christ on a crutch this shit is laughable

i haven't even heard the first note from any of em

just fucking look

http://www.dirtbagmusic.com/artists/

8/15/2009 9:51:17 AM

hahaha, the metal band names are so fucking cliche:

Approaching Darkness
Stillborn Portrait
Silence Betrayed


haha

8/15/2009 10:31:24 AM

Haha

Also, out of place much?

COUNTRY
* DeAnna

8/15/2009 10:42:43 AM

this is threadworthy.

8/15/2009 11:08:14 AM

Today We Fly

8/15/2009 11:32:03 AM

EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

8/15/2009 11:55:40 AM

those aren't metal bands.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/15/2009 12:15:45 PM

That's a lot of white kids.

8/15/2009 1:51:31 PM

J united with his demonic brother, Kevin, to seek hellish vocals, and sheer terror on the microphone. He had also insisted, that this project could not proceed without the shredding talents of one Joe Cerbone. Also at the forefront of the band, was the rigid thrash rhythms of co-founder Steve LoGrasso. The four would then unite to bring metal to the people. One might reflect upon the mission statement of two wise brothers, "We're on a mission from God." Though, our inspiration came a bit further south ...

8/15/2009 1:53:16 PM

I am coming to
SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUR
throat!

http://www.dirtbagmusic.com/zeedocta

8/15/2009 1:55:38 PM

8/15/2009 2:29:33 PM

^lol bowling shirts are totally metal dawg.

8/15/2009 2:52:57 PM

ahahah Zee Docta has a song called "Dedication to Defecation"

that's hot

8/15/2009 3:37:10 PM

poor DeAnna

8/15/2009 4:11:33 PM

yeah, Zee Docta is the shit hhahah


I expect them to be booked at Ruckus Joel... I will make a trip back up from ATL for that

8/15/2009 4:12:46 PM

and good god the web design is terrible

8/15/2009 4:19:31 PM

toolbags

the lot of them

8/15/2009 5:10:52 PM

What are you talking about? Those look like perfectly upstanding young men.

8/15/2009 7:58:08 PM

That short dude's eyes are all fucked up.

8/15/2009 9:01:10 PM

its photoshopped. i can tell by the pixels

8/15/2009 10:02:53 PM

a lot of those band photos are laughable too..

8/16/2009 1:00:12 AM

Abita seems to be the only worthy one on name alone:

8/16/2009 10:41:18 AM

haha what's up with the dude on the left from zee docta? is that a mask?

it looks like someone set his face on fire and then tried to put it out with a rake.



[Edited on August 16, 2009 at 12:08 PM. Reason : asdf]

8/16/2009 12:07:28 PM

looks like underwear

8/16/2009 1:56:24 PM

Quote :

"EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH"

i lol'd

8/16/2009 9:39:07 PM

Quote :

"30 Days Of Pain "

This band's logo brought to you by Microsoft WordArt.




Also, I'm disappointed that such a potentially good name (Chaos Theory) is wasted on such a probably-shitty band.

[Edited on August 16, 2009 at 9:57 PM. Reason : .]

8/16/2009 9:55:38 PM

That is not a potentially good name.

Well, unless you're a Marine or something.

8/17/2009 10:18:26 AM

silence.....BETRAYED!

8/17/2009 10:25:57 AM

Quote :

"haha what's up with the dude on the left from zee docta? is that a mask? "

Quote :

"looks like underwear"

My take was soiled underwear. It's more metal.

[Edited on August 17, 2009 at 12:29 PM. Reason : -]

8/17/2009 12:29:04 PM

Having a glass eye is metal as fuck.

8/17/2009 12:36:19 PM

My favorite: Precore!

8/17/2009 3:11:13 PM

zee docta is the shit

9/4/2009 1:29:00 AM

zee docta is zee shit

9/4/2009 9:15:11 AM

touche

9/4/2009 9:22:23 AM

This thread still makes me laff.

9/4/2009 1:29:11 PM

i just cant get past zee docta's name.

its like a mix of french and ebonics.

it makes me want to crap my pants how metal that is

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 2:54 PM. Reason : ]

9/4/2009 2:53:59 PM

LOL

9/5/2009 12:47:23 PM