They sometimes give you an extra soda if you jam the shit out of the button over and over.
8/19/2009 8:39:40 AM
i used to push 2 buttons at the same time and get one of each
8/19/2009 8:40:36 AM
they also give you free soda if you steal someone's student ID. But only if you play football.
8/19/2009 8:40:55 AM
Did they paint that trick on the tunnel?
8/19/2009 8:41:20 AM
^^ LOL!
8/19/2009 8:42:08 AM
did they ever catch the guy with the top hat?
8/19/2009 8:43:52 AM
i found out i still had money on my meal plan 4 years after i had been out of school thanks to those machines
8/19/2009 8:51:10 AM
I wish I had known this trick last night after the tunnel painting...I stopped at those drink machines and got a bottled water for $1.25
8/19/2009 8:52:16 AM
i thought this was gonna be about gay sex
8/19/2009 9:01:14 AM
I'm sure you were looking forward to sharing. Sorry to disappoint.
8/19/2009 9:13:37 AM
Don't get all pissy with me just because your thread has a gay sex vibe.I'm not the one who made it.]
8/19/2009 9:16:22 AM
but you are the only one who thought it had a gay sex vibe you pillowbiting faggot
8/19/2009 9:17:57 AM
Not sure how you're getting gay sex vibes from "the drink machines under Harrelson" unless you had some kind of experience with them that created the connotation in your mind, brother.
8/19/2009 9:18:06 AM
so many e-fights
8/19/2009 9:18:31 AM
Now, if this thread were about the bathrooms in Harrelson, the gay sex query would be perfectly legit
8/19/2009 9:19:23 AM
i think that's sorta where it came from
8/19/2009 9:21:23 AM
8/19/2009 9:21:59 AM
dweedle knowsbecause dweedle blows
8/19/2009 9:22:25 AM
you are off today
8/19/2009 9:25:46 AM
Me on an off day is still better than 98 percent of people on their best day
8/19/2009 9:26:46 AM
CUZ YOU'RE FUCKIN OUTAND I'M FUCKIN IN
8/19/2009 9:44:51 AM
It is most unwise to anger the Froshkiller.This is your last warning.
8/19/2009 9:46:42 AM
8/19/2009 9:52:18 AM
What do I care if some closet case puts his business in my thread?
8/19/2009 9:57:04 AM
It's not going to work.
8/19/2009 9:58:05 AM
they never worked right in the spring
8/19/2009 10:00:56 AM
if you hold the change return plunger down while you push a button for a drink, it spews semen mixed with feces into a cup and a voice comes from inside the machine that taunts you to "drink it, you pussy. what are you some queer homophobe or something"you can get your money back if you write to the company who is in charge of refilling the machine
8/19/2009 11:09:18 AM
But why would you want to?
8/19/2009 12:32:25 PM
there was once a machine on campus that I could press and hold the button for a specific soda and they would ALL empty. All of the other buttons would not do this... I believe it is still there.i never questioned it, but deep down i felt like a thief
8/19/2009 12:35:19 PM
There was a machine in Sullivan that would give you a Mello Yello plus whatever you actually wanted...for whatever reason, pressing the MY button didn't cause the money to drop.
8/19/2009 1:00:11 PM
Mello Yello? you guys still stuck with that shitty campus Coca-Cola contract?that's gotta suck.Mt. Dew at the U.W.
8/19/2009 1:03:37 PM
this was four years agoi have no idea what contract they've got now
8/19/2009 1:05:13 PM
they got the pepsi contract on campus my sophomore year...it made the rest of college tolerable[Edited on August 19, 2009 at 1:09 PM. Reason : ^it's still coke...i saw it yesterday]
8/19/2009 1:08:50 PM
people who argue about pepsi vs. coke:
8/19/2009 1:35:25 PM
RC Cola FTWBecause I just have to be different
8/19/2009 1:36:38 PM
i was just pissed about no more mountain dew after the switchfor real- mello yello?I'D RATHER DRINK PISS
8/19/2009 7:27:29 PM
8/19/2009 7:38:02 PM
One of the machines in Poe a couple years back used to give you multiple Vaults. It was usually two but I got as many as six once. Just from pressing the button once--something was off with the machine.Unfortunately that got fixed after several months.
8/20/2009 12:32:47 PM
i once spent about 10-20 minutes trying to hack one of the vending machines in sullivan. google failed me.
8/20/2009 1:15:03 PM
Our machines at work were always messing up for me, and no one else. I think they have a robot crush on me or something. Like, the coke bottle machine thought it was spitting out nickles, and I was supposed to get a dollar back, because they didn't have the drink I wanted. It spit out quarters instead. So, I put in one dollar and got back 5! Yay! That same day I went to get a Cheese Danish ($1) and the machine said they were only 30 cents! Woo! I got some chips (20cents!) and some mms (20cents) and got the change. Next person tried, Cheese Danish ($1).
8/20/2009 1:21:29 PM