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LimpyNuts
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My last night on vacation, it's pretty late and I've got a long drive tomorrow so I walk over to Buffalo Wild Wings right next to my hotel for a quick bite. I get seated next to 2 smoking hot chicks all dressed up, but it's just the 2 of them. So I buy them a round and we get to talking. By the end of dinner one of them invites herself back to my hotel room, but the other doesn't want to be left out. At this point I'm thinking this is too good to be true. We get back to my room and MY FUCKING KEY DOESN'T WORK. I ran to the front desk and rang for service, and the guy reprogrammed my key card for me. By the time I got back to my room, they were both gone. I guarantee I'll never get another opportunity like this again.

8/15/2009 1:23:02 AM

BubbleBobble
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hahaha

epic fail

8/15/2009 1:24:04 AM

LimpyNuts
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Sorry for the giant paragraph. Apparently tdub does't like my phone's line breaks.

8/15/2009 1:26:44 AM

not dnl
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how did you not get a # at all. ultimate fail

8/15/2009 1:32:58 AM

WillemJoel
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STOP WHINING MOTHERFUCKER WE GOT A GHOST IN HERE

8/15/2009 1:35:05 AM

LimpyNuts
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I didn't get a # cuz my phone was dead. Figured I would once we got to the room. I wasn't expecting to be locked out.

8/15/2009 1:41:20 AM

wwwebsurfer
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oh this is sad... LimpyNuts for you I guess.

8/15/2009 2:07:07 AM

LimpyNuts
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FML

8/15/2009 2:51:12 AM

tripleD4u
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Damn that sucks but it could have been worse... You could have been nailing them out looked down and seen a broke rubber on your dick and been like FUCK!!! Just to remember that you didnt were a rubber to begin with

8/15/2009 2:54:17 AM

wdprice3
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ha. I didn't know limpy was gay.

8/15/2009 8:00:08 AM

lucyinthesky
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Could be worse. She could have been a man doing the Tuck.

8/15/2009 8:07:22 AM

Spontaneous
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^

8/15/2009 8:21:57 AM

SaabTurbo
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They were definitely men son.

Either that or this was a dream son.

Or maybe a lie son.

8/15/2009 8:58:53 AM

qntmfred
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they were going to rob you and sell your organs

8/15/2009 8:59:58 AM

JCASHFAN
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Yo holmes?

8/15/2009 9:07:15 AM

Nitrocloud
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^^

8/15/2009 9:08:49 AM

JCASHFAN
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^ that was really annoying.


This is less relevant, but funnier:

8/15/2009 9:21:58 AM

Hey_McFly
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worst night evaar

8/15/2009 11:27:46 AM

qntmfred
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^^^ weird
^^ weirder

8/15/2009 11:36:34 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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Wait, this isn't an Amsterdam thread?

8/15/2009 11:40:36 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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Wait, this isn't an Amsterdam thread?

8/15/2009 11:41:03 AM

qntmfred
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you already said that

8/15/2009 11:41:55 AM

TaterSalad
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^^ That is a disingenuous glitch

8/15/2009 12:50:45 PM

Kiwi
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May I laugh at your expense?

8/15/2009 12:52:14 PM

legatic
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that malfunctioning hotel key probably saved you from waking up in a bathtub full of ice a few kidneys lighter

8/15/2009 1:15:31 PM

goalielax
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Quote :
"This is less relevant, but funnier:"


you really think that was funny?

8/15/2009 1:25:05 PM

LimpyNuts
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What's in the embeds? I can't see them on my phone.

8/15/2009 2:02:37 PM

IMStoned420
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^^ Yeah that shit was fucking terrible.

8/15/2009 2:10:55 PM

fredbot3000
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what, you never kicked a door in?

8/15/2009 6:57:56 PM

Ronny
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wow.

8/15/2009 7:05:36 PM

LimpyNuts
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8/16/2009 12:42:58 AM

homeslice11
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no phone.....no key.....knowing your luck your one condom would have broke putting it on

8/16/2009 8:46:55 AM

pttyndal
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that or he would've been too drunk to get it up.

[Edited on August 16, 2009 at 8:55 AM. Reason : ]

8/16/2009 8:54:10 AM

eleusis
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they were going to rob you and sell your organs

8/16/2009 9:49:13 AM

Ragged
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your first problem was bww and your next problem was you were on vacation alone.

the girls were trannys anyway.

8/16/2009 10:56:50 AM

LimpyNuts
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I was on vacation with my brother (different hotel). I just went to dinner alone.

8/16/2009 12:19:11 PM

jbrick83
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Quote :
"I was on vacation with my brother (different hotel)."


This kinda confuses me. I'm sure you have a logical information...but on the surface, it doesn't make a lot of sense.

8/16/2009 7:21:21 PM

LimpyNuts
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I went on vacation with my brother and his girl. When they made their reservations I didn't think I could go. My work plans changed and I could no longer get the rate they got at the resort, so I stayed in a Howard Johnson Inn down the road.

8/16/2009 7:25:36 PM

JayMCnasty
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i would have made them come down there with me

8/16/2009 8:03:15 PM

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