She drank... A LOT! I couldn't keep up with the conversations because she slurred after an hour of trying to get to know her. Started talking about ex's... drama... Got her a cab... never called again.[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 12:42 AM. Reason : kyeah]
8/26/2009 12:41:20 AM
HOLY SHITwas that you?!?!
8/26/2009 12:41:55 AM
I don't remember itI don't think I "dated" muchor did I?
8/26/2009 12:42:02 AM
(blind date)lived like 45 miles awayshe was fatugly haircutdidnt even talk, had to dig for conversationluckily she mentioned that she typically is home by 9 and gets to sleep early, so that's when she was home that night
8/26/2009 12:43:17 AM
No comment. Somebody here might read this.
8/26/2009 12:43:18 AM
^^^^ Can't recall... I drank a lot myself after that experience...[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 12:43 AM. Reason : q]
8/26/2009 12:43:24 AM
I took this really hot Indian girl to the Scholars' semi-formal last year...she was very self-absorbed, and had nothing of interest to talk about. there was an after party and she drank way too much and puked on me
8/26/2009 12:43:58 AM
we went to lake johnson. she couldnt keep up. lol j/k
8/26/2009 12:44:50 AM
i've probably only been on like 6 dates in my life and none of them were bad
8/26/2009 12:45:45 AM
8/26/2009 12:48:14 AM
haha the date I went on with one of my exes about a week after we broke up. need i go further? it's never a good idea.
8/26/2009 12:52:57 AM
What's never a good idea...
8/26/2009 12:53:30 AM
8/26/2009 1:03:54 AM
Recently I went home to visit my family. I walked in the door and said, "Oh hi, honey! So, guess what, I invited this woman I work with and her daughter over. Her daughter is your age. She lives in Raleigh. She is college-educated. I think you guys should talk."By "college-educated" mom meant "she went to Peace." I guess it's technically the same thing, but...Needless to say, it went poorly. This did not surprise me. Mom's previous matchmaking attempt ended with the woman in question attempting to drive across state lines with a gun to shoot the man.---The other candidate is a time I was with a very attractive girl I knew, about to get down to business, when I got a call from my mom (disturbing how often she shows up in these "bad date stories"). I answered the fourth time in a row it rang.Me: "What!?! What in God's name is it?"Mom: (very weak voice) "I'm babysitting at this house and I...(vomiting) got really, really sick."Me: "OK, what do you need?"Mom: "A ride would be good...never mind, I'm sorry to call your on your date, I'll try your dad."Me: "The reason you didn't try dad to begin with is that he doesn't 'believe in' cell phones."Mom: "Well...I'll just (more vomiting) wait until he gets back to the house."Me: "Goddammit. Fine, just tell me where you're at, I'll come pick you up."I hang up, girl looks at me as if to say, "What, I'm not more important right now?" and also "If you stay you will get your dick sucked." I very angrily picked up mom. To be fair, she was really, incredibly sick. Probably wouldn't have died if I didn't show up. Probably wouldn't have continued paying my tuition, either. Oh well, the girl in question later turned out to be super batshit insane and, at one point, tried to sue me.Also, after the events in this story and a rare shouting match between dad and I, dad bought a fucking cellphone.[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 1:17 AM. Reason : ]
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8/26/2009 7:27:29 AM
Oh god, my worst date was a DISASTER.A FUCKING DISASTER. It was actually because of my mother and her crazy ways!
