but once more, I've fallen on hard times. I need a way to make a quick buck.I'm selling my nudes, auction style...do I hear $5?
8/27/2009 8:50:03 PM
You pose in a fireman outfit with no shirt on in front of one of those new super trucks you guys are trying to sell and I'll give you $20.
8/27/2009 8:51:01 PM
I can't. I'd lose my job if I took any pictures at work
8/27/2009 8:51:43 PM
Ah dammit. How about one of those shitty cam whore bathroom pics then.Make sure we can see the toilet.
8/27/2009 8:52:18 PM
did you try posting in the classifieds yet
8/27/2009 9:02:47 PM
I would like to purchase seven units of EMCE branded nudity, thank you.
8/27/2009 9:04:53 PM
PUT THE KEYBOARD ON YOUR HEAD
8/27/2009 9:08:47 PM
^ but it's a laptop
8/27/2009 9:34:43 PM
put your shoe on your head
8/27/2009 9:37:22 PM
i'm starting a jigalo business. i'm extending a limited time offer for you to get in on the ground floor as i expand my territory to the greater _________ region near you.
8/27/2009 9:38:11 PM
^^ that's a size 14 man. those shits are heavy
8/27/2009 9:39:44 PM
suck it up, you gotta make that money kid
8/27/2009 9:46:22 PM
it might work better to say you will post the nudes on TWW unless you can collect x dollars
8/27/2009 9:47:28 PM
I have standards, ok?!
8/27/2009 9:48:44 PM
You know dude, I've been there man. You just have to grab your camera and start taking some pictures.Let the guy interview you, tell him your 18, and let him get to work.
8/27/2009 9:50:43 PM
I've met this man that you speak ofhe has very cold hands
8/27/2009 9:52:12 PM
8/27/2009 10:18:30 PM
$4
8/27/2009 11:06:11 PM
are they tasteless?
8/27/2009 11:06:35 PM
tasteless AND sultry
8/28/2009 7:48:00 AM