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quagmire02
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and the feral cats that came with the house haven't shown up for breakfast

8/23/2009 10:35:15 AM

H8R
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fucking cats

8/23/2009 10:35:51 AM

quagmire02
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i don't mind them...they keep the rodents out of my garden...they don't piss on my porch and they get along with my dogs

at least...they did

8/23/2009 10:37:54 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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This sounds like a Tyler Durden moment.

8/23/2009 10:43:22 AM

H8R
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His name was Robert Paulson?

8/23/2009 10:48:29 AM

quagmire02
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i never named either of them (there was actually a third a year ago when i bought the place, but s/he hasn't been around in almost as much time)

they sat outside my door around 9 last night when i gave them their evening meal, so they were still fine, then

8/23/2009 11:00:02 AM

richthofen
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Maybe the cats killed something and ate it on your back porch, and now they're not hungry?

8/23/2009 11:01:12 AM

quagmire02
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it's possible...though why it's just spatter and there are no other marks, i don't know

there's a raccoon and a possum that also like to eat out of the cats' bowl, but i've got a picture (somewhere, i need to find it) of all four of them eating out of the bowl together, so i don't know if they'd have gotten into a fight or not

8/23/2009 11:04:55 AM

NCSUWolfy
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if one is a female, perhaps its in heat

8/23/2009 11:07:54 AM

quagmire02
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i didn't think about that...but the spatter is all over the place...up the side of the house, down the stairs, and about a 6-foot circle on the porch itself

8/23/2009 11:09:01 AM

NCSUWolfy
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how high up the side of the house?

when animals are in heat they literally drip blood, so its not that far fetched

8/23/2009 11:11:27 AM

quagmire02
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about 12 inches

that's a good point, one of them might be...i think they're both females, though i don't know for sure...i've heard toms screeching outside before, just not recently

8/23/2009 11:12:59 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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8/23/2009 11:17:01 AM

SaabTurbo
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^ I wish I could meet someone like that son.

Fuck you.

8/23/2009 11:18:09 AM

Nerdchick
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this shows all the symptoms of a werewolf infestation

8/23/2009 11:34:51 AM

quagmire02
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well, both of the cats showed up, albeit a bit late

no worries, everyone, you may stop your prayer requests

8/23/2009 2:05:44 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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zombies.

8/23/2009 2:06:21 PM

Shadowrunner
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I think I'll continue to pray for them, if that's alright. I'll pray that any evil continues to be exorcised from your cats' vaginas, and that they decide to settle down and marry a nice tom instead of bleeding all over and living in sin.

8/23/2009 2:09:08 PM

traub
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8/23/2009 2:28:01 PM

Ragged
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sorry I was breaking in a freshman last night. we had no where else to go

8/23/2009 2:30:50 PM

jackleg
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the cop who arrested me for hacking.... in his arrest warrant, he stated that he had 3000 years experience in blood spatter identification

8/23/2009 2:33:17 PM

kiljadn
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Quote :
"fucking cats"

8/23/2009 2:34:52 PM

ambrosia1231
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ooooooooooooooooooh you're gonna have ghost cats!

8/23/2009 2:35:27 PM

LimpyNuts
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^^^ psh that's nothing

8/23/2009 2:35:39 PM

BigMan157
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so, uh, where'd the blood come from then?

8/23/2009 3:35:03 PM

quagmire02
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beats me...i don't suppose i know for sure that it's blood, but it it feels and looks like it (i rubbed it between my fingers...no, i have not tasted it)

8/23/2009 3:36:11 PM

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