I once dreamed of a blue ink fountain with daffodils floating in the air.

I woke up and there was a big mess.

8/31/2009 4:28:42 AM

I like to sleep with a pillow between my legs

that always produces good results

8/31/2009 4:33:50 AM

What the fuck were you smoking?

8/31/2009 4:36:39 AM

Wasn't smoking.

I was 14.

8/31/2009 4:39:01 AM

yea dude, you're spose to share the good shit

8/31/2009 4:39:03 AM

So you had an odd dream when you were 14 that sounds like a trip on acid? What were you doing when you were 14?

8/31/2009 4:56:15 AM

prob. jerkin it 3 times before bed and twice before breakfast

if it sound like he was on acid it makes him cool though right?

8/31/2009 4:59:36 AM

i don't think i've ever had a wet dream

8/31/2009 12:25:28 PM

17% of males do not experience wet dreams. I've not had one, nor have I remembered a dream including any sexual acts.

8/31/2009 12:49:09 PM

i had one when i was about 13 years old....thought i peed myself and it was the most satisfying pee ever

8/31/2009 12:50:22 PM

anyone here still get them?

8/31/2009 12:52:26 PM

I had a weird one where Horatio Sanz was getting blown by Kobe Tai on a raft in the pool and I was watching from the edge of the pool and beating off

woke up to a pile of goo


[Edited on August 31, 2009 at 12:54 PM. Reason : x]

8/31/2009 12:53:20 PM

Anyone ever had one that started off like a normal dream?

I had a pretty long dream once about taking a trip to carowinds with everyone in my grade, so we got there and I rode some rides and walked around doing stuff.

When we got ready to leave there was a huge fountain with a shallow pool near the entrance, and the girls in the class decided they were going to run around in it, but they didn't want to get their pants wet, so they all took them off.

8/31/2009 1:02:54 PM

8/31/2009 1:04:07 PM

i have never had a wet dream

probably because i either jerk off or fuck on a daily basis

8/31/2009 1:09:42 PM

i've only had 2 ever...once in like 5th grade before i knew what jerking off was, and once when i didnt jerk off for 17 days in hs

8/31/2009 1:16:46 PM

wet dreams?

WTF, are you people still in middle school?

8/31/2009 1:52:04 PM

no pretty much just had them in puberty.

It all stopped when I learned to masturbate.

8/31/2009 10:46:12 PM

I wonder if I would have one if I went a month or so without fapping or having sex. I guess we'll never know.

8/31/2009 11:50:41 PM

Quote :

"we'll never know"

with the advent of broadband internet, there's just no damn point in holding out for more than a couple days or so.

9/1/2009 12:31:28 AM

I have never actually had a "wet" dream.

Is it really that common?

9/1/2009 12:32:03 AM

^^ as if it were possible...

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 12:32 AM. Reason : ]

9/1/2009 12:32:13 AM

Quote :

"I have never actually had a "wet" dream.... Is it really that common?"

i never did. i've had plenty of sex dreams but i've never completed in my sleep. the figure given is supposedly 17% males DONT have them.

that seems low to me. i don't know anyone who did, or at least any that admitted it anyhow.

could be because this was during the middle school years and every guy in school was terrified of being labeled [homo]. hell, we'd fight each other til we were bloody rather than admit we jerked off.

9/1/2009 1:35:54 AM

^Basically my experience. I've had some sex dreams, but none that resulted in physiologically recognizable outcomes, so to speak.

Even when I experimented with lucid dreaming, I could make a lot of my wishes come to fruition (say, flight), but I could never get all the way to making whoopie in my mind.

There's probably something freudian going on here, but damned if I know what.

9/1/2009 1:45:30 AM

Quote :

"anyone here still get them?"

if i haven't orgasmed for 10-14 days in a row (from masturbation or sex), then i do end up having one. they are the most satisfying dreams ever and feel completely real, but i prefer not to have them because of the ensuing mess. and of course, it is extremely rare to go that long without ejaculation, so i only have them a couple of times a year.

9/1/2009 1:47:42 AM

^Look at me, I can go 10 days without masturbating.

WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL

9/1/2009 1:50:40 AM

9/1/2009 1:51:21 AM

I suppose it's a consequence of growing up in a place where infinite free internet pornography is readily available. You'll have to forgive me.

9/1/2009 1:52:46 AM

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 1:57 AM. Reason : redacted]

9/1/2009 1:56:34 AM

WTF with the edit, my man?

9/1/2009 1:58:58 AM

"insult OEP month" was august. it's september now. anyhow, i can't bust on a cat because he has a feeble drive to jerk.

9/1/2009 2:07:58 AM

are you two so fucking involved in blowing each other off that you didn't even finish reading a 2 line post???

and of course, it is extremely rare to go that long without ejaculation, so i only have them a couple of times a year.

yes, and we have cars and running water here as well, have had them for several decades and no i don't own a camel or a goat, and neither do i have an oil well in my backyard.


[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 2:18 AM. Reason : and pussy joe... what did you say??? not man enough to keep it there, huh? and i am feeble?]

9/1/2009 2:15:59 AM

Holy shit

What happened in here?

9/1/2009 2:20:59 AM

i'm not sure, but i think it has something to do with 0EP being troubled about homoerotic wet dreams, and the fact that he has to live in a repressed nation where they fill young men full of shame about touching their body.

or something along those lines.

0EP, would you like to talk about it? we could all sit down and beat a drum.

9/1/2009 2:26:01 AM

Quote :

"and pussy joe... what did you say??? not man enough to keep it there, huh? and i am feeble?"

9/1/2009 2:27:51 AM

since you insisted, i do believe i've covered it all, and I have nothing more to add.

Trappy, would you like to talk?

you seem troubled.

9/1/2009 2:29:49 AM

Quote :

"and pussy joe... what did you say??? not man enough to keep it there, huh? and i am feeble?"

9/1/2009 2:33:08 AM

He said he wouldn't mock a man who didn't have a strong desire to jerk it too often.

Quote :

"are you two so fucking involved in blowing each other off that you didn't even finish reading a 2 line post??"

No, I'm too involved in masturbating. Shit, if I go three days I turn into a homicidal maniac. Ask all the people buried in my yard.

9/1/2009 2:44:57 AM

well, i orgasm every 2 days or so... can i be your friend now? but not schmoe's friend... he is a bad man.

9/1/2009 2:58:38 AM

I thought we were already friends.

9/1/2009 2:59:19 AM

9/1/2009 3:05:17 AM

You know you one of my favorite posters. Anybody who isn't a fanatical republican/democrat and/or clinically insane qualifies.

9/1/2009 3:06:46 AM

this thread got really gay

9/1/2009 3:08:02 AM

9/1/2009 3:08:44 AM

LOOK

I'M SORRY IF I'M GAY FOR 0EP/TRAP

IT'S NOT A CHOICE, K?

9/1/2009 3:09:08 AM

geez...

yeah there's a lot more assplay in the last few posts.

9/1/2009 3:09:47 AM

Would it help if I said something anti-Muslim?

9/1/2009 3:11:00 AM

homo

9/1/2009 1:21:40 PM

I like joe-Schmoe and Im only half homo, hehe.

9/1/2009 2:16:35 PM

set em up

9/3/2009 8:39:21 AM