I am waiting up to ambush him. I might have to run him out into the yard and beat his ass. What's up, Wolf Web? What's good?

8/18/2009 12:55:22 AM

curfew, eh?

8/18/2009 12:55:38 AM

you keep track of a young mans curfew?????????????????????//////////

8/18/2009 12:55:58 AM

your brother (21) is a pussball for still having a curfew

8/18/2009 12:56:16 AM

11 o'clock curfew?

8/18/2009 12:56:28 AM

I was kind enough to open my home to him so he could come to Raleigh to find work. I've imposed a curfew on him because he is frequently an irresponsible little dumbass.

8/18/2009 12:57:11 AM

is there a reason he has a curfew at 21???

I see

[Edited on August 18, 2009 at 12:57 AM. Reason : &^]

8/18/2009 12:57:38 AM

this thread amuses me. please keep us updated.

8/18/2009 12:58:02 AM

jsut be real quiet-like and say "i'm very disappointed." then turn off the lamp and go to bed.



then wake him up with an air horn in 2 hours and whoop his ass.

8/18/2009 12:58:26 AM

i too am interested to see where this goes

8/18/2009 12:58:40 AM

haha

8/18/2009 12:58:49 AM

are you capable of beating him up?

8/18/2009 12:59:02 AM

time to take away his internets and change his facebook pass word

8/18/2009 12:59:15 AM

shit, let the mrs. take care of him

8/18/2009 1:01:29 AM

He's not a pushover, but I have the invincible might of the big brother. I will whip his ass from here to Holly Springs if that's what it takes for him to get the message.

8/18/2009 1:01:57 AM

he was only at the library, studying for SATs, i swear!

[Edited on August 18, 2009 at 1:04 AM. Reason : 21 year olds take SATs, right?]

8/18/2009 1:04:17 AM

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"frequently an irresponsible little dumbass"

FYI, that night?


I went up to him and was like "Hey, what's up man?" and he's all like "HEY I DONT EVEN KNOW THIS GUY, BUT HE'S COOL!"

and I go "Hey, thanks. You're Jonathan's brother, right?"

he got all serious and goes "How did you know?"

and I'm like "Don't worry about it. Anyway... Don't embarrass him." and walked away.

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"jsut be real quiet-like and say "i'm very disappointed." then turn off the lamp and go to bed. then wake him up with an air horn in 2 hours and whoop his ass."

I would pay money to see this. Live or Pay-per-view.

[Edited on August 18, 2009 at 1:06 AM. Reason : plx2do]

8/18/2009 1:04:41 AM

No doubt, right? I'm gonna have to start waking him up at 6:00 every morning so he can cop a multi-vitamin and a daily dose of that ACKRITE.

8/18/2009 1:05:37 AM

I forgot to add that I clapped him on the shoulder like we were old buds.

8/18/2009 1:07:02 AM

whats he most likely doing right now?

8/18/2009 1:07:44 AM

and is she cute?

8/18/2009 1:09:34 AM

Full disclosure: I fucked up because I spent my evening at a friend's place where I get shitty reception, and I didn't bother to step outside to call him. I found out around 11:00 (his curfew) that I'd missed a call from him. He left me a message saying he was watching the rest of Boondock Saints with his friends and might be a little late. He asked me to call him. Okay, that was actually pretty good of him.

So I call and ask him how much longer the movie is. From what he says, there's maybe 15-20 minutes. I figure he'll be home by 11:45 and go to bed.

Sonia wakes me up at 12:35. She can't sleep 'cause the lights are on, and she says she doesn't think he's come home yet. Turns out she's right! No excuse for that shit. I call him again. No answer. I leave him a message that basically says his ass is grass.

He just called me a few minutes ago. I'm all, "I'm pissed off at you because you should've been home over an hour ago." He puts up this weak sauce argument, all I WAS JUST HANGING WITH SOME FRIENDS GAH. Oh, no. No no no. We're discussing this when you get home. "You need to get your priorities straight."

I'm about to break out the boot camp notebook I drew up for him back in '06.

8/18/2009 1:12:03 AM

reminds me of the punk shit i pulled when i was his age.

fuck him up, for his own good!

8/18/2009 1:16:54 AM

if you don't pay to stay then your subject to someone elses rules. If you don't like the rules then your free to leave

8/18/2009 1:29:19 AM

froshkiller sounds like my stepdad

8/18/2009 1:30:03 AM

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"fuck him up, for his own good!"

truth, +1, that was me

8/18/2009 1:42:03 AM

I didn't even have a curfew in high school.

8/18/2009 1:44:12 AM

thiskid must be a red head. hes gonna get beat like one

8/18/2009 1:48:50 AM

haha

poor daniel

8/18/2009 1:52:34 AM

This guy i work with is like 35 lives with his parents, they take 80% of his check, he's not allowed to drink or smoke, has to be home by 12:00 and can't go anywhere without telling them where.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/18/2009 2:40:55 AM

i'll pony up the 5 bones to get this kid on TWW

8/18/2009 2:47:11 AM

^^sounds like that guy should live in a van down by the river

[Edited on August 18, 2009 at 2:47 AM. Reason : .]

8/18/2009 2:47:22 AM

har har har so creative

8/18/2009 2:50:16 AM

8/18/2009 2:54:54 AM

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"are you capable of beating him up? "

not sure if this was a serious question, but I loled

8/18/2009 3:50:33 AM

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"jsut be real quiet-like and say "i'm very disappointed." then turn off the lamp and go to bed. then wake him up with an air horn in 2 hours and whoop his ass."

I too would pay-per-view this.

8/18/2009 4:57:09 AM

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"I didn't even have a curfew in high school."

Srsly.
Let this dude man up and watch over himself... if mistakes get made, then mistakes get made.

(Unless, of course, he would come in late at night loud/drunk and wake people up and cause a general sort of racket while others are trying to sleep if you leave him to his own devices. But if it's not interfering with you, ya might as well let this guy manage his own activities.)

[Edited on August 18, 2009 at 5:03 AM. Reason : .]

8/18/2009 5:00:47 AM

This has pussy written all over it.

Make him join the Marines or something.

8/18/2009 10:19:28 AM

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"I was kind enough to open my home to him so he could come to Raleigh to find work. I've imposed a curfew on him because he is frequently an irresponsible little dumbass."

hahaahahaa....niiiice.

8/18/2009 10:24:04 AM

you need to have a serious talk with him, support him, etc, etc, etc.

if he fails to improve his situation, then tough love him.

if it continues, ultimatum time.

8/18/2009 10:25:23 AM

i think a lot of us could use

Quote :

"a daily dose of that ACKRITE."

8/18/2009 10:38:30 AM

jebus, i haven't had a curfew since i was 17

then again, drinking age is 18 here

8/18/2009 12:03:33 PM

you should whip him with sharp reeds that you make him pick in the woods

8/18/2009 4:27:14 PM

This is much better than your Florida story thread.

8/18/2009 4:31:21 PM

^you can relate to crazy brothers, huh?

8/18/2009 4:34:21 PM

i would never do that to my bro....and if my bro did that to me id leave. this thread makes me

8/18/2009 5:10:15 PM

my brother is MEAN and i'm the younger sibling so i kind of like it

8/18/2009 5:14:41 PM

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"I clapped him on the shoulder"

8/18/2009 5:16:18 PM

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"my home"

his house, his fucking rules

8/18/2009 5:25:20 PM

Quote :

"jsut be real quiet-like and say "i'm very disappointed." then turn off the lamp and go to bed. then wake him up with an air horn in 2 hours and whoop his ass."

film this
post to internet
win fame and possible fortune

8/18/2009 5:26:24 PM