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lucyinthesky
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Post your bizarre emails in this thread. I'll start.

Quote :
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SUBJECT: More Layoffs

Heard from a good source that {your company} will be laying off more people in October.

Don't piss anyone off
"


[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 8:39 AM. Reason : .]

8/26/2009 8:38:31 AM

FroshKiller
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Subject: credit card charges

Hello,

I am reconciling my credit card statement. There is a charge for $69.64. I don't have a copy of this charge. I have not ordered anything of "1"? Please explain.

8/26/2009 8:40:51 AM

Yodajammies
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ruh roh!

8/26/2009 8:40:52 AM

lucyinthesky
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^^ Why would you get that email?

And does anyone know of any get rich quick schemes for when I get axed?

8/26/2009 9:19:22 AM

nicklepickle
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some one is in trouble

8/26/2009 9:19:58 AM

Stimwalt
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Why is Mark Twain concerned about job security?

8/26/2009 9:22:14 AM

Slave Famous
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"SUBJECT: Gathering at my house

I am having a gathering of sorts at my place this Friday evening the 28th and would love if you would attend. It is potluck and BYOB. Please wear something comfortable. It would be nice if someone would bring some french onion dip.

~Hector"





from this new douche who started here on Monday

8/26/2009 9:28:21 AM

Fhqwhgads
Fuckwads SS '15
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~

8/26/2009 9:30:35 AM

FroshKiller
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I got that e-mail because I very often have to deal with customer issues still.

Slave Famous, that dude's "gathering of sorts" that is "potluck and BYOB" is a thinly veiled "bring me dinner." Fuck that guy.

8/26/2009 9:32:24 AM

Slave Famous
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We have less than 20 people here so everyone is pretty visible

This guy seems generally OK just has some weird personality traits

But I'll probably skip it and end up posting on here and playing xbox all night

ho hum

8/26/2009 9:34:50 AM

lucyinthesky
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Can someone bring me French Onion dip? Haha. That's presumptuous for a new guy.

And yeah, Mark Twain is concerned a/b job security. My department could be eliminated and our work could be outsourced.

8/26/2009 9:42:33 AM

TroopofEchos
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Quote :
"Please me know today if this is completely impossible and I will communicate with _____ and ____. They want to get the work in the steam tunnel done as soon as possible and have tentatively planned for this Thursday barring any problems with those involved in the shit down. If it is a go ____ and/or ____ will send out an email to everyone.

We need to get caging autoclaved and what ever else and cages washed that are backed up in so that the steam can be off all day this Thursday. Thanks,
"


sent to multiple key people....youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons!!!!!!!!!

8/26/2009 10:31:58 AM

DeltaBeta
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"My corporate email isn't working. Can you fix?"


Sent from her corporate account.

8/26/2009 12:47:11 PM

pilgrimshoes
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Quote :
"CamoSpace.com
to me

show details 5:22 PM (1 minute ago)

Hi KillinBucks,
howtobass has just asked to be your friend at CamoSpace.com
You can login and view your friends requests by clicking on the link below.
LOGIN AND CHECK IT NOW


Regards,
CamoSpace.com
"


wat

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 5:26 PM. Reason : ^ our corp. email password reminders go to the... surprise! corp. email... durh]

8/26/2009 5:25:12 PM

lucyinthesky
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My messages from Match.com

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"Subject: Hey there.
Hey, I'm Sean, I read your profile and have to say wow. What would a guy like me have to do to take a girl like you out for dinner and drinks? Hope to talk to you soon - Sean"


My response: You're going to need 12 goats and a ball gag. Hope to talk to you soon. -Maude

8/26/2009 5:30:39 PM

pilgrimshoes
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[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 5:36 PM. Reason : nevermind!]

8/26/2009 5:34:47 PM

Apocalypse
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Quote :
"Subject: Get the Cock that will break walls apart Tonight!!!!

Cialis 3$

Viagra 1.25$"


But I'm not about destroying walls...

8/26/2009 5:38:04 PM

Grandmaster
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[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 5:45 PM. Reason : gay]

8/26/2009 5:40:52 PM

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