At 7 in the morning. It's the only time I ever see her. Are women open to weirdos pitching woo on public transportation that early in the day?

9/1/2009 12:15:58 PM

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9/1/2009 12:16:42 PM

I mean, you should probably just say something instead of making a thread.

9/1/2009 12:17:15 PM

offer to buy her a coffee

9/1/2009 12:17:16 PM

send that bitch a smiley. Bitches love smileys.

9/1/2009 12:19:40 PM

just stroke it like you're trying to start a lawnmower

see what kind of reaction that gets.

9/1/2009 12:20:46 PM

thanks, i'll send her one of these

9/1/2009 12:21:29 PM

you gots to wait till 7:25 son

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/1/2009 12:21:29 PM

Quote :

"WEIRDOS PITCHING WOO"

Fail.

9/1/2009 12:22:57 PM

I hated riding the bus to Centennial because there would always be some guys staring at me. Never said anything to me, just an awkward stare. I started reading the paper every day on the bus to avoid it. Just say hi, it's really not that hard and what do you have to lose... besides the rest of the semester with an awkward bus ride.

9/1/2009 12:26:00 PM

^hello!

9/1/2009 12:28:34 PM

If she denies you access, just ask her to introduce you to her hottest friend. Repeat process until you land a good one

9/1/2009 12:28:51 PM

tell her that you would like to treat her to a candle lit dinner at the waffle house

9/1/2009 12:29:44 PM

Thank god I don't ride the bus anymore son. That shit sucked pretty bad.

9/1/2009 12:30:01 PM

Ask her if her mama lets her date.

9/1/2009 12:31:53 PM

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"If she denies you access, just ask her to introduce you to her hottest friend. Repeat process until you land a good one"

"I'm sorry that you find us incompatible. Could you please recommend my services to a lady friend who looks hotter than you? kthx."

9/1/2009 12:34:53 PM

gargs should identify himself, so he can drop that knowledge

9/1/2009 12:36:52 PM

if you see her all the time why not say hey and start a conversation...? some guys dont realize you don't have to ask her on a date the first time you meet if you know you'll see her again. become somewhat of friends then ask her to dinner or drinks or whatever

9/1/2009 12:49:48 PM

hey arog200112001. sup?

9/1/2009 12:52:46 PM

^^ that's about what I was going to say. Just talk to her, you don't need any tricks, and don't force the conversation. If she doesn't like something about you and that doesn't work, nothing else would have anyway.

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 12:53 PM. Reason : ^^]

9/1/2009 12:53:25 PM

Just say "Excuse me" and then when she looks say "May I ask your name?" Then just go from there.

9/1/2009 4:34:18 PM

"May I ask your name?"

May I ask whether I can ask you a question?

9/1/2009 4:35:20 PM

why is this so difficult. just say hello and ask the girl out. it isn't hard people.

9/1/2009 4:36:07 PM

Just say "Excuse me" and then when she looks take out your penis and look at her expectantly.

9/1/2009 4:36:18 PM

Quote :

"weirdos pitching woo"

this made me lol. well played, sir.

9/1/2009 4:37:12 PM

You've probably already missed the opportunity to get off the friends/creepy guys who stare at me ladder.

9/1/2009 4:39:14 PM

do not hit on girls that early in the morning

do not pass go

do not collect $200

9/1/2009 4:40:08 PM

If you have a nice physique, then ride the bus shirtless and put out some vibes.

9/1/2009 4:40:26 PM

if you can make her laugh at 7am you could get a date (assuming she is single)

9/1/2009 4:42:44 PM

What you want to do is get some gel for your hair and Axe body spray. Wimmenz love a man who smells nice and takes pride in his appearance.

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 4:43 PM. Reason : l]

9/1/2009 4:42:58 PM

well along those lines.... if you were to spray on some acqua di gio, your chances of success will increase 400x... women LOVE that shit (yes, i'm one of them)

9/1/2009 4:44:04 PM

No wai. Sex panther ftw.

9/1/2009 4:44:48 PM

Since women are crazy, formulate a game plan and right before you execute, do the complete opposite of what you were thinking of doing, and mysteriously profit.

9/1/2009 4:44:56 PM

60% of the time it works every time

9/1/2009 4:45:15 PM

Quote :

"do not hit on girls that early in the morning"

don't listen to that mess

some girls are nice

9/1/2009 4:46:14 PM

^^ George Costanza's game plan!

Women are shifty, like foxes. Think like a fox to get into the foxhole.

9/1/2009 4:46:15 PM

Quote :

"Since women are crazy, formulate a game plan and right before you execute, do the complete opposite of what you were thinking of doing, and mysteriously profit."

hahahahaha i laughed really loud at that

9/1/2009 4:47:49 PM

That's one thing I never understood about Seinfield, how in the hell did George manage to get dates, and eventually a wife? Oh, wait, I know how... because it's Hollywood.

9/1/2009 4:48:22 PM

nice girls are boring

suck my dick bobblefuck

9/1/2009 4:49:00 PM

where's esgargs?

9/1/2009 4:49:31 PM

^HAHA let's do lunch, k?

9/1/2009 4:50:03 PM

^^^^ I know tons of Costanza types who land hot chicks. I think it's mostly because hot chicks don't get hit on very often, thus, when some loser hits on them, they're likely to take them up on the offer.

I work with a couple of hot chicks who never get asked out and would date the first eligible man to come along.

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 4:50 PM. Reason : .]

9/1/2009 4:50:26 PM

If you wanna go the creepy route, just take note of what stop she gets off at. Wait around at that stop when she's done with class an hour or two later, then talk to her when you are both waiting for the bus. If you REALLY wanna be creepy, find out what class she is going to and talk to her afterward.

Whatever you do, I'd recommend just wearing one of these bad boys:

9/1/2009 4:50:46 PM

Arrange for someone dressed as a ninja to attack her and then jump in and save her life.

9/1/2009 4:52:50 PM

^
ggBro did it

9/1/2009 4:53:39 PM

It's true, if you were to ask me which is easier? Approaching a massive mean looking dude carrying a sledgehammer in a dark alley..... or..... Approaching a ridiculously hot chick... I'd be more scared to approach the hot chick, fml.

9/1/2009 4:54:19 PM

^ It's good to find the Helen Keller types ... the ones who are hot and blind, thus they don't know they're hot.

9/1/2009 4:59:33 PM

its 2009. a simple "are you on facebook" will do the trick.

9/1/2009 5:00:10 PM

"Can we be poke buddies?"

9/1/2009 5:00:44 PM

^^^and they wouldnt realize how fugly you are



[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 5:01 PM. Reason : ^,^^]

9/1/2009 5:00:47 PM