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9/1/2009 9:07:32 PM

how is babby formed?

9/1/2009 9:08:19 PM

me likey cupcake

9/1/2009 9:08:47 PM

perhaps the more philosophical question:

how isn't babby formed?

9/1/2009 9:11:31 PM

Earlier today, I accidentally sat on my junk. I then realized my worst nightmare... the tip of my penis actually went into my butthole. Does this mean that I'm gay?

Plz to help,
Confused manly man in NY

9/1/2009 9:11:46 PM

I accidentally my junk

9/1/2009 9:12:09 PM

Surely, you have misread

9/1/2009 9:13:20 PM

if we have sex, but he doesn't come inside me, i'm still a virgin right?

9/1/2009 9:14:02 PM

alright fine, I'll get the ball rolling.

Get two fingers wet and place inside the vagina. Then along the pubic bone find the g-spot (you're partner should help you with this). Start "pulsing" your fingers while inside. Now start slowly and lightly licking around the clit. Place the other hand above the pubic bone and place light pressure.

lick around the clit in circles. As she gets intense (her back starts to arch), you should also get intense and a little faster.

Feel the thighs tighten around your head, feel her vag doing a little pulsing of it's own, and she profits.

and! STAY DOWN THERE! Do not come up for any reason. Not to talk, not ask if you're doing this right, and not to come up for air!

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 9:15 PM. Reason : edit]

9/1/2009 9:14:38 PM

Quote :

"Earlier today, I accidentally sat on my junk. I then realized my worst nightmare... the tip of my penis actually went into my butthole. Does this mean that I'm gay? Plz to help, Confused manly man in NY"

No Manly Man in NY, it does not mean you are gay. It only means you have a [large] dong. And that makes you even more of a Manly Man.

So you can rest assured in your manliness, Manly Man.

P.S. But please wash your [large] dong.


[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 9:23 PM. Reason : ]

9/1/2009 9:15:59 PM

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"if we have sex, but he doesn't come inside me, i'm still a virgin right?"

intercourse is there and if it's the first time, then no, you're no longer a virgin.

(I realize you were joking, but I'm trying to get the ball rolling)

9/1/2009 9:19:32 PM

The woman's pleasure zone can be found wherever there is skin.

9/1/2009 9:19:44 PM

^^^haha

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 9:20 PM. Reason : .]

9/1/2009 9:19:53 PM

Quote :

"if we have sex, but he doesn't come inside me, i'm still a virgin right?"

In upper-middle class Cali, yes.

9/1/2009 9:20:49 PM

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"The woman's pleasure zone can be found wherever there is skin."

explain

9/1/2009 9:20:49 PM

Man, it was funnier in my head as a freshman, when I thought of making an analytical movie about sex in Fountain.

I feel that a soft caress on any part of a woman's body is stimulating. I'm probably wrong.

9/1/2009 9:22:13 PM

True or False:
Treat 'em like shit and they'll love you forever.

9/1/2009 9:23:59 PM

true?

9/1/2009 9:24:22 PM

^^What do you think bitch?

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 9:26 PM. Reason : ]

9/1/2009 9:25:58 PM

Quote :

"I feel that a soft caress on any part of a woman's body is stimulating. I'm probably wrong."

done correctly and under the right circumstances/environment, you are not wrong at all.

9/1/2009 9:28:41 PM

lick a chicks butthole and shell love you forever

9/1/2009 9:29:06 PM

go get the chick a warm and wet washcloth to wipe your splooge off of her [face | stomach | back | leg | toenail | knee | shin] after you've squirted your goof juice on her, and she'll love you forever

9/1/2009 9:33:38 PM

Give a woman $100,000 and she'll love you forever.

9/1/2009 9:36:20 PM

pretty sure a wife will cost you way more than that

9/1/2009 9:39:28 PM

Me personally or in general? Either answer is acceptable, although one is funnier.

9/1/2009 9:40:27 PM

the cost of wifing somebody went from $50 to $60 the other day

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 9:42 PM. Reason : 4000...oh well, as long as it had a in it]

9/1/2009 9:41:28 PM

Wonder what'll be after the next hyperinflationary cycle.

9/1/2009 9:42:23 PM

in general

from the first date to the day one of y'all die i guarantee you will spend more than $100k on her

9/1/2009 9:42:44 PM

yes. so what's the problem there

9/1/2009 9:44:59 PM

LOL toenail

9/1/2009 9:45:52 PM

where did i say that was a problem?

all i said was his price was kinda low

9/1/2009 9:46:34 PM

aha oic...

9/1/2009 9:49:25 PM

I've had a crush on Queti for a few years now. I think I'm going to marry her.

So far:
-I've become pretty good friends with her on TWW. We PM each other fairly often
-I've befriended her on facebook
-We've gone out on a few dates

Next:
-I hope to bwn a few times
-Plan on asking her to be exclusive
-Am going to propose at a keg party





my question is: How exactly do I seduce her?

9/1/2009 9:49:35 PM

Subway!

9/1/2009 9:49:58 PM

Solution:

http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_scissors.shtml

9/1/2009 9:56:05 PM

A: sexual advice column

Q: What would ambrosia be good at that you prefer she not be?

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 10:04 PM. Reason : df]

9/1/2009 10:04:02 PM

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"if we have sex, but he doesn't come inside me, i'm still a virgin right?"

haha reminds me of this guy I was talking to-- he said he's only slept with 5 women, but he's "dipped" in more than he can count.... like just sticking his cock in for a few quick thrusts then taking it out.... and he doesn't count that as intercourse

9/1/2009 10:05:16 PM

I put on my robe and wizard hat

9/1/2009 10:08:06 PM

Quote :

"my question is: How exactly do I seduce her?"

duh with

9/1/2009 10:08:21 PM

PM sent

9/1/2009 10:09:35 PM

^^^^ that's retarded. why in the world would you do that?

for that matter, how could you do that? There is no way I could just "dip it" and not keep going.

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 10:12 PM. Reason : ^^^^]

9/1/2009 10:10:19 PM

^4 i posted that question because a suite mate of mine in UT literally asked that straight faced

i was like ummmm we are in college. how did you make it this far without knowing the answer to that!

9/1/2009 10:13:17 PM

OMG EMCE's PMs are so kinky and hot let's bwn

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 10:14 PM. Reason : ^^]

9/1/2009 10:13:43 PM

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"^^^^ that's retarded. why in the world would you do that? for that matter, how could you do that? There is no way I could just "dip it" and not keep going. "

perhaps that's all he had

and it's some sick way of legitimizing pre-mature ejaculation.

9/1/2009 10:14:11 PM

^^^was she hot?

oh and:

Quote :

"lick a chicks butthole and shell love you forever "

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 10:14 PM. Reason : made me lol]

9/1/2009 10:14:18 PM

I sent the dong pics

9/1/2009 10:14:39 PM

the [large] dong pics obviously

9/1/2009 10:15:49 PM

premature ejaculation can be helped in a number of ways.

9/1/2009 10:16:40 PM

I just started dating this girl that is a virgin, and shes been mentioning that she wants to have sex with me. Its not like she hasn't had chances, as she has dated more than a few guys in the past. She said she just feels differently with me, so i don't think this is a "clingy" thing. I dunno, just not sure how to take it

9/1/2009 10:17:07 PM

set em up

9/1/2009 10:17:52 PM