Tell us about it, all seven of you.

I probably lasted longer than most, because I came a few times before I could get my pants off.

8/24/2009 11:33:03 PM

I fucked ten supermodels on Air Force One with my 36" dong

8/24/2009 11:34:07 PM

asshole never hurt so bad

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/24/2009 11:34:51 PM

^I'm AnalAdventure and i approved this message.

8/24/2009 11:40:26 PM

don't know if i can tell this story

8/24/2009 11:48:08 PM

let me guess it involves a wolfwebba

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8/24/2009 11:48:59 PM

One night stand, just like most of the rest of them.

[Edited on August 24, 2009 at 11:50 PM. Reason : these threads always make me reflect upon my sexual history, and then feel dirty.]

8/24/2009 11:49:25 PM

^^not exactly

8/24/2009 11:50:06 PM

yes exactly, a mutual friend of a wolfwebber is the same thing.

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8/24/2009 11:50:41 PM

I was raped
she was hot as fuck

8/24/2009 11:55:39 PM

It was with a Nigerian chick (moved to US at age 12 and became naturalized) in my senior year of college, in upstate NY.

I actually didn't come the first two times we did it... some mental block. Third and fourth time around, I came like a horse. Broke it off after that for certain reasons.

8/24/2009 11:57:19 PM

what do you define as loss of virginity? i have varying answers based on this.

8/24/2009 11:59:07 PM

3rd base aint a home run.

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8/24/2009 11:59:58 PM

Quote :

"I was raped she was hot as fuck"

You mean to say you didn't consent to a hot chick? Fag.


My first time was at summer camp. I was a counselor and she was a life guard. We broke into an unused room in the infirmary and fucked on a cot. It did not end well.

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 12:00 AM. Reason : sp]

8/25/2009 12:00:00 AM

insertion of peenus into anus or vagina, whether yours or theirs.

8/25/2009 12:00:26 AM

^^ go fly a kike.

THE FIRST TIME YOU PLOW SOME ASS EVAN.

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 12:01 AM. Reason : asdf]

8/25/2009 12:00:33 AM

or had your ass plowed

8/25/2009 12:02:37 AM

Quote :

"I'm AnalAdventure and i approved this message."

jtmartin

I would've probably gone with AstroglideAdvent and linked the username, but not a bad attempt. Good effort.

8/25/2009 12:04:47 AM

I was 16. It was with my boyfriend. In his moms bed. It hurt really bad.

8/25/2009 12:18:11 AM

well then.

that was a night i'd like to forget. i was 14, he was a dude from school who i had recently gotten to know (who, i might add, was one of the hottest motherfuckers i've ever met - back when i was skinny, i could actually get hot guys. he's still hot to this day); wasn't quite a one night stand, we ended up being more like fuck buddies. my dad definitely walked in on us as i was plowing him. dad started laughing, i instantly lost mah bwner.

dad still laughs about that to this day, despite my pleas to the contrary.

8/25/2009 12:18:52 AM

if i walked in on my son or daughter having sex with any being at 14, i would shoot them. you are lucky he just laughs.

ok, i wouldn't shoot them, but i would probably disown them for a few months at least.

8/25/2009 12:23:16 AM

if there is one thing i'm glad about, it's the fact that it was my dad and not my mom.

shit would have gone down had it been the other way around.

8/25/2009 12:26:36 AM

I was drunk and insistent on being abstinent. She was drunk and insistent on, uh, not being abstinent. She won. I felt dirty. Then I just fucking gave up.

8/25/2009 12:31:00 AM

Evan your still probably a looker even if you have put on a couple of lbs.

8/25/2009 12:35:12 AM

Quote :

"if there is one thing i'm glad about, it's the fact that it was my dad and not my mom. shit would have gone down had it been the other way around."

I read this assuming it was your loss of virginity story. At first I was like and and then I was like

8/25/2009 12:36:30 AM

I'm not entirely convinced that you understand what's going on.

8/25/2009 12:40:03 AM

i'm a born again virgin.

8/25/2009 12:43:58 AM

I had the hugest crush on D beginning in 7th grade and continuing through hs. Finally, we started dating senior year. I was head over heels.

My parents planned to go out of town one weekend just a couple of weeks before graduation. D and I started planning. Friday morning, I found a note on my car with lyrics from a Cream song (I've been waiting so long for this time to arrive). That evening, we went to my house and he had fun. I don't really remember it, though I remember it being very uncomfortable.

At the end, he looked me in the eyes and said, "Lucy, I love you almost as much as I love weed."

Trust me, that's a LOT!

