In case you didn't know. Details to be announced as they are released.

8/14/2009 1:41:08 PM

It was me. She was the best sex ever.

8/14/2009 1:41:38 PM

. . .

8/14/2009 1:41:39 PM

iop1

8/14/2009 1:41:43 PM

I JUST LOVE WHEN A NIGGA BRING HIS WHOLE CREW ITS JUST A BIGGER PIECE OF CAKE FOR ME TO CHEW A HOLE THRU

8/14/2009 1:41:56 PM

uh

ok

I love you how like to sweat my nuts when I've not even been online.

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 1:42 PM. Reason : sdf]

8/14/2009 1:42:24 PM

Was it you? Cuz, you know, you're riding her nuts pretty hard right now.

8/14/2009 1:42:38 PM

haters gonna hate

8/14/2009 1:43:15 PM

So all your excitement can be placed in one spot, this thread!

OMG YAY

[I'd like to surf tww without hearing the details so keep it in here, k?]

8/14/2009 1:43:41 PM

Wait, so sex with a girl is a bad thing?

8/14/2009 1:44:57 PM

i'd like to surf tww without seeing you ride ambrosia's nuts everywhere

but we all know you can't possibly keep it in one thread

8/14/2009 1:45:07 PM

i saw we terminate both of them

8/14/2009 1:45:40 PM

I don't though, but thx.

When you look like The Blob it is.

8/14/2009 1:45:44 PM

Kiwi vs. ambrosia round 654659872....... FIGHT!!

8/14/2009 1:45:50 PM

Every day, I wake up and say to myself,

"I hope that tomorrow, I can say that I had sex with a girl last night."

8/14/2009 1:46:02 PM

But do you go around flaunting your sexual desires (even if you are ugly) on tww? NO YOU DON'T!

8/14/2009 1:46:56 PM

8/14/2009 1:47:18 PM

the phrase that comes to mind

is "what a cunt"

8/14/2009 1:47:33 PM

NEVERMIND

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 1:47 PM. Reason : .]

8/14/2009 1:47:39 PM

did you really have sex with a girl last night?

8/14/2009 1:47:42 PM

Quote :

"But do you go around flaunting your sexual desires (even if you are ugly) on tww? NO YOU DON'T! "

Well, yeah, I kinda do, though certainly not as much as some others.

But I'm really, really, ridiculously good-looking.



[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 1:51 PM. Reason : ]

8/14/2009 1:50:20 PM

^^does it matter? it would look just like a beached whale paying toss with a slaughtered heifer.

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 1:50 PM. Reason : ^]

8/14/2009 1:50:21 PM

sex with a girl when you are a girl is in fact not even that amazing

penis ftw. thank you and goodnight.

8/14/2009 1:50:33 PM

I remember when these gay threads were made and people posted pics of catfish and embedded falling hearts. TWW sucks now. I miss teh catfish.

8/14/2009 1:50:42 PM

I fuckin love that movie.

8/14/2009 1:51:11 PM

i think i saw this on whale wars

8/14/2009 1:52:05 PM

I GOT YA CATFISH RIGHT HERE

8/14/2009 1:52:26 PM

did you noodle that one?

8/14/2009 1:53:29 PM

naw

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 1:54 PM. Reason : caught it on dat 20 lb test yo]

8/14/2009 1:53:56 PM

I think I would rather ride a bull than go noodling. Fuuuuuck that.

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 1:54 PM. Reason : ]

8/14/2009 1:53:57 PM

I've got a skillet right here for something like that.

8/14/2009 1:54:02 PM

I'm a fuckin fish and i'm not fuckin funny

8/14/2009 1:54:12 PM

Noodling would suck to find something you weren't looking for... snake... eel...

8/14/2009 1:54:45 PM

snapping turtle is the worst

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 1:55 PM. Reason : bye bye fingers]

8/14/2009 1:55:11 PM

if i got drunk enough i would go noodling

i flounder gigged my foot once

8/14/2009 1:55:54 PM

nice

8/14/2009 1:56:42 PM

how do you noodle?

8/14/2009 1:56:58 PM

ask your mom

8/14/2009 1:57:28 PM

How the fuck did you gig your foot?

8/14/2009 1:57:56 PM

you feel around in nasty holes with your hands and a catfish bites your hand and that's how you catch it

8/14/2009 1:58:03 PM

You feel around for shit on the bottom of a pond, hoping for a catfish to eat your hand and half your arm. Then you've got him.

8/14/2009 1:58:09 PM

i was really drunk

8/14/2009 1:58:24 PM

oooooooooook. Or whatever else will bite, right?

8/14/2009 1:58:46 PM

a lot of times they go down there and tie a rope through his gills and then pull him up that way too

8/14/2009 1:59:04 PM

If you got a hole in your skin in the Tar River, you'd probably contract every STD, at the same time

8/14/2009 1:59:51 PM

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8/14/2009 1:59:51 PM

CHIPOTLE IS THE BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/14/2009 2:00:05 PM

i love how the falling shit is even clickable

gg pilgrimswhores

8/14/2009 2:01:44 PM

I salvaged a 6 foot fiberglass rowboat from the Tar once. Bailed it out and towed it behind a kayak.

8/14/2009 2:05:35 PM

kiwi u need my dick in your life so you can quit worryin about this dumb shit

8/14/2009 2:06:57 PM