...what would be your weapon of choice?

8/25/2009 8:07:58 PM

kenny

8/25/2009 8:08:18 PM

dildo

8/25/2009 8:08:42 PM

if i have some distance on them, flamethrower or RPG.

8/25/2009 8:09:04 PM

8/25/2009 8:09:10 PM

among other raptors, how smart is this particular one?

on a scale of 1 to Wraith

8/25/2009 8:09:12 PM

Hellfire Missile.

8/25/2009 8:09:16 PM

a tyrannosaurus, dur

8/25/2009 8:10:35 PM

bees

8/25/2009 8:10:39 PM

Preferably another velociraptor or the NC State basketball team.

8/25/2009 8:11:11 PM

armoured H2 with a 600 hp engine and big and wide ass tires.

run the bitch over!

8/25/2009 8:11:36 PM

gun

8/25/2009 8:12:20 PM

^^it would open the door as you pass it and eat your head off...

if it is a smart one

8/25/2009 8:14:17 PM

meteor

8/25/2009 8:14:57 PM

i am sure doors can be locked

8/25/2009 8:15:20 PM

bare, hairy, calloused, manly hands

8/25/2009 8:16:17 PM

Jeff Goldblum might work. Or Batman. He probably would have some velociraptor repellent.

8/25/2009 8:16:36 PM

AA12 Shotgun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhstuvzMiB0

8/25/2009 8:31:42 PM

Anyone slower and fatter than me.

8/25/2009 8:32:41 PM

king kong

8/25/2009 8:36:19 PM

8/25/2009 8:52:34 PM

8/25/2009 8:53:59 PM

a leglock

8/25/2009 9:14:26 PM

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?!?!?

8/25/2009 9:16:10 PM

a philosophical conundrum

8/25/2009 9:16:57 PM

I'd grab him by the head and bite the pink part of his nose off. That really pisses them off.

8/25/2009 9:17:12 PM

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Warthogs are so sexy

8/25/2009 9:18:55 PM

cluster bombs. lots of 'em.

8/25/2009 9:22:01 PM

i would offer it the love of a good friend, and hug it

then snap its neck when that invariably fails

8/25/2009 9:28:03 PM

kill him with kindness

8/25/2009 9:30:03 PM

8/25/2009 9:30:19 PM

i was with an emu this weekend
they freaked me the fuck out the way they walked and their feet reminded me of one

8/25/2009 9:33:37 PM

My Dick

8/25/2009 9:37:08 PM

I'll take the Ice Age for 2000, Alex

8/25/2009 9:59:55 PM

8/25/2009 10:10:11 PM

1) you can't answer #1 without knowing the acceleration of the man. they said 'quickly' reaches his top speed.

2) #3 it says the top speed of a veloci is 10 m/s. #1 says 25 m/s.

i am disappointed.

8/25/2009 10:11:29 PM

If you mean a real velociraptor, I just punt the shit out of it.

8/25/2009 10:14:04 PM

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"Or Batman. He probably would have some velociraptor repellent"

on his utility belt

8/25/2009 10:23:14 PM

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"I just punt the shit out of it."

Ok, I laffed pretty hard on that one

8/25/2009 10:26:42 PM

i think the movie confused velociraptors with deinonychus

8/25/2009 10:28:42 PM

The movie was kind of a blend of ^ and the Utahraptor

8/25/2009 10:30:05 PM

I would hope it's not at a time where I'm wearing wool socks on a newly waxed floor

8/25/2009 10:31:28 PM

8/25/2009 10:33:12 PM

Utahraptor!

8/25/2009 10:35:58 PM

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"2) #3 it says the top speed of a veloci is 10 m/s. #1 says 25 m/s."

because all velociraptors move at the same rate regardless of whether they are indoors or out in the open and all mathematical questions must contain non-varying and completely accurate data in order to test the use of simple equations.

gg math guy.

8/25/2009 11:51:33 PM

^Troll

I think you missed a punchline there

8/25/2009 11:52:42 PM

the only way a human has a chance in this without using guns is to have an obstical course set up similar to how when i wanted to kill a bear using spears, etc on a course i design to like keep the bear off balance etc etc etc

8/25/2009 11:53:24 PM

8/25/2009 11:55:33 PM

oh yeah, or Chuck Norris.

8/25/2009 11:56:59 PM

Opie has no sense of humor, there was no punchline.

8/25/2009 11:58:36 PM