There are two lizards in my shower. One of them tried to lick me.How do I get rid of them?
8/31/2009 8:34:17 PM
just wait for the LSD to wear off i guess.
8/31/2009 8:35:00 PM
I need those frogs that you can lick for a good hallucinogenic experience.But lizards? They're like baby velociraptors.
8/31/2009 8:37:03 PM
ok. I almost fell off the bed laughing.
8/31/2009 8:38:09 PM
Does anyone have a gun I can borrow?
8/31/2009 8:42:13 PM
Uh oh, the trip is going a bad way.
8/31/2009 8:43:32 PM
shoulda pissed on them
8/31/2009 8:43:58 PM
8/31/2009 8:44:12 PM
open the drain
8/31/2009 8:44:25 PM
which part of you did they to lick?if you can close your eyes and have a 'good time' with them licking you, what does it matter who is doing the licking?go for it!
8/31/2009 8:44:44 PM
how big are they that they could lick you?
8/31/2009 8:45:33 PM
don't act like that's the first time someone has tried to lick you today
8/31/2009 8:48:35 PM
4-5 inches with long, creepy lizard tongues and slimy skin. I almost shattered the shower door trying to make a hasty escape. They look very hungry for human flesh.
8/31/2009 8:50:50 PM
fly me downI'll deal wit'em
8/31/2009 8:53:06 PM
Lizard Lick
8/31/2009 8:56:48 PM
Lizards Lick Lucy
8/31/2009 8:57:49 PM
lucy you are the victim of the most random shit i've ever heard of.
8/31/2009 8:57:51 PM
H8R, you will need a bat or a taser.And raven, I have lived with Ashes and quietly. You have no clue.
8/31/2009 9:01:11 PM
k
8/31/2009 9:09:13 PM
to me it look like a lizard to me
8/31/2009 9:10:22 PM
I hope they stayed in the bathroom and aren't hiding in my bed or closet.Not sure how to catch them without smooshing them and getting lizard blood on the walls.
9/1/2009 4:55:37 PM
is it a KOMODO?if yes, you gonna git
9/1/2009 5:00:00 PM
No, these are the baby velociraptor-like ones that run around on their hind legs.
9/1/2009 5:03:06 PM
The best thing you can do is PM me nudes of yourself. That should do the trick.
9/1/2009 5:20:07 PM
is this thread for realz?
9/1/2009 5:45:57 PM
9/1/2009 6:15:39 PM
this thread gets dnl's seal of disapproval
9/1/2009 6:26:23 PM
where you runnin to jesus lizard?
9/1/2009 6:28:07 PM
9/1/2009 7:03:43 PM
Dnl officially busted itt.
9/1/2009 7:11:44 PM
I'm a professional lizard remover btw
9/1/2009 7:16:06 PM
Then cum over. I promise to tip. Just tip tho.
9/1/2009 7:22:31 PM
It doesn't count if it is just the tip, right?
9/1/2009 7:24:28 PM
lizard removal will require snake insertion
9/1/2009 7:25:12 PM
9/1/2009 7:26:52 PM
tips and bjs don't count.Just like crumbs don't have calories.And snakes get rid of lizards, I hear.
9/1/2009 7:27:50 PM
my snake is well trained indeed
9/1/2009 7:27:53 PM
Call your neighbors to remove the lizard.When they come over show them the lizards.Use the distraction as a key time to hit them over the head with an aluminum baseball bat.Interrogate them and ask them where your blinds are.
9/1/2009 7:28:18 PM
Haha. I don't want my blinds or panties back. Those neighbors were pervs. They prob rubbed their junk on my blinds.
9/1/2009 7:30:43 PM
^ OK then... remove the last step only.
9/1/2009 7:33:05 PM