8/26/2009 7:35:41 AM
I've posted my story here several times...let me see if I can find it...too long to re-write.Found-it (so this topic was done like three weeks ago):Met a girl while I was bartending a couple years ago. Stats: I was 23, 2nd year of law school. She was 28/29? Finishing up her last year of med school. Hot, thin, tall (she maybe had an inch on me). Her dad was the head Ear, Nose, and Throat doctor at the local med school. She was originally not a big fan of the age difference, but she ultimately caved in and decided to go out for a drink.Crazy Date Story:I lived downtown so she met me at my house and we walked to a local bar to grab a few drinks and maybe a bite to eat.1st sign of "oh fuck, what the hell have I gotten myself into": On the walk to the bar, as we're talking about getting some food, she mentions that she's a recovering anorexic. Said she use to weigh about 180 (she's currently about 5'8/9ish and 120??). Great.2nd sign: We're watching the Duke/State bball game at the bar when one of my friends comes up and says he has a couple grand on State covering. We actually won that game and he was going nuts making fun of my date (she was a Duke undergrad). He keeps going on and on about their football program and she gets very defensive because she use to date a Duke football player. To which I reply, "so you like the big, burly type??" Her answer is..."actually, I just like big black men." I thought she was joking...she confirms she was serious. She dated a couple offensive/defensive linemen while in college and they were all large black men. I'm not racist...so I don't really give a shit...I've dated black girls and white girls who have dated black guys. But I'm also the opposite of a big, black, football player...I'm a 5'8" white, soccer player. At this point, I'm just like..."this is interesting."3rd sign: We're sitting there talking about living situations. She said she's always lived by herself since she got to college. I'm like, "you didn't even have a roommate in your dorm freshmen year??" To which she replied, "I didn't stay in a dorm because I had a kid." Wtf??? Turns out she got pregnant first time she had sex (didn't really give a fuck if this was a lie or not...bottom line is that she has an 8-year old kid). This leads to a "by the way, I've gotta be home by 11pm because of the babysitter" comment. By now, I'm just staying on this date for the comic value.4th sign: So we leave the bar and I'm wanting to go home and she goes, "let's go to the bar you work at." Last thing I want to do is take this crazy bitch to the bar that I work at...but then I'm like, "fuck it, let's see what else can happen." When we get there, my buddy who just won five grand on the State/Duke game is there and he wants to buy a round of tequila shots to celebrate (the $25 a shot Don Julio 1942 shit). As this is happening, I see my buddy and my date start to look at each other rather quizzically. I take a bathroom break and come back and she's like, "we should probably go." Something was going on between the two. As we're walking back to my place she says she has to tell me something. "I'm telling you this because I think you'll probably get a call pretty soon from your friend. But about a year ago I was dating one of his friends and we were all drinking at my boyfriends place. So it's me, my boyfriend, his friend, and another girl playing strip poker. So I get pretty drunk and me and my boyfriend go into the bedroom to fool around. His friend busts into the room with a video camera and videotapes me giving a blow job to my boyfriend...and I don't stop. Pretty sure that tape has circulate around that group of friends...one of which is you friend who just bought us shots."Sweet...so she has a sex tape. We go back to my house and start to walk up to my room when she goes, "I hope you aren't asking me up to your room to hook-up...because it's not happening, and I have to get back to the babysitter." Well fuck. So we talk for like 10 seconds, and then she leaves. On her way home she calls me and leaves a message that says, "I can't believe you didn't try to make a move while I was up in your room!!" Then for the next couple weekends she would come to my bar while I was working and just set-up at the bar and stare at me all night and send me texts, asking me to meet her in the bathroom or outside at the back of the bar. I completely ignored the shit out of her until she left me alone. I think she got married like 6 months later. Poor guy.[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 8:21 AM. Reason : .]
8/26/2009 8:15:33 AM
^ That could be one of the gold standards for a worst date. Batshit crazy woman telling all sorts of personal shit on the first date, no sex even though she has videotapes of previous encounters, a kid at home and then she stalks you for a few weeks and ends up marrying another dude not too far after. She's probably as large as a cow now, too.
8/26/2009 10:58:44 AM
I think the funniest would have to be one early on with my current GF. Before I moved in with her, she had a huge hole in her side yard that her ex had dug with a backhoe. He had plans to put in a pond. Well the hole was a good 7-8 feed deep and about 1/3 full with muddy water and leaves (it was in late fall)So anyway, I'm out at her house one night in November and decide it would be a good idea to go out and shoot some guns. She agrees. I set up some cans for her to shoot and and start to back away with the flashlight. Next thing I know I am in icy cold, muddy water. I pull myself out of the hole and I am covered from head to toe in mud and leaves.on a side note, I had to strip naked and jump in her shower. of course, she jumped in with me.
