 4:21:55 PM

obsessed wolfwebber or like getting hit by a car

8/12/2009 4:22:33 PM

Quote :

"It would take 32 bottles of Miller Lite to kill me"

sounds about right. after 12 I'm hiccuping, and ready to go to bed. Won't wake up for at least 6 hours.

8/12/2009 4:26:17 PM

Quote :

"like getting hit by a car"

Only if you were driving.

8/12/2009 4:26:23 PM

obsessed wolfwebber is more likely

8/12/2009 4:27:23 PM

23 corona extras.


one short of a case

8/12/2009 4:29:46 PM

glad this doesnt take much into account.

31 bottles of sweet, delicious coors light would let me buy more shit from billy mays

8/12/2009 4:32:22 PM

It would take 27 shots of Gin to kill me

That sounds about right

8/12/2009 5:06:36 PM