from the men's bathroom wall

"WHO THE FUCK IS MUPPY NUPS??"

8/20/2009 2:03:26 AM

damnit make it something gender neutral

8/20/2009 2:04:10 AM

Jackpot?

8/20/2009 2:04:46 AM

919-432-3247

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/20/2009 2:04:49 AM

^^ that's my guess.

8/20/2009 2:05:09 AM

here are some from my Jackpot gallery







Love these next two:

8/20/2009 2:07:00 AM

up on the roooooooooofffff

8/20/2009 2:07:48 AM

im so sad and emo

8/20/2009 2:07:52 AM

you should see it now. they covered up the hole in the door and added toilet paper, paintings on the wall and replaced the regular light w/ a blue light.

8/20/2009 2:08:18 AM

the ladies ""bathroom"" hasn't seen those "renovations" unless they happened in the last couple of weeks

8/20/2009 2:09:01 AM

^^ in the bathroom behind the DJ booth?


I dont use that one much because we are usually over playing pool... I did get head in there one time though
































he was pretty good

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 2:09 AM. Reason : d]

8/20/2009 2:09:32 AM

yeah right

8/20/2009 2:10:13 AM

you got me, it was a she

8/20/2009 2:12:38 AM

yeah, the one behind the dj booth.

i don't know how recently you've been there, but the one in the pool room now has a door w/ no closing mechanism, and it swings wide open if no one's holding it closed.

i really liked that they put a new door on it, and put it on so that the hole where the doorknob was supposed to go was on the hinge side, and then went through the effort to re-hinge it so that the knob was on the correct side... except there's still no knob.

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 2:16 AM. Reason : just a peep-hole. it doesn't matter though, since the doorway is always wide open anyway.]

8/20/2009 2:15:10 AM

wow you guys nailed it with flair, on the quick


who's got the next challenge

8/20/2009 2:16:15 AM

^^ sweet. HAHAHAHAH Its been a while since I was in, last winter I think... you up for some drinking Saturday bitch?d

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 2:17 AM. Reason : d]

8/20/2009 2:16:33 AM

^ you talking to me?

this saturday or game saturday?

8/20/2009 2:17:49 AM

this saturday ho... read my thread

8/20/2009 2:18:16 AM

LOL, awesome title.

i'd say there's like a 70% chance i'll be at jackpot this saturday. and that was before i knew you'd be there, so make it 90%.

8/20/2009 2:19:58 AM

damn right... you play to win the game.


YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME


I will be there with a girl with huge boobs, a really tiny girl, couple of dudes, not sure who else



[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 2:22 AM. Reason : d]

8/20/2009 2:21:21 AM

OMG ARE YOU THE REAL RUSSEL WILSON

8/20/2009 2:21:40 AM

i was at jackpot tonight


essentially alone, though talking mostly to Lucius

8/20/2009 2:23:15 AM

^^ no it's a joke. you see, i don't know what his middle initial really is, but in my status it's an h, just like jesus h. christ. it is supposed to imply that russell wilson is as perfect as jesus, which if you believe in jesus is ridiculous b/c he's just a football player (that's the joke part, even though i don't believe in jesus as a son of god).

also, christ was not really jesus' last name, and h was not really his middle initial, in case you got confused there.

^ i almost went out there tonight. that would've been hilarious if the only other person there i recognized from tww.

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 2:24 AM. Reason : .]

8/20/2009 2:24:00 AM

but would I recognize you? you have no pictures

8/20/2009 2:26:03 AM

yeah, hes an elusive little minx

8/20/2009 2:26:42 AM

no, but i'd have recognized you and probably done something really awkward eventually.

8/20/2009 2:27:08 AM

hahahaha tool

8/20/2009 2:27:29 AM

you'll be getting the same treatment saturday, mang.

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 2:29 AM. Reason : and i'm not above doing that. ask thegoodlife3. done it to him like 3 times.]

8/20/2009 2:28:48 AM

like what exactly?

8/20/2009 2:30:49 AM

well i'm not one of those that minds when people mention the internet in public. so say hi if you see me

8/20/2009 2:32:12 AM

haha i sat behind him and that whole crew at the new orelans game, and after we lost i was like "alright, talk to you guys about this on tww" and scooted the hell out.

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 2:32 AM. Reason : ^ noted.]

8/20/2009 2:32:18 AM

yeah, thats a bit odd...

just come up and say yo

8/20/2009 2:33:32 AM

will do.

depending on the situation, i may need to act like i know you not from tww. so just roll w/ it.

8/20/2009 2:34:47 AM

hahaha, going to have some chick with you?

8/20/2009 2:35:15 AM

that would be the situation that it is depending on, yeah.

8/20/2009 2:37:20 AM

that marykathryn chick still all up on your junk?

8/20/2009 2:37:50 AM

hahaha. you think she wants to come??

8/20/2009 2:39:04 AM

I have no idea, never saw her SN before tonight, dont know shit about her but I heard she cant get enough simon n.

8/20/2009 2:40:15 AM

no

8/20/2009 2:40:20 AM

sadface

8/20/2009 2:40:40 AM

i'll take her up there and introduce everyone

8/20/2009 2:44:12 AM

does she suck? I was assuming she was an alias until about 10 min ago

8/20/2009 2:45:50 AM

last time i went there all the emos stared at me.
the dj sucked.
i had to take a flea bath the next day, and there was doo doo in the women's bathroom toilet WTF?!
what kind of a girl shits at a bar? (oh yeah a girl that hangs out at jackpot)

8/20/2009 2:46:18 AM

please, "emo" is for middle schoolers.

these are hipsters you're dealing w/.

8/20/2009 2:47:11 AM

hahahahahaha

if you have to go, you have to go.... I shat in the corner pocket on the pool table once

8/20/2009 2:47:17 AM

kindof a bitch at first but once you peel back those layers she's a pretty cool chick to have to drive back to her car at 9am

8/20/2009 2:49:40 AM

hahaha, is he joking??

8/20/2009 2:51:17 AM

^^ you dog you

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 2:51 AM. Reason : d]

8/20/2009 2:51:20 AM

hipster is just a new label that emos want you to use because emo became too "mainstream" and they're just oh so counter-culture (even though they look like middle schoolers)
"This is the flagship bar of the overly image-conscious triangle scenester set."

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 2:53 AM. Reason : aljdlakjda]

8/20/2009 2:51:45 AM

i like jackpot. i don't shit in toilets in bars. the dj you saw was probably my boyfriend. the bathrooms aren't much to look at/a little dark/drippy but a) learn the "hover" and b) the grossest thing i've ever seen in them has been a cigarette butt in the toilet.

and i don't think that "emo" fits here. if you want emo, try the brewery. don't forget your eyeliner.

8/20/2009 2:52:20 AM