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Apocalypse
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Sometimes guys, Soldiers are a hassle. You've got to have a stick and a carrot about you.

If your Type-A Soldier starts to get out of line, you have to say what you mean and follow through what you say you're going to do if he/she doesn't fuckin' pop tall and execute.

For Example:

"If you don't shave that goddamn mess of face you've got there, I am going to have you scrub the latrines with it"

or

"The best way to mop a floor is the low-crawl position, and until you learn to negotiate this obstacle with kevlar, that is exactly what's going to happen"

Then follow through.

Always... Follow... Through...

Now it's your turn... go ahead.

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 8:19 PM. Reason : a]

8/26/2009 8:18:32 PM

craptastic
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This is now a Radiohead thread.

8/26/2009 8:27:32 PM

IMStoned420
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YOU ARE THE WORST TYPE OF POSTER

8/26/2009 8:28:11 PM

Apocalypse
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Occasionally you will have a Soldier who will have so many retorts that he can't say them one at a time so instead... he blends them.

He'll try to say "Fuck you, Bitch" and "Kiss my ass" but not consecutively. If he attempts these two phrases simultaneously it will come out like this:

"FUCK MY ASS, BITCH!!!"

and the whole room will laugh incessantly.

8/26/2009 8:28:35 PM

Apocalypse
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Quote :
"YOU ARE THE WORST TYPE OF POSTER"


no carrot or stick to that statement... you failed... try again.

8/26/2009 8:29:40 PM

Republican18
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I too was once in the military. I was fucked over royally by them and fucked out of a commision, Im still bitter but I miss the military.

8/26/2009 8:33:40 PM

arcgreek
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OH, aren't you a sergent?

8/26/2009 8:35:05 PM

Apocalypse
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Yes, I train, lead and motivate Soldiers to do what they must to accomplish their mission objectives.

8/26/2009 8:38:14 PM

sylvershadow
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I wish you'd disappear again. TWW was better off without you.

8/26/2009 8:38:52 PM

Apocalypse
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Jess, what exactly is your deal?

8/26/2009 8:41:34 PM

arcgreek
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8/26/2009 8:42:06 PM

Apocalypse
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^Marine Corps, but just as awesome!

8/26/2009 8:43:43 PM

swoakley
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What kind of fucking soldier are you if you don't take a prime opportunity to take a crack at another branch?

Fucking hippie.

8/26/2009 8:46:10 PM

Apocalypse
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The only kind of Soldier... As Army is the only branch that has Soldiers.

8/26/2009 8:47:01 PM

arcgreek
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bricks have soldiers, as to beer cans and bottles

8/26/2009 8:50:06 PM

sylvershadow
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Carl, you're a douchebag who thinks his shit don't stink. You attention whore as much as any girl who posts half-naked pics, you just do it more subtly by posting "I'm so great, life is grand" threads without coming out and saying it directly. It's like you're using TWW as your facebook.

8/26/2009 8:55:51 PM

arcgreek
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but he's in the army...

8/26/2009 8:56:23 PM

Apocalypse
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^^You're taking it kind of personal, don't you think? My shit stinks as much as the next guy does, I don't think I've ever held myself higher than the next guy.

And! When you're in a desert somewhere, you have to keep saying "life is grand" so I write "life is grand," because it's easy to lose perspective that life really is grand.

Chill out, it's not like any of this is geared toward you or anything.

[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 9:05 PM. Reason : a]

8/26/2009 9:02:33 PM

swoakley
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You think I don't fucking know that? You are taking to another veteran.

8/26/2009 9:25:24 PM

Fail Boat
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TypeA

8/26/2009 9:26:27 PM

Apocalypse
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Quote :
"You think I don't fucking know that? You are taking to another veteran."


He's got it.

8/26/2009 9:36:27 PM

JCASHFAN
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8/26/2009 9:40:52 PM

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