Please send me your letters here and I will answer them.
8/28/2009 9:56:34 PM
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8/28/2009 9:57:16 PM
Dear Apocalypse,How are you doing tonight? I'm doing well. Tropical storm Danny is showing himself right now, it's raining. I've had a headache pretty much all day, it's kinda not fun. I'm really happy that you are also a member of tww. Thank you for being YOU!-sawahash
8/28/2009 10:00:30 PM
Dear Sawahash,Have you ever been to South Korea? It's a very interesting place especially if there is a Typhoon or Monsoon there. You will see South Koreans with a kayak in a ditch during a flood and paddling as fast as they can against the current. It's a lot like a treadmill... only not a treadmill at all. I'm really happy that you are part of TWW too!-Apocalypse
8/28/2009 10:05:30 PM
Dear Apocalypse, -Tarun
8/29/2009 1:06:19 AM
Dear Apocalypsewhy did you decline your neighbors' invitation to a threesome?do you regret your decision?Love,Joe
8/29/2009 1:09:01 AM
Dear Tarun,No.-Apocalypse
8/29/2009 1:26:12 AM
Dear joe_schmoe,At the time, I was drunk out of my mind. Of course, I needed to use the bathroom which meant going through my neighbor's room. I walked out of the bathroom and there was two of them. One of them was ok... I guess, but she was soaking my head all night with drama about some other guy she was seeing. The other one was a really, loud fat chick. While the fatties do need loving, I wasn't in the mood to become a "mattress sandwich," therefore, I was not the one for either of them. Maybe my standards are too high, but there's a certain criteria I personally need filled before the mood sways me to do the "Two for one" deal. To be perfectly honest, I did consider it because I had never had a threesome before, but when I sobered up, I was really happy with my decision.-Apocalypse
8/29/2009 1:32:11 AM
Right.Sure you were.
8/29/2009 1:33:26 AM
Dear Apocalypse,Are you sure you're not gay? It's okay if you are. To each their own, you know.Love,Joe[Edited on August 29, 2009 at 1:38 AM. Reason : ]
8/29/2009 1:36:41 AM
Dear joe_schmoe,I'm positive. I was born with a certain genetic code and I'm only one for the ladies... or actually, one for a lady as I am very married and very happy.I would talk to Tarun though as he does seem to possess the genetic code you're talking about.-Apocalypse[Edited on August 29, 2009 at 1:41 AM. Reason : Let me be specific]
8/29/2009 1:39:50 AM
hey, i was told bitches like kissy faces so i sent you one....i am not gay if thats what you mean!
8/29/2009 5:13:22 AM
Sorry dude, I think you've got that bitch thing down pretty good.
8/29/2009 7:01:36 PM
Dear Apocalypse,Remember when you had a butt-cut hairstyle?Sincerely, ncstatetke
8/29/2009 7:04:45 PM
Dear ncstatetke,Yes! I can recall the butt-cut hairstyle. However, these days, it's more of the low fade with a 4 on the top and 1 or 0 on the sides. I think I like this better!Respectfully,Apocalypse
8/29/2009 7:08:00 PM
Dear Apocalypse,Did you retire your longboard?-LSD
8/29/2009 7:12:15 PM
Dear lucyinthesky,Yes and no. I loved that thing and to this day, I would still love to surf the asphalt and bomb the slopes. I did have one once I did join, and used it to get to my office on base. Then when I became an NCO, my higher ups didn't think that was a good idea for the kind of example I was setting for the younger Soldiers (safety issues and concerns). I understood where they were coming from so I bought a car. Ultimately, I think I'll get back on it soon enough.-Apocalypse
8/29/2009 7:19:00 PM
Dear Apocalypse,Congrats on the baby! Thinking about names, yet?
8/29/2009 7:55:19 PM
Dear Apocalypse,Thank you very much! We're thinking about several names actually. As you already know, my dad is from West Virignia. Because of this, we're going to avoid names such as James, Richard, William, Billy, Baldy, etc... All of them are named these names with no real variation. We're talking about this but so far names such as Jake and Peter if it's a boy, and Katherine if it's a girl. We're still exploring and talking about this. It would help significantly to know the gender first.And I would love to add that you've done a great job replacing all my comments this evening. Well played, Sir!-Apocalypse
8/29/2009 8:25:02 PM
here's some attention: i know one of your exes, and you def. need to go see a doctor soon and i hope you have been safe with the girl you have been with
8/29/2009 8:27:34 PM
^ You seem angry like I was the other day son, except it seems much more personal with each person you attack son.A nice, simple "FUCK YOU" (Unless you happen to be a filthy scum-leech named ddk son) is really all that's needed son. That way you go away feeling nice and they go away feeling nice. This approach you're using currently makes the other person unhappy son, but it doesn't relieve your anger any more than the "FUCK YOU" will. ]
8/29/2009 8:31:09 PM
8/29/2009 8:31:31 PM
Dear poopface,Well I go to the doctor pretty regularly and you get tested for everything in the military and they flag you if anything comes up so... Couple that with no signs ever. Also, they test you just before you deploy (half a year ago). I'm solid. Thanks for the concern!-Apocalypse
8/29/2009 8:33:49 PM
i'm joking, NOT ONE DRIP
8/29/2009 8:34:48 PM
Well if it's worth anything, if I had an STD I would have freaked the fuck out.[Edited on August 29, 2009 at 8:44 PM. Reason : it]
8/29/2009 8:44:02 PM
Alright any other questions?
9/1/2009 7:56:13 PM