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8/28/2009 9:33:48 PM
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8/28/2009 9:34:11 PM
realish fakesecond half? [politics]I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
8/28/2009 9:35:12 PM
i much prefer more modern fiction such as james rollins
8/28/2009 9:35:29 PM
And whats the deal with the New Testament anyways? It's around 2000 years old! Last I check, that's not that new.[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 9:38 PM. Reason : .]
8/28/2009 9:38:00 PM
Also known as the Torah
8/28/2009 9:38:25 PM
^^it's new to me?
8/28/2009 9:38:52 PM
did jesus write the bible?
8/28/2009 9:42:01 PM
Yes, he wrote the first 5 books in the old testament.He also was the inspiration behind the book of Mary.
8/28/2009 9:42:45 PM
^^^^ Wrong. The Torah is Genesis through Deuteronomy. ]
8/28/2009 9:42:47 PM
No he didn'tThere's over 40 authors
8/28/2009 9:42:56 PM
8/28/2009 9:43:31 PM
Haha yeah I know. It was written by several men. It's a book about truth, but not fact. Now, wrap your mind around that one!
8/28/2009 9:43:42 PM
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
8/28/2009 9:43:51 PM
i love jesus
8/28/2009 9:44:07 PM
I love Jesus, yes I do, I love Jesus how about YOU!
8/28/2009 9:44:31 PM
OUR GODIS AN AWESOME GODHE REIGNSFROM HEAVEN ABOVEI'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
8/28/2009 9:46:02 PM
Jesus is alright with me.
8/28/2009 9:47:17 PM
You know, it's actually more about faith and the strength that faith can give you to do anything.
8/28/2009 9:47:43 PM
putting on the ritzI'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
8/28/2009 9:47:47 PM
So, this summer I had a traditional Passover dinner.
8/28/2009 9:49:42 PM
Thanksgiving leftovers?
8/28/2009 9:50:28 PM
I love god
8/28/2009 9:51:34 PM
It's the only good part
8/28/2009 9:51:55 PM
which part features the santa claus and reindeers?
8/28/2009 9:52:40 PM
Well it wasn't the full meal...just a bit of it...but all I know is mixing that horseradish with that sweet stuff was kinda
8/28/2009 9:53:00 PM
it makes a lot more sense if you read it in the original hebrew.
8/28/2009 10:18:12 PM
My first and middle name are Hebrew.
8/28/2009 10:30:09 PM
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8/28/2009 10:35:22 PM
that's the King James Version.
8/28/2009 10:36:08 PM
psh! KJV is soooo [old]NRSV, what what!or better yetThe Message!
8/28/2009 10:38:48 PM
i prefer the new kingdom standard lolcat editionI'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
8/28/2009 10:47:57 PM
the egyptian book of the dead is pretty good
8/28/2009 10:49:26 PM
I go for the Dead Sea Scrolls version personally.
8/28/2009 10:52:12 PM
^It's missing the book of Esther
8/28/2009 10:54:52 PM
the book of enoch will blow some people's minds
8/28/2009 10:56:53 PM
^ah yes, I remember that one. A great depiction of what happened just before the flood and the civil war in heaven... great stuff.
8/28/2009 10:59:21 PM
I find it hilarious when people seriously believe that the only right version of the Bible is the KJV because it's in the original language....and when people tell me that I'm all like "............... "
8/28/2009 10:59:33 PM
Try the Book of Joseph SmithWritten in a 1600 dialect when the guy existed in the 1840's[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 11:02 PM. Reason : Not John]
8/28/2009 11:00:30 PM
Yeah, I hear in that book Jesus visits the Native Americans.
8/28/2009 11:01:02 PM
joseph smith was a 33rd degree mason, so was brigham young[Edited on August 28, 2009 at 11:05 PM. Reason : haha]
8/28/2009 11:04:25 PM
Yeah their special underwear has Masonic symbols over the nipples and the lala region.
8/28/2009 11:10:27 PM