8/25/2009 12:50:58 AM

Cliff notes: noobs trying to fuck in a tiny-ass car.

I was 16 when this occurred... it was a late evening (10 PM) and myself and my girlfriend at the time who I had been dating for 6 months had just seen a movie at the local movie theater--Palace Point.. fucking whoop-de-doo. I can't remember the name of the movie, but up to this point we had fooled around, handjobs, fingerbanging and petty shit like that. Anyway, we had talked about moving to the next step for a while and after making out in a deserted parking lot in bumfuck nowhere, decided it was time.

I drove a 94 Honda Prelude which is a 2-door "4-seater" (Anyone who sits in the back hates their life). If you've ever attempted to fuck in a tiny car, you understand that it's difficult to manage as you can't do it in the backseat so the passenger seat is the only option. That's obvious even to n00bs like we were at the time, so I stripped... she stripped, and then I attempted to put on the condom twice backwards before realizing that shit wasn't going to work.

With my knees on the floor and her body pulled to the edge of the seat, I started the sinful plunge. She complained, bitched and whined "IT HURTS" for the first 30 seconds as I tried to be as fucking gentle as possible until I tried to get some sort of rhythm going. By "Rhythm" of course, add into this that neither of us had done it before and it's one sloppily executed fuck that involves a lot of ineffective humping, pulling out too far and having my dick slide out and poke her in the thigh or almost in the butt. After 20 minutes of this fail we just decided to try again later in a bed as obviously we had no clue what we were doing.

I moved over back to the driver seat, pulling the condom off... and noticing it looked like I killed a animal with it it had so much blood on it. I opened the window of the car and tossed it into this "deserted parking lot" ... also known as the elementary school parking lot.

We tried it again a few days later when my parents left the house (BIG MISTAKE) for a few hours... and the 2nd attempt was a lot more successful, even if she still bitched and cried for the first minute again.



[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 12:58 AM. Reason : cliffnotes]

8/25/2009 12:51:47 AM

WORDS!!!

8/25/2009 1:02:01 AM

I, too, have had sex.

8/25/2009 1:30:45 AM

I, too, have had sex.

8/25/2009 1:39:19 AM

^i want to believe you...i really do

I, too, have had sex.

8/25/2009 1:40:08 AM

well fuck

you had to ruin it

8/25/2009 1:40:46 AM

I'm sorry.

What was her name?

8/25/2009 1:44:51 AM

I don't think it would be a good idea to share her name on here, wouldn't you think?

8/25/2009 1:49:02 AM

Lol.

Jen was the name of my first. Bitch of a girl, but she had nice tits.

8/25/2009 2:01:24 AM

hey wait, jen was my first too... SHE LIED TO ME

8/25/2009 2:06:05 AM

I knew she wasn't a virgin. Bitch.

8/25/2009 2:10:26 AM

well, unless both of you went inside her at the same time, she didn't lie to one of you and was a virgin for one of you

8/25/2009 2:22:42 AM

but which one!!!

8/25/2009 2:24:25 AM

i was 21....i think he was 26

it was sunday night after i had gone to the movies with raven#s to watch road trip because we were were leaving the next day to go on a road trip....the guy was his pledge brother...we had been seeing each other for a few months but nothing serious....i got home...saw he had called....busted my ass to get over there....he lived in the first house on the right after you turn on Octavia St. from Gorman (every time i drive past that house i say "i lost something in that house i sorta wish i could have back")....we hung out for a little bit then went to bed...things started going a little further than they had before and he asked if i was ready....i told him i was....he asked if i wanted some music playing since i always joked about wanted to lose it to a couple of different songs...i told him no so he went off in search of a condom....finally found one and that was that

it was pretty kick ass because he was awesome at it....i had a very enjoyable next 6 months or so

so not at all an eventful story....other than the fact that i lost it

8/25/2009 4:16:22 AM

arent these stories mostly all the same?

8/25/2009 7:37:06 AM

^^since then she has only dealt with men younger than her

8/25/2009 8:15:24 AM

i was raped

8/25/2009 8:17:56 AM

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 8:24 AM. Reason : .]

8/25/2009 8:20:08 AM

^^^ she gets older they stay the same age, she likes them 26 year olds

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 8:22 AM. Reason : ^]

8/25/2009 8:21:01 AM

^^^^that's not true...

there were a few more that were older

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 8:21 AM. Reason : sfd]

8/25/2009 8:21:18 AM

you know i'm just playin with ya boo

8/25/2009 8:26:16 AM

set em up

8/25/2009 8:28:27 AM