i have a cold and pink eye, but my insurance covered an allergy test, so i said what the hell and took it

im basically allergic to every kind of tree, and cockroaches

8/21/2009 6:55:08 PM

dweedle is into scat porn

[Edited on August 21, 2009 at 6:58 PM. Reason : lol]

8/21/2009 6:57:41 PM

I don't give a flying fuck about your doctor visit you little prick

8/21/2009 7:01:02 PM

well i had sex with your wife!

8/21/2009 7:05:31 PM

damn

8/21/2009 7:07:02 PM

AliasInTheSky is pissed

8/21/2009 7:07:12 PM

i went back today, still coughing 3 weeks straight

this time, in addition to antibiotics, etc i got some codeine

9/8/2009 7:28:13 PM

9/8/2009 7:29:04 PM

So I went to the doctor to
See what he could give me.
He said "Son, son, you've gone too far.
'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvuI8d57N9I

Interesting, though, that in the live version 'smokin' and 'trippin' are reversed. Hrmm.

9/8/2009 7:51:59 PM

I was about to go crazy at dweedle for walking by me earlier today, but then I noticed the date on his post.

AND THEN I NOTICED THAT HE IS STILL HAVING SYMPTOMS GOD DAMMIT!

9/8/2009 7:53:18 PM

lol the pink eye is long gone

this cold/whatever is a bitch though

9/8/2009 8:01:14 PM

Pank Eye

9/8/2009 8:02:10 PM

9/8/2009 8:09:14 PM

everyone knows the only way to get pink eye is having someone fart on your pillow.

9/8/2009 8:13:00 PM

who the fuck is allergic to trees?

9/8/2009 8:14:20 PM

maybe he means the pollen.

9/8/2009 8:16:39 PM

I knew someone who said he was allergic to grass

9/8/2009 8:17:53 PM

grass was on there too as a positive allergen

its not like "touch it and die" its more on the lines of 'you scratch like a mug if u roll around in it'

9/8/2009 8:28:16 PM

so you cant use shit made out of wood?


god damn you would be annoying to hang out with

9/8/2009 8:35:08 PM

are you fuckin retarded

9/8/2009 8:35:54 PM

It sounds like it son.

It sounds like it.

9/8/2009 8:37:10 PM

this guy is a fucking loser

he used his "cold" as an excuse not to see butt ass naked strippers at a house party saturday night

I think he really likes cock and this is all a ruse to cover that up

9/8/2009 8:37:10 PM

Well I'll be damned.

9/8/2009 8:37:52 PM

yeah I text him 'last chance to see the strippers !"

he doesn't respond...in hindsight, he's probably whacking to chris fowler at this time

then the next day he texts some lame-o excuse like 'didnt want to give the strippers my cold'

whatever

FAGGOT

9/8/2009 8:39:56 PM

let's get a bunch of dudes all together in a room and make them horny as hell

then, you know, just see where it goes from there

9/8/2009 8:41:53 PM

I thought it was a generally accepted rule that you're allowed to give strippers whatever disease you might have?

9/8/2009 8:42:18 PM

Slave Famous everyone

9/8/2009 8:42:21 PM

9/8/2009 8:43:39 PM

charlie SHEEN


CHARLIE sheeen...




btw Tiger Woods 10 came today...not bad for a Honolulu USPS shipment, 5 days

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 8:46 PM. Reason : ]

9/8/2009 8:44:57 PM

sorry! that sucks

9/8/2009 9:14:33 PM