It's that time of year again, folks. Where you can see a plethora of others that make you feel better about yourself. That time of year when the worst drivers all rush to the same college campus, only to be directed by the parking nazis, who somehow qualify as rookie traffic control personnel. You can witness the socially awkward teen, emotionally clinging to his mother, walking with with such a unique canter, that only other socially awkward teens can reproduce. Another famous spotting is the Asian teen, fresh off the boat, trying to wrangle that fierce beast, called a Toyota Camry, into the American Gladiator course, also known as a parking garage. And how about the too cool, been there done that, bored looking, baby-faced males who just know they're here to mark their territory and rule this university. Always on the prowl for a college cutie to steal away, unaware that in the coming months, they'll have more fapping time than course hours. Most certainly, you can't leave out the high school sweethearts. Walking, hand-in-hand, smiling, and frolicking around campus. So joyful to be out of their parents clutch, their just itching to enter their parent-free fuck zone. Little do they know, that little Susie will have more dick in her in the next year than G.W. Bush has enemies and too cool for school Johnny will have amassed more fat chick tonnage than he could ever imagine. And who could forget the new crop of freshmen females who look 23 but act 16. They glamorously strut across campus in pairs and small groups, with tight shirts and mini-skirts, making every male on campus contemplate the potential repercussions. But not far behind these newest college additions are their parents. Teary-eyed mothers, sweating fathers, and of course, their siblings. As mothers make beds, they attempt to act oblivious to the idea that her precious princess is soon to be slammed more than anyone in the WCW and that their little man, who's grown up too quickly, will paint a Picasso on his sheets with his seed. The fathers tote and pull and carry his child's belongings for miles, while the only two things on his mind are, "where were these girls when I was in school" and of course, "when are we getting to the bar?". You can even see the despair and the beer mugs in his eyes. And finally, to end on a good note, since no one wants to read a sadly ending story, is the MILF. The MILFs are abundant, dressed to impress, and giving off the most erotic aromas known to man. It's the most beautiful sight ever - the MILF and her young, innocent daughter, who as aged just as perfectly as her mother. Ahh, yes, move-in weekend, a holiday in it self, so horrible, but yet so wonderful, all at the same time. [Edited on August 16, 2009 at 3:47 PM. Reason : paragraphs]
8/16/2009 3:45:49 PM
8/16/2009 3:51:30 PM
Ahh yes, another tl;dr
8/16/2009 5:30:20 PM
I'm just now starting to realize and recognize that I don't have to go and take classes any more.This is getting to be a fairly nice feeling, although I'm still doing some fairly intense training for work (that may lead into ridiculously intense training for work, depending on where I go).I always thought it was funny how freshman girls would dress up like sluts and wander around flirting with every guy whose appearance didn't make them want to throw up. Every year, too.
8/16/2009 5:46:10 PM
8/16/2009 5:48:57 PM
Now that I have a house and a kid, I think that I should adopt a freshman.
8/16/2009 6:45:45 PM
lookI remember fondly the days when people here weren't afraid of wordsand made an effort in their posts to be humorous, witty and thoughtfulI don't want to discourage that sort of esprit de corpsso I'm just going to call this one a swing and a missand then we're all going to move on
8/16/2009 7:05:15 PM
8/16/2009 7:10:13 PM
Bill, did you write that yourself?
8/16/2009 7:10:31 PM
8/16/2009 7:12:55 PM
ttiuwp
8/16/2009 7:13:31 PM
My husband and I have always said that we should move a cute girl in with us to babysit and errr stuff.
8/16/2009 7:14:52 PM
sounds familiar
8/16/2009 7:16:11 PM
tough crowd
8/16/2009 7:31:17 PM
because it was beautiful
8/16/2009 7:37:07 PM
lol. yes, I wrote that
8/16/2009 7:40:26 PM
you should send that to the Technician
8/16/2009 7:46:57 PM
I'm fairly certain that the college student body is a tad more diverse than that.
8/16/2009 7:49:03 PM
^^nah^k
8/16/2009 7:58:16 PM
8/16/2009 8:41:26 PM
Oh man, he should totally send to the Technician!
8/16/2009 8:54:38 PM
8/16/2009 9:51:28 PM
well done. gave me a few chuckles.
8/16/2009 10:00:00 PM
target at crossroads is open til 1. they are giving away all kinds of stuff.i won 5 free wings from wing zone!! they're having a wing eating competition toooooooo!!!
8/16/2009 10:23:43 PM
5 whole wings??IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES
8/16/2009 10:24:40 PM
i HATE youyou could win 10, but i wasn't good at the game
8/16/2009 10:26:13 PM
yeah I have to have at least 8, assuming they are small to medium sizedif they're relatively large-sized, then 5 would be a good snack
8/16/2009 10:26:51 PM
working for central campus housing maintenance last year during move-in ruined move-in for mei didn't work it this year. that shit sucks. hot as balls and pissed off parents abound.
8/16/2009 10:51:56 PM
^ thats why I stick with band instead of my 5 offers to work different groups during movein. Or my 2 other regular jobs.
8/16/2009 11:34:51 PM