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smc
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Here it is...Just what you've always wanted: YOUR VERY OWN COMMERCIAL HAND DRYER!

Just think of all the paper towels you'll save, the diseases you'll prevent, the planets you'll save.

I've had this for a while. I put a cord on it and use it in my kitchen. It has an electric eye and comes on automagically.



$20

[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 1:08 PM. Reason : RECEIVE RECEIVE RECEIVE BAH!]

8/20/2009 1:07:37 PM

gentry
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aaaand what bathroom did you steal this from?

8/20/2009 1:08:47 PM

smc
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Nary a one, good sir. I buy my bacon dispensers through legitimate channels.

8/20/2009 1:09:37 PM

wdprice3
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lol, I almost want to purchase this solely based on this thread

8/20/2009 1:18:52 PM

jNjCwSU
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but there's no button to press....

8/20/2009 2:13:05 PM

djeternal
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The only flaw i see in your sales pitch is that while you are saving trees, you are using more electricity.

Either way, you are leaving your footprint

And at least you can recycle paper towels


Just saying

8/20/2009 2:22:00 PM

smc
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[Edited on August 20, 2009 at 7:17 PM. Reason : This particular model has a third, "Snort Bacon" step.]

8/20/2009 7:15:38 PM

pimpmaster69
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Damn you really had my hopes up

now i REALLY want some bacon

8/21/2009 1:43:57 AM

Fuzion
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is it hand motion or is there really a button? or is this whole post a farce?

(but if its twue, I'll offer a starting bid of $5 cash dorrer)

[Edited on August 21, 2009 at 11:08 AM. Reason : just realized you said that in the initial post]

8/21/2009 11:07:10 AM

tromboner950
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I... want to buy this now.

But I know I have no need or use for it...

8/21/2009 11:14:23 AM

smc
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You won't regret it.

Did I mention that it detects the presence of paranormal activities?

I once had this mounted above my sink. I was home, alone, on a stormy night, when from my bedroom I heard the hand dryer come on. I go into the kitchen and no one's there. I turn to walk out and the hand dryer comes on again, 10 feet away from me. I turn around to face it and it stops. Again I start to walk out of the room and the hand dryer comes on. At this point I backed out of the room and hid in a corner screaming "LEAVE ME ALONE!" for the rest of the evening.

Was it gas escaping from the in-sink garbage disposal, or a ghost with soggy hands? I'll leave it to you to decide.

8/21/2009 11:37:14 AM

One
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SMC most def needs to win something with this thread

8/21/2009 11:54:26 AM

ggBro
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$10

8/22/2009 7:35:24 AM

kiljadn
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may I see pictures of this magical 3rd "snort bacon" step?

8/22/2009 5:09:44 PM

smc
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8/22/2009 6:06:19 PM

moron
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Are you located in or around raleigh?

How exactly does it mount with the cord behind it like that?

8/22/2009 6:36:32 PM

smc
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Yeah, I'm right near campus. I never mounted it, it sat it on the table/counter just like it is, it has rubber "feet" on it. Though I'm sure you could mount it.

8/22/2009 6:45:01 PM

State Oz
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$15 and I will pick it up this evening.

8/23/2009 3:26:29 PM

smc
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No show. BTTT

8/27/2009 9:51:42 AM

begonias
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SOLD!

where you at?

8/27/2009 9:58:53 PM

smc
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bttt

9/30/2009 3:33:52 PM

damose
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10

10/2/2009 4:36:51 AM

smc
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Gone.

10/2/2009 11:39:19 AM

jessiejepp
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this thread looked epic

10/5/2009 6:45:28 PM

BigHitSunday
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youre not saving the planet by opting to not use paper towels dipshit

10/6/2009 4:22:06 PM

LimpyNuts
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It costs more electricity to manufacture a paper towel than this thing consumes drying your hands.

A hand dryer running for 15 seconds consumes approximately 0.004 kW-hours (you can dry your hands 25 times or so for every penny's worth of electricity it uses).

Of course, you could just use a cloth towel and wash and dry it every 15 days or so for the same energy savings.

10/6/2009 5:29:13 PM

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