i'm about to eviscerate her uterus myself
8/14/2009 2:24:34 AM
more like excavate amirite?
8/14/2009 2:25:11 AM
sure
8/14/2009 2:25:41 AM
lube up a q tip and stick it in there............might fool her hormones into thinkin she got laidor not
8/14/2009 2:29:11 AM
yeah lemme jump on thatand besides the last thing i need is more pussy fallin in love with me
8/14/2009 2:41:01 AM
you should jump the fence
8/14/2009 2:43:39 AM
but i'm half naked and half ready for bedpresent your argument
8/14/2009 2:45:35 AM
me toowe can have a fun half naked beer party
8/14/2009 2:46:14 AM
i have 12oz of coors light someone gave me last night
8/14/2009 2:46:59 AM
i have 12 gold nuggets and the greatest metal band youve ever heard
8/14/2009 2:49:46 AM
dont tell me you found a winger tape
8/14/2009 2:52:05 AM
well that would spoil the surprise
8/14/2009 2:52:53 AM
a sense a little homo going on hereamirite or what
8/14/2009 2:54:06 AM
nice job scooby dooi'm totally homo for daveduh
8/14/2009 2:55:38 AM
scooby doomore likebooby jew
8/14/2009 2:56:32 AM
welcome to last year bubblebobble
8/14/2009 2:56:42 AM
oh shitI'm young again
8/14/2009 2:58:03 AM
JUMP THE FENCE
8/14/2009 2:58:32 AM
tonight, i am a mexican't
8/14/2009 3:00:11 AM
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8/14/2009 5:07:29 AM
My boss made the intern use the Q-tip method to get the office cat out of heat. It works!
8/14/2009 5:15:03 AM
then you come do itnot gonna fuck my cat with a swab, that'll just make things awkward and I really value our friendship
8/14/2009 5:52:42 AM
haha, id come do it, but then you would have to buy my food and booze the next time i go to the bar.Hey, i dont put out for nothin'
8/14/2009 5:53:46 AM
if you really want to come do my cat i'll buy you a beer. you have to do it outside though and i'm not gonna watchi have qtips.
8/14/2009 6:02:39 AM
nah........ got better stuff to dotell her i will call her later
8/14/2009 6:16:23 AM
is there a good reason she's not spayed?
8/14/2009 7:48:09 AM
^ im with this guy
8/14/2009 7:53:16 AM
Don't forget to spay and neuter your pets
8/14/2009 8:31:01 AM
nope no reason. haven't had her long, she kinda fell in my lap so to speak
8/14/2009 11:39:30 AM
i realize this is obvious but im gonna go ahead and say it.wait, so the pussy fell right in your lap?
8/14/2009 11:40:32 AM
AY DOG, I HEARD YOU LIKED PUSSY, SO I PUT A PUSSY IN YOUR PUSSY SO YOU CAN GET LAID WHILE YOU GET LAID
8/14/2009 11:41:38 AM