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8/19/2009 2:08:24 AM

first

8/19/2009 2:09:13 AM

a good night at the Chippendales

8/19/2009 2:09:20 AM

did you run out of room for "herpes" in the title?

8/19/2009 2:09:23 AM

just some chick from hawaii who likes my cock

8/19/2009 2:12:26 AM

haha bighit wins

8/19/2009 2:12:59 AM

or perhaps i win on monday when i fuck her

8/19/2009 2:14:11 AM

fucking strippers is so 18-22

you should be fucking girls now and THEN they become strippers

8/19/2009 2:15:05 AM

i cant disagree jaybee but i do what i can, which in this case is some Hawaiian chick

8/19/2009 2:16:10 AM

just some chick from hawaii who likes my cock money

8/19/2009 3:30:16 AM

checking in

8/19/2009 4:17:54 AM

At least she sounds classy so far.

8/19/2009 7:26:43 AM

Even if true, which is about a 50/50, how sad for you that you would feel the need to come on here and brag about it.

Sometimes TWW makes me really sad because it exposes some of the worst in humanity.

8/19/2009 9:02:29 AM

I only got the HJ, but a fake number.

I don't know if that qualifies me to post here.

8/19/2009 9:03:58 AM

careful treetwista...

she could just be claiming she's hawaiian...she might just be some dirty kenyan lookin for a green card

8/19/2009 9:09:15 AM

LET ME BRAG ABOUT PAYING SOMEONE TO DO THEIR JOB

8/19/2009 9:10:28 AM

Fuck her in the ass and she'll say AHHH-EEEE

8/19/2009 9:11:45 AM

Post here when a stripper gives you a HJ and her # if you've ever been to the strip club at Myrtle Beach

8/19/2009 9:15:43 AM

Quote :

"how sad for you that you would feel the need to come on here and brag about it."

dude i have over 77,000 posts, what the fuck makes this thread so bad

8/19/2009 10:27:09 AM

Quote :

"LET ME BRAG ABOUT PAYING SOMEONE TO DO THEIR JOB "

8/19/2009 10:28:38 AM

you paid for sex, congrats!

8/19/2009 10:39:58 AM

kinda like taking a girl out to dinner

8/19/2009 10:41:33 AM

Except with more herp.

8/19/2009 10:48:18 AM

probably

8/19/2009 10:49:37 AM

UC, Men's Club, Paper Doll? Details man, details.

8/19/2009 10:50:04 AM

She was just gonna rub it thru his pants, but then he mentioned his 62,000 gamescore, and she grabbed bare dick

8/19/2009 10:50:30 AM

^^it was either one of those places, or GC or L&L or

8/19/2009 10:51:53 AM

You can spill it, I'm not trying to steal your Hawaiian handjobber.

8/19/2009 10:52:41 AM

PMSent

8/19/2009 10:53:33 AM

I didn't get an HJ, but I got the number without asking.

Hmm...

8/19/2009 10:55:14 AM

does OTPHJ count?

8/19/2009 10:55:38 AM

I don't ask strippers for their numbers, but if they want to put them in my phone I am down

8/19/2009 10:57:28 AM

oh, look.

TreeTwista finally got some.

isn't that special?

8/19/2009 1:09:21 PM

hahaha

8/19/2009 1:12:41 PM

You didn't brag on TWW that time you got a hooker.

8/19/2009 2:51:07 PM

then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

8/19/2009 2:59:39 PM

i have gotten a bj with a girl who i later learned was currently a stripper.

i have had sex with a girl who used to be a stripper before i met her. the thing is i didn't believe she was until her cousin confirmed it.

and for the record, not all strippers are hot so nothing anyone says in here should be really seen as all that impressive or hard.

8/19/2009 3:01:10 PM

No one is impressed ITT

8/19/2009 3:02:10 PM

Quote :

"all that impressive or hard"

thats what she said

8/19/2009 3:51:48 PM

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8/19/2009 3:53:07 PM

haha. pics or it didnt happen

8/19/2009 3:55:14 PM

dude did you really make this thread to tell us you paid for a handjob?

or even if you didnt pay for it personally, got some skeezer dancer who sluts for money jerked your pecker?

and you're proud of yourself, as if you've just done something clever?

i mean holy shit: hand jobs went out of style in middle school.



tell us: this is really some unusual type of troll attempt, isn't it.

8/19/2009 3:59:16 PM

I still like HJ's. the difference is now that i am older i like them when i am on top of the girl making it rain on her chest. in middle school it was typically either into one of her towels or [embarrassed] in my pants [/embarrassed]

8/19/2009 4:02:32 PM

fuck a hj. if you want a give a perl necklace, pull it out her mouf, son

8/19/2009 4:38:33 PM

i think the bouncers might have caught on

8/19/2009 4:40:05 PM

8/19/2009 4:40:15 PM

^^ i think your mom might have caught on. she's the only one who cares about your inability to get a real girlfriend.


^ aha, i realized that after I posted. wondered how long before someone commented. not long, it turns out




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8/19/2009 4:44:02 PM

sounds like you're married and miserable

8/19/2009 4:46:11 PM

im bouts to give myself a hj sometime

8/19/2009 4:48:32 PM

REMEMBER THAT GIRL IS SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER

8/19/2009 4:48:53 PM