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lucyinthesky
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There are two lizards in my shower. One of them tried to lick me.

How do I get rid of them?

8/31/2009 8:34:17 PM

Paul1984
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just wait for the LSD to wear off i guess.

8/31/2009 8:35:00 PM

lucyinthesky
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I need those frogs that you can lick for a good hallucinogenic experience.

But lizards? They're like baby velociraptors.

8/31/2009 8:37:03 PM

pttyndal
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ok. I almost fell off the bed laughing.

8/31/2009 8:38:09 PM

lucyinthesky
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Does anyone have a gun I can borrow?

8/31/2009 8:42:13 PM

Paul1984
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Uh oh, the trip is going a bad way.

8/31/2009 8:43:32 PM

mkcarter
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shoulda pissed on them

8/31/2009 8:43:58 PM

sawahash
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Quote :
"just wait for the LSD to wear off i guess."


That made me chuckle.

8/31/2009 8:44:12 PM

H8R
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open the drain

8/31/2009 8:44:25 PM

0EPII1
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which part of you did they to lick?

if you can close your eyes and have a 'good time' with them licking you, what does it matter who is doing the licking?

go for it!

8/31/2009 8:44:44 PM

khcadwal
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how big are they that they could lick you?

8/31/2009 8:45:33 PM

BigMan157
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don't act like that's the first time someone has tried to lick you today

8/31/2009 8:48:35 PM

lucyinthesky
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4-5 inches with long, creepy lizard tongues and slimy skin. I almost shattered the shower door trying to make a hasty escape. They look very hungry for human flesh.

8/31/2009 8:50:50 PM

H8R
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fly me down

I'll deal wit'em

8/31/2009 8:53:06 PM

Smath74
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Lizard Lick

8/31/2009 8:56:48 PM

0EPII1
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Lizards Lick Lucy

8/31/2009 8:57:49 PM

raven928
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lucy you are the victim of the most random shit i've ever heard of.

8/31/2009 8:57:51 PM

lucyinthesky
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H8R, you will need a bat or a taser.

And raven, I have lived with Ashes and quietly. You have no clue.

8/31/2009 9:01:11 PM

H8R
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k

8/31/2009 9:09:13 PM

jackleg
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to me it look like a lizard to me

8/31/2009 9:10:22 PM

lucyinthesky
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I hope they stayed in the bathroom and aren't hiding in my bed or closet.

Not sure how to catch them without smooshing them and getting lizard blood on the walls.

9/1/2009 4:55:37 PM

Tarun
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is it a KOMODO?

if yes, you gonna git

9/1/2009 5:00:00 PM

lucyinthesky
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No, these are the baby velociraptor-like ones that run around on their hind legs.

9/1/2009 5:03:06 PM

djeternal
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The best thing you can do is PM me nudes of yourself. That should do the trick.

9/1/2009 5:20:07 PM

LiLStarlet27
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is this thread for realz?

9/1/2009 5:45:57 PM

umop-apisdn
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9/1/2009 6:15:39 PM

not dnl
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this thread gets dnl's seal of disapproval

9/1/2009 6:26:23 PM

TheBullDoza
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where you runnin to jesus lizard?

9/1/2009 6:28:07 PM

Paul1984
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Quote :
"this thread gets dnl's seal of disapproval"


NOT DNL = DNL exposed?

9/1/2009 7:03:43 PM

lucyinthesky
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Dnl officially busted itt.

9/1/2009 7:11:44 PM

djeternal
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I'm a professional lizard remover btw

9/1/2009 7:16:06 PM

lucyinthesky
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Then cum over. I promise to tip. Just tip tho.

9/1/2009 7:22:31 PM

0EPII1
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It doesn't count if it is just the tip, right?

9/1/2009 7:24:28 PM

djeternal
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lizard removal will require snake insertion

9/1/2009 7:25:12 PM

Rat Soup
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9/1/2009 7:26:52 PM

lucyinthesky
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tips and bjs don't count.

Just like crumbs don't have calories.

And snakes get rid of lizards, I hear.

9/1/2009 7:26:52 PM

jackleg
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9/1/2009 7:27:50 PM

djeternal
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my snake is well trained indeed

9/1/2009 7:27:53 PM

Apocalypse
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Call your neighbors to remove the lizard.

When they come over show them the lizards.

Use the distraction as a key time to hit them over the head with an aluminum baseball bat.

Interrogate them and ask them where your blinds are.

9/1/2009 7:28:18 PM

lucyinthesky
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Haha. I don't want my blinds or panties back. Those neighbors were pervs. They prob rubbed their junk on my blinds.

9/1/2009 7:30:43 PM

Apocalypse
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^ OK then... remove the last step only.

9/1/2009 7:33:05 PM

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