http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBJzZts4qZoGOD DAMN Bubble buttAmazing legsSkin color costumeAnd best of all, the way she can move her chest/abdomen/hips like a wave and "pop her ribcage"1:19... damn!And here is a weirdly funny spoof http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm8YHq9dXEc
8/27/2009 9:34:43 PM
i saw that the other daywas going to make a post but i think i have gayed this site up enoughbut yea...nice
8/27/2009 9:35:31 PM
ive never heard of this "shakira"please tell me more
8/27/2009 9:37:35 PM
yeah she's always looked like funbut she seems like she would be dumb as a brick, for whatever thats worth
8/27/2009 9:39:13 PM
something must be in that videoi was watching it and my dog started to howl, he normally doesnt do iti think it means shakira is coming closer. i shall set a trap for her. rape her or somethingi first heard of her about 10 years ago, i lived in ALEXANDER HALL and all the spic chicks loved her[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 9:41 PM. Reason : grr]
8/27/2009 9:39:22 PM
The only Shakira songs worth listening to are her duets with Glenn Danzig.
8/27/2009 9:40:16 PM
8/27/2009 9:40:55 PM
her dancing reminded me of thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0
8/27/2009 9:42:13 PM
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8/27/2009 9:45:31 PM
i think it was obvious what i meant, as a jest.anyway, i find her 'discrete'/jerky/non-smooth dance moves to be a breath of fresh air in the beyonce-esque fluid movements that all the female singers/dancers do.any woman who can move her chest/abdomen (parts which are very hard to move like that) like that... imagine what she can do with her hips and legs while, uhmmm, professing her love to you physically... i bet she is a total unrestrained tigress in the sack
8/27/2009 9:52:03 PM
that video link blue screened my computer
8/27/2009 9:52:25 PM
Shakira always reminds me of my old roommate Steve saying that he'd give any finger to have sex with her, but then ammended it with "But not my thumb, because I'd want to stick that in her butt."
8/27/2009 9:54:35 PM
8/27/2009 9:57:23 PM
I have one thing to say about this song. The beat is amazingly good, but her vocals are god awful.EDIT: haha, finally, something I can enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbYZ5R0w7-c[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 10:10 PM. Reason : ]
8/27/2009 10:09:53 PM
marko btw, she is half Colombian, half Lebanese!one of the comments under the video on youtube:
8/27/2009 10:11:16 PM
she's selling shitty pop music... no matter how smart a package you put that in its gonna come off as stupid.
8/27/2009 10:13:36 PM
the dancing is not coolpopping does not work for a sexy girl image imo[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 11:03 PM. Reason : autotune gayness]
8/27/2009 11:00:00 PM
I thought laundry service was a damn good album start to finishbut i dont like this new stuff shes been comin out with, i hate that one song with wyclef....but beautiful liar is, admittedly, a guilty pleasure of mine
8/27/2009 11:01:45 PM
8/27/2009 11:04:50 PM
like reading poems to a horse
8/27/2009 11:05:38 PM
she's actually from SOUTH america, and i don't get it.
8/27/2009 11:26:04 PM
Oh I think you do
8/28/2009 8:08:11 AM
i sincerely enjoy her "hips don't lie" video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygctbqBijFk
8/28/2009 9:00:40 AM
not a single embedded video or picture?thread is worthless
8/28/2009 9:02:12 AM
embed my video! as for the pics...FINE[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 9:08 AM. Reason : last pic sucked]
8/28/2009 9:08:01 AM
8/28/2009 10:44:16 AM
she is gorgeous but I don't like how she dances or sings. I like her better with dark hair or really bad roots with the blond hair.
8/28/2009 10:49:14 AM
Yes, she definitely looks better with dark hair, as do most women.
8/28/2009 10:57:37 AM
8/28/2009 10:58:53 AM
Ojos Asi is the heat
8/28/2009 10:58:55 AM
^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU4cLH8HIpcAmazing how she can shake her ass like that while walking at 1:38.Shakira can move parts of her body like most female singers can't. She even studied bellydancing, and I think South American dances as well.
8/28/2009 11:12:57 AM
i would so much rather watch her than a stripper...does A LOT more for me
8/28/2009 12:09:08 PM
does it look like she is dancing an an artery or is it just me
8/28/2009 12:12:07 PM
8/28/2009 12:16:46 PM
Shakira:DO WANT
8/28/2009 12:25:37 PM
I would never be able to keep my hands off that ass. I'm an ass-man...and that shit is PERFECT. Never had a girl ask me to lick her butt-hole...but I would live in that ass.
8/28/2009 12:50:09 PM
She is definitely one of the worlds most beautiful women. I loved the whole Laundry Service album, especially 'Eyes Like Yours'. I like 'She Wolf' now too, thanks for posting! I was wondering if she was going to do anything else.
8/28/2009 1:15:01 PM
QFT
8/28/2009 1:18:17 PM
I've always liked the way she moved, it's weird and unique but very hotplus the little howl thing she does is cute
8/30/2009 6:03:37 PM
i love this songno bullshitthe production on it is great.. apparently she got the guy who produced Santigold's record to do it, and he introduced her to Crystal Castles so that's what she was going for
8/30/2009 6:21:47 PM
Based on the Wonderlic results, Manny Lawson has an IQ of around 150.Which goes well with his 4.41 40 time, 39½" vertical, 10'04" broad jumps, and 23 bench press reps.He makes me sad about myself This has nothing to do with the topic, just remembered it when talking about IQ scores.
8/30/2009 6:50:16 PM
here is a 2000 x 3000 pixel pic... almost life size... you can almost grab that ass on the screen!!!MUST SEE!!!http://alucard.nl/files/shakira_ASS.jpg some other pics[Edited on August 30, 2009 at 7:55 PM. Reason : ]
8/30/2009 7:45:51 PM
dont like the "pop" dancing or the way she holds her hands, but the rest is nice
8/30/2009 7:51:26 PM
deserves a repost:here is a 2000 x 3000 pixel pic... almost life size... you can almost grab that ass on the screen!!!MUST SEE!!!http://alucard.nl/files/shakira_ASS.jpg
8/30/2009 7:56:22 PM
That little howl is amazingly adorable.Really, the whole video is a very confusing combination of strange/sexy/cute, imo.
8/30/2009 8:47:47 PM
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8/30/2009 8:57:32 PM
Probably sure there's no lycanthropy here.
8/30/2009 9:42:04 PM