8/24/2009 1:13:22 AM
hahaha
8/24/2009 1:13:41 AM
poor lil turl he still moves whatever is left of his arms when he walks
8/24/2009 1:21:03 AM
ok, you have my attention
8/24/2009 1:22:18 AM
GENIUS!
8/24/2009 1:22:22 AM
lol, he has bumpers.
8/24/2009 1:26:16 AM
Most functional boob job ever.
8/24/2009 1:34:44 AM
8/24/2009 1:48:52 AM
I like turtles
8/24/2009 6:53:15 AM
haha that's cool as shit
8/24/2009 7:15:25 AM
hook that turtle up with some ooze
8/24/2009 7:47:02 AM
i was kinda hoping they were hoverdisks
8/24/2009 8:22:33 AM
^ hahaha
8/24/2009 10:46:17 PM
Most functional boob job ever for a human (lol) would be identifying that murdered stripper, since the killer chopped off fingers and teeth the only way to know it was her was by the code on her implants. Success!
8/24/2009 10:49:59 PM
I apparently missed that news story
8/25/2009 1:43:46 AM
8/25/2009 1:49:39 AM
Wow, that's fucked up.
8/25/2009 1:51:39 AM
they found ryan jenkins dead of apparent suicide....last night? in a canadian hotel room.
8/25/2009 1:55:27 AM
If I was a suspect in something that gruesome I'd contemplate suicide over ass raping in prison too
8/25/2009 1:56:48 AM
i wonder if they will ever find the fingers and teeth....
8/25/2009 1:57:51 AM
i dont want to know where they are if they find them
8/25/2009 7:31:30 AM
You got to starve the pigs.
8/25/2009 10:07:46 AM
At the zoo, some of the tortoises there have legs that give out. So they strap them to these giant skateboard and they push themselves around. Its awesome.[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 10:11 AM. Reason : Also, LOL @ j-sun. He wins thread.]
8/25/2009 10:10:37 AM
^ hahaha I want to see a video of that.
8/25/2009 9:04:58 PM
this is WAY better than what i thought it was going to bei thought it was going to be about michael jackson
8/25/2009 9:22:35 PM
8/25/2009 9:26:58 PM
ive seen a tortoise with a cue ball for a leg
8/25/2009 9:35:37 PM
8/25/2009 9:47:04 PM
unfortunate that the turtle can no longer climb, swim, nor burrow
8/25/2009 9:53:25 PM
This is cute.
8/25/2009 10:26:41 PM
8/26/2009 9:03:24 PM