A mega-sore-ass.What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?A lick-a-lot-a-puss.
8/27/2009 10:53:18 AM
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8/27/2009 10:54:12 AM
How do you keep a bunch of black people out of your back yard?Hang one in the front yard.
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[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 10:57 AM. Reason : gah]
8/27/2009 10:56:49 AM
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These dinosaurs...Where are they now?OH THAT'S RIGHT...THEY EXTINCT.there is a lesson in this.
8/27/2009 10:58:19 AM
what did the gay dinosaur get for christmas?your bikewhat do you call a gay dinosaur in a mercedes?grand theft autowhy did the gay dinsoaur wear a tuxedo to his vascectomy?"if you gonna be imPOtent, you gotta look important" (you have to pronounce both the same...noit good in writing)
8/27/2009 10:58:30 AM
haha at OPMy little sister told me this one awhile ago and it cracked me up:Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
8/27/2009 11:33:04 AM
I saw an episode of Roc one time where Roc had erectile dysfunction. His wife got frisky, but he couldn't perform and was very embarrassed/disappointed/frustrated. She said, "Oh, baby, it's not impo'tant--" She caught herself and over-enunciated enthusiastically, "Im-por-tant! Im-por-tant!"
8/27/2009 11:35:09 AM
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head"
8/27/2009 11:37:49 AM
Two gay dinosaurs were sitting in an oven. One says to the other "is it gettin hot in here?"The other says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING GAY DINOSAUR"
8/27/2009 11:41:31 AM
What's long and hard on a gay dinosaur?3rd grade! How do you starve a gay dinosaur?Hide his food stamps under his work boots!Why don't gay dinosaurs use Aspirin?They have to pick cotton to get to it!What's the difference between a gay dinosaur and a large pizza?The pizza doesn't have pubes on its head![Edited on August 27, 2009 at 12:24 PM. Reason : 2]
8/27/2009 12:24:02 PM
evansaurous
8/27/2009 12:24:39 PM
What do gay dinosaurs eat?HAAAAAAYYYYYYiry wooly mammoths
8/27/2009 12:26:59 PM
lolol
8/27/2009 12:29:24 PM
that looks like crazy_carl
8/27/2009 12:36:38 PM
Barney?
8/27/2009 12:37:51 PM
my younger brothers taught a 3 year old to say Barney's gay. His mother got a note home from preschool asking her to talk to her son about expressing the sexual orientation of Barney.How do you wake a gay dinosaur up?Poke her face.
8/27/2009 1:05:52 PM
8/27/2009 1:09:25 PM
^ You have got to be shitting me.
8/27/2009 1:10:48 PM
at first i was like this :-/ and i stayed that way
8/27/2009 1:11:44 PM
best joke in here was:
8/27/2009 1:14:48 PM
agreed.delightfully corny... yet unrefined..
8/27/2009 1:16:20 PM
hooksaw wins this thread.
8/27/2009 2:38:19 PM
how do you fit 50 babies in a bathtub?
8/27/2009 3:01:29 PM
why do gay dinosaurs smell bad?so blind people can hate them too
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8/27/2009 4:03:58 PM
how many gay dinosaurs does it take to pave a driveway?1 if you spread him thin enough
8/27/2009 4:05:04 PM
how many gay dinosaurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?2 but how did they get in the lightbult in the first place?
8/27/2009 4:09:51 PM
how do you keep a gay dinosaur from stealing your wallet?hide it in his work boots.
8/27/2009 4:10:32 PM
8/27/2009 4:11:59 PM
why did the gay dinosaur stare at the orange juice bottle?cause it said concentrate
8/27/2009 4:12:16 PM
What's the difference between a gay dinosaur and a large pizza?The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.What happened when the gay dinosaur looked up his family tree?A gorilla shit in his eye!Why are there so many trees in Harlem?Mass transportation for gay dinosaurs!
8/27/2009 5:34:25 PM