Do not, you motherfuckers, spend all day today crowing about painting the goddamn tunnel and jerking each other off. Be more interesting than that. I know I'm asking a lot, but see if you can't muster up a few loose atoms of imagination. No one's gonna want to indulge your "best friends forever" tomfoolery, so try to keep it in one thread. If you find yourself about to use a smiley in reference to last night, smash your hand with a hammer. Repeat this procedure until the impulse fades. On the off chance that we get some good new posters thanks to your efforts, I'll give you due credit! But until then, don't be gaying up the place such that it turns those new posters off.Thank you for your cooperation.
8/19/2009 7:10:56 AM
I *LOVE* the word tomfoolery. Well played.
8/19/2009 7:12:32 AM
that tunnel painting thing looked like it was a lot of fundid you see the baby and i think a few people brought dogs and DNL was there and nobody busted him masturbating into the paint. sounds like a one in a million night you might be bitter
8/19/2009 7:13:57 AM
No bitterness. I'm sure everyone had fun, and that is great. I'm sure it'll net us at least a few new registrations, and people will make new friends, and that is even greater. But I ain't interested in seeing the Alumni Association here break their arms patting each other on the back, and neither are the newbies.
8/19/2009 7:17:04 AM
meh.People gone do what people gone do.Ain't shit you can do about it.
8/19/2009 7:27:06 AM
Yay, Frosh is back and posting grammatically correct stuff and I'm single. It's like the past 5 years never happened.
8/19/2009 7:51:57 AM
FROSH THE SLOSH
8/19/2009 8:19:11 AM
But....but...they painted a tunnel together....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv1I4q6lOpo
8/19/2009 8:36:04 AM
mangoth assholes ruined dusters the way all those retards ruined the tunnel painting
8/19/2009 8:37:51 AM
better do what he says...
8/19/2009 8:38:36 AM