looking for a new girlfriend. starting now
8/26/2009 4:31:54 PM
No need to look for another. Just beat the one you have. She'll learn.
8/26/2009 4:32:20 PM
pick me!
8/26/2009 4:32:28 PM
8/26/2009 4:32:30 PM
Do you eat dinner at 4:30pm? That's kinda early.
8/26/2009 4:33:01 PM
8/26/2009 4:33:28 PM
i get up at like 530 am. usually in bed by like 9 or so, its really not that early[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 4:34 PM. Reason : ^irish sunglasses. aha my non-pc friends at work are gonna love that one tomorrow]
8/26/2009 4:33:48 PM
WHEN YOU'RE OUR AGE YOU EAT EARLY BITCH
8/26/2009 4:34:00 PM
I'm old too, but I don't get home until 6:15pm
8/26/2009 4:37:03 PM
see if you get home after me you have an excuse, when you spend all day at my house watching tv then you have no excuse
8/26/2009 4:37:58 PM
If you like seafood, I'm making seared, garlic-and-pepper-encrusted Ahi tuna with a side of mushroom risotto.Come over!
8/26/2009 4:39:17 PM
ive spent enough of my time chasing you around, lucy. its over
8/26/2009 4:39:59 PM
Fine. I'm eating your dinner.
8/26/2009 4:41:14 PM
^^^ that sounds delicious right now
8/26/2009 8:47:26 PM
I'm eating japanese takeoutNOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
8/26/2009 8:48:37 PM
I'm about to nuke a healthy choice.... fml
8/26/2009 8:52:54 PM
my jap is healthy
8/26/2009 8:54:02 PM
invest in a crock pot. you just throw shit in there and leave it on while you're at work. you get home and ta da dinner's ready
8/26/2009 8:54:48 PM
it's probably a lot better than the sesame chicken steamer im about to eat too
8/26/2009 8:55:08 PM
fuck a gf, get a crock pot!
8/26/2009 8:55:45 PM
I just ate a bowl of them there Idahoan Baby Reds mashed taters.With a whole stick of butter.
8/26/2009 8:56:31 PM
Lucy, are you a lesbian or bi? Cause I wanna be your gf.
8/26/2009 8:58:16 PM
I always worry about a crock pot malfunction starting a fire.That or my bigass dog pulling it all down off the counter and eating my beef.
8/27/2009 10:18:01 AM
Time to choke a bitch
8/27/2009 10:21:32 AM
^^^ Never had a gf, but I would totally get one just for the excuse to cook more often. Cooking for one sucks! This morning, I prepared a delicious salad to take to a lunchtime baby shower at work. It's a watermelon salad with onions, feta cheese, fresh cilantro, fresh mint, lime juice and pepper. It's friggin' delish.Tonight, I'm making a very simple shrimp ceviche with lime juice, cilantro, onions, tomatoes and celery. (Leftover ingredients from the watermelon salad).Anyone want to come over and bask in the benefits of a pretend gf?[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 10:31 AM. Reason : .]
8/27/2009 10:31:02 AM
i thought we were more than pretend lucy!
8/27/2009 10:37:12 AM
Why must it be pretend?Why not let me thank you for a delicious homecooked meal by llowing my to pleasure you with my weiner?
8/27/2009 10:38:05 AM
^^ I thought I was just your #1 BBM BBW.^ Weiner usage does not a bf make.[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 10:39 AM. Reason : .]
8/27/2009 10:38:35 AM
thats just how it starts i'm told
8/27/2009 10:40:22 AM
8/27/2009 10:52:01 AM
all the perks with no commitment!perfect!
8/27/2009 10:53:18 AM