9/1/2009 12:35:37 PM

Dat's me son!

9/1/2009 12:36:46 PM

9/1/2009 12:37:34 PM

I saw a dude that looks just like you on that CMA concert last night

9/1/2009 12:38:42 PM

git 'r done?

9/1/2009 12:41:34 PM

love the beard.

9/1/2009 12:42:31 PM

Thanks son. It takes a lot of work to produce a beard like this!

9/1/2009 12:48:45 PM

i'm sure i knew this is what you looked like, but this is not what i pictured at all!

9/1/2009 12:53:38 PM

spoiler below:







































































































































it's not really him

9/1/2009 12:55:06 PM

hey Saab, when did you put on the extra three hundred pounds? i remember you were a skinny dude.

9/1/2009 12:55:47 PM

i'm gullible

9/1/2009 12:56:44 PM

gullible, but cute.

9/1/2009 12:58:00 PM

aww shucks

9/1/2009 12:58:51 PM

if I were single we could totally do it

9/1/2009 1:00:23 PM

that's hot

9/1/2009 1:02:07 PM

^^lol

9/1/2009 1:02:33 PM

same goes for you, toots

9/1/2009 1:04:06 PM

Nice son.

9/1/2009 1:04:29 PM

djeternal=pimp

9/1/2009 1:04:41 PM

lol and my plot to destroy your relationship begins.....

9/1/2009 1:05:10 PM

joint effort?

9/1/2009 1:05:48 PM

That's the one disadvantage to pretending to be this guy, people don't find you attractive son.

9/1/2009 1:05:54 PM

destruction is not necessary. i just need to have a decent trade-off for the gf, preferably with a smaller penis than me.

9/1/2009 1:06:33 PM

so who's the real saabturbo?

9/1/2009 1:07:41 PM

Take your orgy shit to some other thread sons.

9/1/2009 1:07:49 PM

I hear two are better than one... eh?... eh?

9/1/2009 1:08:01 PM

but i like your thread

and if she is going to let me have a 3-some, you will have to set her up with Josh Dumall or Jeff from Big Brother. If y'all can pull that off, then let's do this.

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 1:08 PM. Reason : a]

9/1/2009 1:08:12 PM

^^ yes, i agree

9/1/2009 1:08:57 PM

Well, it looks like the greeting is back to "fuck you" for you three now.

9/1/2009 1:09:41 PM

i asked you a question

9/1/2009 1:10:17 PM

ST, how big is your penis? maybe we can work this shit out. you can fuck my GF and I can fuck these two

9/1/2009 1:10:25 PM

SaabTurbo, you've never said fuck you to me... not directly to me... I feel special now. thanks? and I kind of wish you were this fat country guy that says "fuck you" and "son" all the time. that would have made me happy.

9/1/2009 1:13:37 PM

^^ It's probably about like your average cock. I mean, everyone has said it's big, but I take that shit with a grain of salt son.

^^^ The real SaabTurbo is me son.

9/1/2009 1:14:07 PM

well he does say son all the time, maybe he does say it in real life

9/1/2009 1:15:06 PM

Saabturbo as i remember him looked a bit like a colonel sanders son. lol

9/1/2009 1:15:46 PM

average sounds good, you can fuck my girlfriend in trade for these 2 fucking me

9/1/2009 1:16:51 PM

This trade seems so unusual.

9/1/2009 1:37:28 PM

you seem like you might be getting the short end of that bargain

9/1/2009 1:39:13 PM

might depend on how hot/good in bed his girlfriend is :-/

9/1/2009 1:42:47 PM

^^ There's definitely not enough information to decide that at this time.

9/1/2009 1:43:51 PM

well i know i'm good

9/1/2009 1:44:10 PM

*high five* we'll make a good team

9/1/2009 1:45:58 PM

9/1/2009 1:52:58 PM

my gf is hot and amazing in bed

for the record

9/1/2009 1:56:17 PM

^Well, then this trade isn't that bad son.




What he doesn't realize is I have a bigger plan for all of this son. See, he's gonna be stuck with his gf again after this trade. But his gf is going to tell everyone that my cock is bigger than his when she realizes that it is son. Then bmel and LunaK will hear about this and, of course, I'll get to fuck them as well, but far more often than DJE son.

So, basically I'mma fuck DJE's gf, then I'mma fuck both of you (bmel/lunak) and then I'mma fuck some more people son.

9/1/2009 2:06:52 PM

fuck some more "people" time for class!

9/1/2009 2:11:57 PM

YES, "PEOPLE".

I don't want to discriminate son!

9/1/2009 2:12:53 PM

lunak made me facepalm ITT

9/1/2009 2:15:54 PM

Naw son, it was legitimate.

I was sitting here agreeing that those pics were me son and unless you had some prior knowledge it could easily fool ya son. Plus, that's probably why she felt the picture was so at odds with her mental image of me (She'd probably seen people call me scrawny or even seen a picture of me and El B or something in the past and that's what had formed her mental image son).

9/1/2009 2:18:08 PM

9/1/2009 2:52:32 PM