8/26/2009 11:08:04 AM
Now that I think about it, while I've tried my damndest to forget about it.. I did have a relatively crazy bitch about 2 years ago that I took out on one date and in our 2 hour session at a bar. She successfully spilled every little bit of crazy she possibly could. Including topics such as.I had an abortion 2 months ago. (She's 22)I was married for 4 weeks and then my husband kicked me out of the house. (At the age of 20)I had to drop out of school because my husband kicked me out of the house and haven't gone back. (After only being in school at State for 2 weeks total.)I have a ton of credit card debt.I'm still married, we haven't filed papers yet.I have a kid from said husband who was adopted.My dad sexually abused me.I got married when I was 19 in Vegas but it was annulled. (What the fuck, 2 marriages already?)My parents are divorced, have remarried, and successfully divorced again.I play World of Warcraft. (That was the killing blow.)Seriously, I don't think I could have successfully pulled that much crazy out of every one of the 20+ women I've been on dates with... ESPECIALLY in 2 hours of conversation. I was HOPING she was just trying to be a comedian, because there's no way that it's true, but then she kept calling me for 3 weeks never denying anything she said and still wanted to go out on a 2nd date like it was no big deal.Pro-tips for the ladys. Even if you ARE crazy, don't fucking spill it all out on the first date... you've gotta spread it out over months.[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 11:57 AM. Reason : .]
8/26/2009 11:56:21 AM
8/26/2009 12:05:21 PM
Creeper.[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 12:07 PM. Reason : ]
8/26/2009 12:06:27 PM
None of mine are particularly bad.I'd say one of them was this time I went out on a date with this girl, we had a great time, came back to my house and made some dessert after dinner, then fucked and then went to the bar. would be A++++ quality date except for while at the bar she met this other guy who was a roommate of my friend, he picked her up and she went back with him and they fucked that night. i was a little confused. the next day i met up with my friend who was roomates with the dude and some other people to grab lunch. homegirl and the dude she went home with showed up and joined us at our table. awkwardness between her and i ensued. the other one was some girl i met at a bar when i was seeing double kind of drunk. she gave me her number and we talked on the phone agreeing to meet at hibernian. when we got there she wasn't as cute as i recalled but still attractive and then when the bartender say her ID he said "27?!??" she became immediately embarrassed about her age since i was 21. while talking to her i found out she was nothing more than a (white) blunt smoking, 40 drinking, unmotivated and tasteless trick. so i said i had to leave early and never called her back. the worse of it all was her job was one of those people who hand out cigarettes at bars so i saw her constantly the next 2 years and she would always ask me when we were going to get together again.
8/26/2009 12:26:09 PM
i dont have any that are too bad oddly enoughthis wasn't really a date at all, but kinda sorta an early relationship quasi date thingwas going to see a show with this girl (M.I.A. and diplo, like two years ago or something), her saying "my son would have enjoyed comming to this", then finding out she had a 14 year old kid (wtf?).. previous to this i had estimated she was about 25, but that wasnt the case at all, a full on 36 year old divorcee still livin it up. azns man. they're impossible to judge.then at the bar after the show, run into one of her on again off again exes, likely stll hookup buddies, he's hammered but buying us all drinks so whatever, but then she decides to give him a ride home, so im in the front seat while he's screamin "SHE'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!" over and over again in the backseat, rollin around.. in reference, dude was jacked up and tall.. i... am not.we get to his house, and for some reason a mini party breaks out, and i cant leave, b/c she's my ride home... we met at the bar she works at and drove up to philly for the show. She decides that we can't leave him in this state, so lets just get hammered and crash here.ANYWAYS, i end up sleepin in a recliner, cant get anyone to take me to my car until like 11am, when i was supposed to be at work at 8... ended up not rollin in until like 1.[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 12:45 PM. Reason : e]
8/26/2009 12:44:41 PM
I had a bad Valentine's date with a tdubber one time. He really wanted to take me out for a Vday dinner. I'm anti-Vday, but had nothing better to do that night.He shows up at my house with flowers and mentions how expensive they are. I ask him where we're going for dinner (I had reminded him that if we wanted to go out to dinner, then we should get reservations since it was Valentine's Day, otherwise I'd cook at home). He says we have no reservations, but we'll wing it.We get to Streets of Southpoint and walk from restaurant to restaurant. There's a 2-hour wait everywhere. After four hours of searching for places to eat, we find a hole-in-the-wall sports bar in Durham and grab food. He orders several beers (I was too young to drink). At the end of dinner, he announces that that the flowers cost so much money and he didn't have any money left. So I paid the check. And I don't even like flowers!
