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jackleg
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looking for a new girlfriend. starting now

8/26/2009 4:31:54 PM

DeltaBeta
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No need to look for another. Just beat the one you have. She'll learn.

8/26/2009 4:32:20 PM

gunzz
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pick me!

8/26/2009 4:32:28 PM

Novicane
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8/26/2009 4:32:30 PM

amber1
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Do you eat dinner at 4:30pm? That's kinda early.

8/26/2009 4:33:01 PM

miska
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8/26/2009 4:33:28 PM

jackleg
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i get up at like 530 am. usually in bed by like 9 or so, its really not that early

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 4:34 PM. Reason : ^irish sunglasses. aha my non-pc friends at work are gonna love that one tomorrow]

8/26/2009 4:33:48 PM

DeltaBeta
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WHEN YOU'RE OUR AGE YOU EAT EARLY BITCH

8/26/2009 4:34:00 PM

amber1
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I'm old too, but I don't get home until 6:15pm

8/26/2009 4:37:03 PM

jackleg
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see if you get home after me you have an excuse, when you spend all day at my house watching tv then you have no excuse

8/26/2009 4:37:58 PM

lucyinthesky
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If you like seafood, I'm making seared, garlic-and-pepper-encrusted Ahi tuna with a side of mushroom risotto.

Come over!

8/26/2009 4:39:17 PM

jackleg
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ive spent enough of my time chasing you around, lucy. its over

8/26/2009 4:39:59 PM

lucyinthesky
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Fine. I'm eating your dinner.

8/26/2009 4:41:14 PM

TaterSalad
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^^^ that sounds delicious right now

8/26/2009 8:47:26 PM

arcgreek
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I'm eating japanese takeout


NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

8/26/2009 8:48:37 PM

TaterSalad
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I'm about to nuke a healthy choice.... fml

8/26/2009 8:52:54 PM

arcgreek
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my jap is healthy

8/26/2009 8:54:02 PM

dropdeadkate
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invest in a crock pot. you just throw shit in there and leave it on while you're at work. you get home and ta da dinner's ready

8/26/2009 8:54:48 PM

TaterSalad
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it's probably a lot better than the sesame chicken steamer im about to eat too

8/26/2009 8:55:08 PM

arcgreek
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fuck a gf, get a crock pot!

8/26/2009 8:55:45 PM

zxappeal
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I just ate a bowl of them there Idahoan Baby Reds mashed taters.

With a whole stick of butter.

8/26/2009 8:56:31 PM

sylvershadow
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Lucy, are you a lesbian or bi? Cause I wanna be your gf.

8/26/2009 8:58:16 PM

DeltaBeta
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I always worry about a crock pot malfunction starting a fire.

That or my bigass dog pulling it all down off the counter and eating my beef.

8/27/2009 10:18:01 AM

zxappeal
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Time to choke a bitch

8/27/2009 10:21:32 AM

lucyinthesky
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^^^ Never had a gf, but I would totally get one just for the excuse to cook more often. Cooking for one sucks!

This morning, I prepared a delicious salad to take to a lunchtime baby shower at work. It's a watermelon salad with onions, feta cheese, fresh cilantro, fresh mint, lime juice and pepper. It's friggin' delish.

Tonight, I'm making a very simple shrimp ceviche with lime juice, cilantro, onions, tomatoes and celery. (Leftover ingredients from the watermelon salad).

Anyone want to come over and bask in the benefits of a pretend gf?

[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 10:31 AM. Reason : .]

8/27/2009 10:31:02 AM

grimx
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i thought we were more than pretend lucy!

8/27/2009 10:37:12 AM

Pikey
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Why must it be pretend?

Why not let me thank you for a delicious homecooked meal by llowing my to pleasure you with my weiner?

8/27/2009 10:38:05 AM

lucyinthesky
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^^ I thought I was just your #1 BBM BBW.

^ Weiner usage does not a bf make.

[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 10:39 AM. Reason : .]

8/27/2009 10:38:35 AM

grimx
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thats just how it starts i'm told

8/27/2009 10:40:22 AM

Seotaji
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Quote :
"Anyone want to come over and bask in the benefits of a pretend gf?"


yes

8/27/2009 10:52:01 AM

pilgrimshoes
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all the perks with no commitment!

perfect!

8/27/2009 10:53:18 AM

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