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paerabol
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i'm about to eviscerate her uterus myself

8/14/2009 2:24:34 AM

not dnl
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more like excavate amirite?

8/14/2009 2:25:11 AM

paerabol
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sure

8/14/2009 2:25:41 AM

brainysmurf
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lube up a q tip and stick it in there............might fool her hormones into thinkin she got laid









or not

8/14/2009 2:29:11 AM

paerabol
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yeah lemme jump on that



and besides the last thing i need is more pussy fallin in love with me

8/14/2009 2:41:01 AM

saps852
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you should jump the fence

8/14/2009 2:43:39 AM

paerabol
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but i'm half naked and half ready for bed


present your argument

8/14/2009 2:45:35 AM

saps852
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me too

we can have a fun half naked beer party

8/14/2009 2:46:14 AM

paerabol
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i have 12oz of coors light someone gave me last night

8/14/2009 2:46:59 AM

saps852
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i have 12 gold nuggets and the greatest metal band youve ever heard

8/14/2009 2:49:46 AM

paerabol
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dont tell me you found a winger tape

8/14/2009 2:52:05 AM

saps852
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well that would spoil the surprise

8/14/2009 2:52:53 AM

BubbleBobble
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a sense a little homo going on here

amirite or what

8/14/2009 2:54:06 AM

saps852
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nice job scooby doo

i'm totally homo for dave

duh

8/14/2009 2:55:38 AM

BubbleBobble
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scooby doo

more like

booby jew

8/14/2009 2:56:32 AM

paerabol
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welcome to last year bubblebobble

8/14/2009 2:56:42 AM

BubbleBobble
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oh shit

I'm young again

8/14/2009 2:58:03 AM

saps852
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JUMP THE FENCE

8/14/2009 2:58:32 AM

paerabol
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tonight, i am a mexican't

8/14/2009 3:00:11 AM

saps852
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8/14/2009 3:01:47 AM

hooksaw
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8/14/2009 5:07:29 AM

lucyinthesky
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My boss made the intern use the Q-tip method to get the office cat out of heat. It works!

8/14/2009 5:15:03 AM

paerabol
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then you come do it


not gonna fuck my cat with a swab, that'll just make things awkward and I really value our friendship

8/14/2009 5:52:42 AM

brainysmurf
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haha, id come do it, but then you would have to buy my food and booze the next time i go to the bar.



Hey, i dont put out for nothin'

8/14/2009 5:53:46 AM

paerabol
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if you really want to come do my cat i'll buy you a beer. you have to do it outside though and i'm not gonna watch

i have qtips.

8/14/2009 6:02:39 AM

brainysmurf
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nah........ got better stuff to do

tell her i will call her later

8/14/2009 6:16:23 AM

quagmire02
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is there a good reason she's not spayed?

8/14/2009 7:48:09 AM

LRlilDaddy
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^ im with this guy

8/14/2009 7:53:16 AM

bassjunkie
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Don't forget to spay and neuter your pets

8/14/2009 8:31:01 AM

paerabol
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nope no reason. haven't had her long, she kinda fell in my lap so to speak

8/14/2009 11:39:30 AM

LRlilDaddy
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i realize this is obvious but im gonna go ahead and say it.



wait, so the pussy fell right in your lap?

8/14/2009 11:40:32 AM

Fareako
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AY DOG, I HEARD YOU LIKED PUSSY, SO I PUT A PUSSY IN YOUR PUSSY SO YOU CAN GET LAID WHILE YOU GET LAID



8/14/2009 11:41:38 AM

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