8/26/2009 12:45:05 PM
^who the fuck is this fag you speak of
8/26/2009 12:46:17 PM
Mr Scrumplesjk idk]
8/26/2009 12:46:56 PM
The worst one I can think of is when I took a girl out on a second date and she told me she loved me. Then when I told her that it was WAAAAAY too early to say shit like that, especially after I had just gotten out of a 4 year relationship, she started bawling. This all went down at a REALLY crowded bar. Pretty embarassing. Needless to say, after I dropped her off that night I never talked to her again. (although she pretty much stalked me for the rest of the summer)
8/26/2009 12:47:10 PM
It's a mystery.My best Vday was with another tdubber, but that story is for another thread.
8/26/2009 12:47:23 PM
My first date... I had something along the lines of a horrible ass cold/bronchitis... and I went anyway. I'll be damned if I was going to skip out on my first ever date. We saw the Wedding Planner.
8/26/2009 1:30:24 PM
8/26/2009 1:52:17 PM
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8/26/2009 3:44:46 PM
Took a Yankee to watch "Gods and Generals", mark one up on my dumb shit ideas board.
8/26/2009 3:55:22 PM
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8/26/2009 4:13:53 PM
i can't recall any particularly bad dates ... unless you're talking about one of the many times when I was the guy who was one of the "worst dates" for some gal.i puked tequila on at least a couple dates. I don't drink tequila straight any more.one time i hit on my date's mom. maan, talk about a date getting over real quick. i once took a new date behind the Wolf Mart to drink a 40 oz before we headed over to see a band at the Brewery. she said that was the most "ghetto" thing she'd ever done.plenty more, but i won't belabor the point.[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 4:22 PM. Reason : ]
8/26/2009 4:14:10 PM
The guy took me to Taco Bell and then back to his place where he mentioned several times that his basset hound had a "face vagina". Never called him again.Oh yeah and when I left he told me to call him to let him know I got home. I didn't but he called me, many times, so I finally answered and he asked me to rate him on a 1-10 scale. Most awkward conversation ever! haha[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 4:27 PM. Reason : Also, lucy's Vday story sounds like YanTheManV was it him?][Edited on August 26, 2009 at 4:29 PM. Reason : MOAR]
8/26/2009 4:25:34 PM
called out!]
8/26/2009 4:28:23 PM
who was it, lucy? you gotta tell. i'd say dnl.
8/26/2009 4:31:15 PM
haha what? I'm just sayin' Fuckin' jews!
8/26/2009 4:31:22 PM
DNL is Jewish? Funny, he looked circumcised. jk
8/26/2009 4:42:24 PM
8/26/2009 4:53:41 PM
She drank... A LOT! I couldn't keep up with the conversations because she slurred after an hour of trying to get to know her. Started talking about ex's... drama...Got her crabs... never called again.
8/26/2009 4:55:33 PM
i like how she wasn't a whore until she fucked someone who wasn't you
8/26/2009 4:57:08 PM
yeah, no shit. it was an "A+++++ Quality Date" ... until ... she let him know that she wasn't impressed by his cock.then it's all whore this and skank that.
8/26/2009 5:05:01 PM
generally i dont take a girl out on a date unless we've already hooked up or i know play is guaranteed so i dont ever really recall having a bad date
8/26/2009 5:08:10 PM
8/26/2009 5:49:15 PM