where I can order sex before I head home from work.

Just be like "One order of nice cock, plz."

Then I can go home, have a beer and relax.

8/26/2009 6:44:34 PM

WUT.

8/26/2009 6:45:10 PM

craigslist has a NSA section

i bet you could find something

8/26/2009 6:46:12 PM

Try the Golden Dragon on Hillsborough...

They've got great sesame chicken.

8/26/2009 6:47:42 PM

I mean, if a good dicking is all you're looking for, you can play with my junk for a while

8/26/2009 6:53:05 PM

^

8/26/2009 6:53:46 PM

If you're a girl then that sounds like every straight bar everywhere.

8/26/2009 6:55:06 PM

I'll bet your inbox=green.

8/26/2009 6:56:11 PM

8/26/2009 6:58:57 PM

the teasing is agonizing!!!!!!!!!

8/26/2009 7:00:57 PM

I've already sent her several highly suggestive PMs

8/26/2009 7:01:48 PM

Is this chick a bonafide nympho? Like, diagnosed and shit?

8/26/2009 7:02:45 PM

Well I think she's just one of the guys really. Aren't all the guys just a bunch of nymphos too?

8/26/2009 7:16:06 PM

The new Vix?

8/26/2009 7:20:18 PM

pm plz

8/26/2009 7:21:05 PM

Probably not a nympho...Probably just one of those chicks with low self esteem.

8/26/2009 7:22:22 PM

oh i forgot the important part

8/26/2009 7:24:41 PM

probably just one of those girls who's HORNY.

I'm sorry but are we not allowed to be horny or something?!?

You guys are all fuckwads. That's why I want to be able to buy sex, at least I'll know I'm getting good quality that won't be an asshole to me.

8/26/2009 7:25:05 PM

niiice.

8/26/2009 7:26:09 PM

I, too, get horny

8/26/2009 7:27:20 PM

I mean, you can pay for it if you want. Whether I'm paid or not is completely independent of me putting a cigarette out on your neck

8/26/2009 7:27:46 PM

Quote :

"You guys are all fuckwads. That's why I want to be able to buy sex, at least I'll know I'm getting good quality that won't be an asshole to me."

yes, ALL guys are assholes

8/26/2009 7:29:42 PM

I'll have sex with you AND be nice

8/26/2009 7:29:48 PM

wtf i am not being an asshole

8/26/2009 7:31:20 PM

i always though sylvershadow was a dude

8/26/2009 7:31:48 PM

yeah. you don't pay a prostitute for sex. you pay a prostitute to leave after sex.

8/26/2009 7:32:10 PM

Quote :

"yes, ALL guys are assholes "

No, get it right! All non-prostitute guys are assholes! But if she paid a dude to fuck, he couldn't be an asshole.

8/26/2009 7:35:55 PM

^LOL

8/26/2009 7:37:54 PM

^^, see ^^^

8/26/2009 7:39:53 PM

Sylvershadow and I should go out to a bar sometime!

8/26/2009 7:41:20 PM

i'm not quite sure if i'd work in such a bar.

8/26/2009 7:48:18 PM

Who knows... it might actually be a thriving business in Nevada or something

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 7:50 PM. Reason : a]

8/26/2009 7:49:55 PM

girl

i wanna take you to a gay bar

8/26/2009 7:57:56 PM

thats not the same thing bigman

8/26/2009 7:58:23 PM

^^ you guys need to realize a gay bar is the best place to pick up girls

8/26/2009 8:27:41 PM

it's true


just like a strip club is the best place for a girl to pick up dudes

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 8:28 PM. Reason : ]

8/26/2009 8:28:10 PM

actually.. girls go to gay bars to get away from guys.

8/26/2009 8:28:23 PM

^dude...

Two girls just said the same thing... and you're refuting them on what girls do...

8/26/2009 8:31:22 PM

Quote :

"^^ you guys need to realize a gay bar is the best place to pick up girls"

its not a new concept. but its probably not what YOU were talking about, like i said.

8/26/2009 8:33:43 PM

^^^you obviously don't understand how it works

a girl goes to a gay bar to get away from the everyday skeezers at most bars...she gets to the gay bar...sees all the half naked, hot ass dudes there and gets all worked up because the gay dudes will grind on her and treat her awesomely...yet they have no interest in fucking said girl...

said girl is all horny and wanting to get laid because some hot dude(s) has been laying it on her all night but wants absolutely nothing to do with her at the end of the night...yet she still needs the attention because girls will be girls

this is where the straight guy comes in....see her drunk and horny....swoop in...tell her you're straight...

it's almost like shooting fish in a barrel


[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 8:36 PM. Reason : ^^i was thinking the same thing]

8/26/2009 8:34:51 PM

I'm goin to florida and hangin w/ lucy.

8/26/2009 8:36:27 PM

all the guy has to do is put up with dude's offering back alley blowjobs all night...

8/26/2009 8:36:44 PM

and that's a very small price to pay

8/26/2009 8:37:12 PM

^^yeah nothing new there. might even get a free drink out of it.

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 8:39 PM. Reason : i will accept a drink from a gay guy no problem.]

8/26/2009 8:37:58 PM

yes, but...

I mean, there are two options (yes or no) when offered a gay back alley blowjob (50%). Obviously the straight guy is going to say NO, but there's a 50/50 chance that he could slip up and accidentally say YES

WHAT THEN?! HUH?! WHAT THEN?!?!

8/26/2009 8:39:31 PM

Yay! Party at my house. then off to the strip clubs! Free Florida vacation (airfare not included), for all coo chicks!

8/26/2009 8:40:54 PM

yes, i mean... oh shit.

8/26/2009 8:41:20 PM

f airfare

ROAD TRIP!

8/26/2009 8:42:20 PM

too late....I heard you say yes


dammit

8/26/2009 8:43:23 PM

Quote :

"Probably not a nympho...Probably just one of those chicks with low self esteem."

Daddy didn't give her hugs.

8/26/2009 8:44:06 PM