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Douche Bag
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A mega-sore-ass.




What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?



A lick-a-lot-a-puss.

8/27/2009 10:53:18 AM

Smath74
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...

8/27/2009 10:54:12 AM

zxappeal
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How do you keep a bunch of black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front yard.

8/27/2009 10:54:24 AM

pilgrimshoes
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8/27/2009 10:54:45 AM

ThePeter
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Quote :
"What do you call a gay dinosaur?"


A faggot.

8/27/2009 10:54:46 AM

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[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 10:57 AM. Reason : gah]

8/27/2009 10:56:49 AM

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8/27/2009 10:57:47 AM

Skack
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These dinosaurs...Where are they now?
OH THAT'S RIGHT...THEY EXTINCT.

there is a lesson in this.

8/27/2009 10:58:19 AM

BettrOffDead
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what did the gay dinosaur get for christmas?


your bike





what do you call a gay dinosaur in a mercedes?


grand theft auto





why did the gay dinsoaur wear a tuxedo to his vascectomy?

"if you gonna be imPOtent, you gotta look important" (you have to pronounce both the same...noit good in writing)

8/27/2009 10:58:30 AM

miska
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haha at OP

My little sister told me this one awhile ago and it cracked me up:

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

8/27/2009 11:33:04 AM

FroshKiller
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I saw an episode of Roc one time where Roc had erectile dysfunction. His wife got frisky, but he couldn't perform and was very embarrassed/disappointed/frustrated. She said, "Oh, baby, it's not impo'tant--" She caught herself and over-enunciated enthusiastically, "Im-por-tant! Im-por-tant!"

8/27/2009 11:35:09 AM

oneandonly
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Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head"

8/27/2009 11:37:49 AM

BettrOffDead
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Two gay dinosaurs were sitting in an oven.

One says to the other "is it gettin hot in here?"

The other says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING GAY DINOSAUR"

8/27/2009 11:41:31 AM

ncstatetke
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What's long and hard on a gay dinosaur?

3rd grade!


How do you starve a gay dinosaur?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots!


Why don't gay dinosaurs use Aspirin?

They have to pick cotton to get to it!


What's the difference between a gay dinosaur and a large pizza?

The pizza doesn't have pubes on its head!

[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 12:24 PM. Reason : 2]

8/27/2009 12:24:02 PM

TreeTwista10
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evansaurous

8/27/2009 12:24:39 PM

OopsPowSrprs
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What do gay dinosaurs eat?

HAAAAAAYYYYYYiry wooly mammoths

8/27/2009 12:26:59 PM

ncsuftw1
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lolol

8/27/2009 12:29:24 PM

saps852
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that looks like crazy_carl

8/27/2009 12:36:38 PM

hooksaw
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Barney?

8/27/2009 12:37:51 PM

sawahash
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my younger brothers taught a 3 year old to say Barney's gay. His mother got a note home from preschool asking her to talk to her son about expressing the sexual orientation of Barney.


How do you wake a gay dinosaur up?

Poke her face.

8/27/2009 1:05:52 PM

hooksaw
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8/27/2009 1:09:25 PM

Mindstorm
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^ You have got to be shitting me.

8/27/2009 1:10:48 PM

sumfoo1
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at first i was like this :-/ and i stayed that way

8/27/2009 1:11:44 PM

d7freestyler
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best joke in here was:

Quote :
"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

8/27/2009 1:14:48 PM

sumfoo1
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agreed.



delightfully corny... yet unrefined..

8/27/2009 1:16:20 PM

joe_schmoe
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hooksaw wins this thread.

8/27/2009 2:38:19 PM

LRlilDaddy
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how do you fit 50 babies in a bathtub?

8/27/2009 3:01:29 PM

BettrOffDead
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why do gay dinosaurs smell bad?

so blind people can hate them too

8/27/2009 3:47:00 PM

thumper
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Quote :
"best joke in here was:"


Quote :
"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."


I told that joke to some of my coworkers and everyone had a big chuckle

8/27/2009 3:47:41 PM

EMCE
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8/27/2009 4:03:58 PM

djeternal
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how many gay dinosaurs does it take to pave a driveway?


1 if you spread him thin enough

8/27/2009 4:05:04 PM

dharney
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how many gay dinosaurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


2 but how did they get in the lightbult in the first place?

8/27/2009 4:09:51 PM

djeternal
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how do you keep a gay dinosaur from stealing your wallet?

hide it in his work boots.

8/27/2009 4:10:32 PM

EMCE
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8/27/2009 4:11:59 PM

dharney
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why did the gay dinosaur stare at the orange juice bottle?


cause it said concentrate

8/27/2009 4:12:16 PM

ncstatetke
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What's the difference between a gay dinosaur and a large pizza?

The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.


What happened when the gay dinosaur looked up his family tree?

A gorilla shit in his eye!


Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

Mass transportation for gay dinosaurs!

8/27/2009 5:34:25 PM

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