i should have given the key to some inner city black kids
8/30/2009 5:27:11 PM
I think someone else in my apartment complex already did that.
8/30/2009 5:29:31 PM
it's probably for the best.I remember you used to pee in our hot tub. That was kind of gross
8/30/2009 5:29:52 PM
to me using a public swimming pool is akin to sharing someone's bathwater. no thank you.
8/30/2009 6:21:41 PM
^so do you enter any body of water? cause, I can only imagine lakes and oceans are much much worse.
8/30/2009 6:35:29 PM
actually, i haven't been in a lake or ocean in ~10 years. however, you do make a valid point.
8/30/2009 6:37:18 PM
wait, doesn't bangin my sister in the pool count? Or did that never happen...
8/30/2009 6:39:56 PM
I was going to make a parody "official 'never used my penis' thread" but I then QUICKLY realized that the body text would be something like "i should have given the peen to some inner city black kids " and that wouldn't set well with me at all. Chris Hansen would kick my door in and send me off to the butt hut.
8/30/2009 7:26:03 PM
You'd deserve it for making such a half-assed and shitty parody.
8/30/2009 7:37:30 PM