Your virginity stories are boring and noobish.

8/25/2009 8:41:52 AM

these stories too, will be boring and noobish

8/25/2009 8:42:45 AM

ask your mother.

8/25/2009 8:43:15 AM

Perhaps I should have said "best theoretical sexual experience".

8/25/2009 8:43:47 AM

drank a bottle of tequila

i don't remember much after that

but according to people who heard us it was amazing

8/25/2009 8:44:36 AM

girl

girl

cup

8/25/2009 8:44:56 AM

Two chicks at the same time.

Giggedy.

8/25/2009 8:48:00 AM

I just got some new strawberry scented lube and settled into a nice "home&alone" chat room. I started chatting with this cute 18 year old from Philadelphia. We started exchanged pics and telling each other what to do to ourselves. Then she turned on her webcam. Holy shit. She put her entire hand inside her coochie! I came hard.

8/25/2009 8:48:51 AM

grimx wins this thread.

8/25/2009 8:51:20 AM

i'm still waiting for my best sexual experience

8/25/2009 8:54:23 AM

It's hard to pick just 1. I have dated some serious freaks throughout the years.

8/25/2009 9:00:04 AM

first time going over the top b/c it was with someone I loved and i went over a few times.

8/25/2009 9:31:30 AM

i'll post here if i ever actually go over the top from sex

8/25/2009 9:33:13 AM

what the hell is "over the top"

8/25/2009 9:33:43 AM

i'm assuming she means getting off

8/25/2009 9:34:18 AM

my assumption as well

8/25/2009 9:35:20 AM

I thought she meant turning her hat backwards

8/25/2009 9:36:02 AM

I thought she mean diving over the pile the score a touchdown on 4th and goal

8/25/2009 9:37:04 AM

Broken vaginas ITT

8/25/2009 10:08:17 AM

I once jacked off into my 6th grade teacher's diet coke when she said that she'll be gone for half an hour. I ganked the coke, went to the bathroom (there were only 4 students in there, and the TA in charge was playing a game with them), and put it back. She finished that shit.

I jack off about once every 3 or 4 days to it. Sometimes I do it to my gf, too, but it can't compare to the experience of that once time.

8/25/2009 10:16:32 AM

this one time...me and dropdeadkate drank a bottle of tequila. she still doesn't remember much after that. but it was amazing. i never knew a whole arm could fit up an anus

8/25/2009 10:19:19 AM

Quote :

"THAT ONCE TIME"

8/25/2009 10:19:22 AM

I would think it would have to be a Big Gulp or larger for her not to notice the spunk

I'd like to think I could notice stray nut in a 12 or 20 oz serving

8/25/2009 10:20:12 AM

^^^ you let her do that to you?



[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 10:20 AM. Reason : carats]

8/25/2009 10:20:21 AM

ORGASM

8/25/2009 10:20:36 AM

Quote :

"what the hell is "over the top""

It is when you are in the middle of bwning then out of nowhere, Sylvestor Stallone walks in and unleashes "The Fist"

8/25/2009 10:24:51 AM

I blacked out. Woke up to a bloody toe and seven condom wrappers on the floor. Got a call from her friend the next day saying..."shit John, you need to talk XXXXXXX, she'll tell you all about it. And on that note...good job." Met the girl the next night for a drink and she said that she didn't know she could put her body in those positions and that her nipples were so sore that she couldn't put a bra on. To this day, I was completely blacked out during my best sexual experience.

8/25/2009 10:24:53 AM

^ Sounds like a really good story if you can somehow ever remember it.

Quote :

"i'll post here if i ever actually go over the top from sex"

I'm assuming she's never been on top.

Quote :

"It's hard to pick just 1. I have dated some serious freaks throughout the years."

Are crazy people really better in bed?

8/25/2009 10:37:08 AM

usually there's a direct correlation between a crazy bitch and a crazy fuck

8/25/2009 10:40:38 AM

absolutely

8/25/2009 10:41:50 AM

ScHpEnXeL aren't you dating begonias

8/25/2009 10:42:37 AM

absolutely

8/25/2009 10:43:02 AM

absolutely

8/25/2009 10:44:44 AM

8/25/2009 10:44:48 AM

Quote :

"ScHpEnXeL aren't you dating begonias"

ya

she's just crazy enough

jk, she's not crazy

and fuckin a im digging myself a hole

8/25/2009 10:46:41 AM

didn't she used to date another wolfwebber? She loves that wolfweb dick, huh?

8/25/2009 10:47:12 AM

obviously

8/25/2009 10:47:47 AM

Begonias, please describe in details the difference in the taste of ScHpEnXeL's cum and the taste of all the other TWWer's cum you have tasted.

8/25/2009 10:49:22 AM

she said schnexpel's was like Duke's while gunzz was more like Heilman's and dnl's was like Miracle Whip

8/25/2009 10:51:12 AM

lawlz

8/25/2009 10:51:37 AM

ScHpEnXeL: I bet Amazon goddess sex is just as good as crazy girl sex. But if she was a crazy Amazon goddess, she'd probably make you come so hard, your IQ would go up a few points.

8/25/2009 10:52:58 AM

she also said she hated to rank them because it would be in poor taste (pun !)

but with a gun to head she'd rank em DNL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gunzz >>> schenexpel

8/25/2009 10:53:21 AM

8/25/2009 10:53:46 AM

^^ Zing!

Also, hahahahahahaha to the mayonnaise analogy.


^ I didn't mean to make you sad. *hug* I'm sure your IQ is fine. Also your sex life.

[Edited on August 25, 2009 at 10:55 AM. Reason : .]

8/25/2009 10:54:12 AM

going down on a "squirter"

8/25/2009 10:56:08 AM

Supposedly, female ejaculate makes you live forever.

8/25/2009 10:56:40 AM

I heard it stings your eyes like onions.

8/25/2009 11:14:12 AM

Also true, but I wear glasses.

8/25/2009 11:32:02 AM

Quote :

"female ejaculate makes you live forever."

that made me laugh

8/25/2009 11:38:13 AM

That belief is mentioned in Tantra and possibly the Kama Sutra.

8/25/2009 12:28:11 PM