let me see them.

a convo with two fine upstanding gentlemen last night lead to the discussion of the "best boobs were 80s boobs"...boobs with tan lines are preferred (apparently). since i wasn't interested in boobs at the time (considering i didn't have any), and porn came much later for me...i do not know what in the hell they are talking about.

so...post em up! i need to be educated on fine "80s boobs"

TIA!

9/4/2009 10:14:55 AM

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 10:17 AM. Reason : .]

9/4/2009 10:16:42 AM

i gotta say

i hate tanline boobs

9/4/2009 10:16:58 AM

I must respectfully disagree, sir.

9/4/2009 10:26:30 AM

hmm...that's not what i imagined at all.

9/4/2009 10:26:48 AM

I'M SORRY, OKAY?

9/4/2009 10:27:36 AM

(jenny mccarthy was 90s. she wasn't even 18 in the 1980s)

9/4/2009 10:29:47 AM

Quote :

"i gotta say i hate tanline boobs"

and the semi-shaved off bush that is still a muff.

Quote :

"DO NOT WANT"

9/4/2009 10:39:05 AM

my favorite 80's boobs have always been christy canyon







but amber lynn's were also awesome (i think she has implants now)

9/4/2009 10:58:07 AM

YA'LL ARE CRAZY. EVERYBODY KNOWS TITS ANDS WOMEN IN GENERLA WERE BEST IN THE SEVENTIES

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[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 10:59 AM. Reason : well... then again there aint no tits on the radio.]

9/4/2009 10:59:00 AM

^ agreed

9/4/2009 11:00:15 AM

tan lines are fine, semi shaved is fine.

maybe i am just not as picky.....

9/4/2009 11:01:04 AM

Quote :

"a convo with two fine upstanding gentlemen"

danny and carl?

9/4/2009 11:49:14 AM

haha, close

me and justin

9/4/2009 11:52:37 AM

I've confirmed that Porky's and Revenge of the Nerds has fine examples of "80s boob"

9/4/2009 12:11:55 PM

1985

9/4/2009 12:15:05 PM

Quote :

"dweedle All American 54276 Posts user info edit post i gotta say i hate tanline boobs 9/4/2009 10:16:58 AM Ronny All American 28062 Posts user info edit post I must respectfully disagree, sir. 9/4/2009 10:26:30 AM"

9/4/2009 12:24:48 PM

when yall say you like tan lines, do you actually like this (disregard the realness/fakeness of the boobs)





this isn't as bad, but its still not preferred

9/4/2009 12:27:22 PM

def not to that degree

9/4/2009 12:29:39 PM

Quote :

"(jenny mccarthy was 90s. she wasn't even 18 in the 1980s)"

look here now...i did an "80s boobs" google image search and that's what came up...i realize it's jenny mccarthy, but i was (am) unaware of her exact age

in any case...are you suggesting that google LIED to me???

9/4/2009 12:44:47 PM

The muff seems to shrink every decade, I think it was in a good place in the 90's, shaved below, but just trimmed at the top. Still looks like a full grown woman, but nothing to get in your way.

by the way, this pattern regresses back as far as you can trace. Here in 1910 we see a muff the size of a double new york pizza slice.
http://porn.debbie-does-porn.com/uploads/bondage.jpg
(intentionally posted as a link for those who cant stand the huge muff)

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 1:12 PM. Reason : -)]

9/4/2009 1:02:20 PM

80s boobs = Samantha Fox.

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9/4/2009 1:29:14 PM

9/4/2009 1:30:14 PM

^^



















[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 1:32 PM. Reason : MOAR.]

9/4/2009 1:31:04 PM

god damn where have all the bushes gone?

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9/4/2009 1:37:12 PM

texas lol

9/4/2009 1:38:29 PM

Phoebe Cates, 1982

9/4/2009 1:53:55 PM

I hate douchefags that fear a little pubic hair. Grow a set.

9/4/2009 2:00:14 PM

I love '80s tits and bush. I like hairy pussy.

9/4/2009 2:03:31 PM

Yeah, seems like a lot of this generation is afraid of pubes. Maybe cause they grew up with internet they think that the shaved girls in all the porn are how it's supposed to be. Cause some of them react to a little fuzz patch like she has chest hair.

9/4/2009 2:06:07 PM

So did Brad Hamilton.

FYI: It's metrosexuals who require everything to be shaved.

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 2:07 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2009 2:06:20 PM

i can't tell you how many times i jerked it to kelly prestons tits in that movie growing up.

9/4/2009 2:26:39 PM

"70s boobs just look different for some reason"

Family Guy

9/4/2009 3:46:51 PM

The boobs of women in their 80's ?

9/4/2009 3:48:26 PM

^ I knew someone would make this joke, but I'm glad it was done only in writing.

9/4/2009 4:11:47 PM

I fucking hate me a hairy twat!

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

9/4/2009 4:38:47 PM

80s boobs for some reason had a higher proportion of puffy areola/nips, or boobs where the areola and nips didn't have a defined boundary.

and i hate that.

if you look at porn now, the vast majority have defined and erect nips, as well as nicely demarcated areola that don't just blend into the rest of the boob.

the post with many pics by quagmire02 the boobs might have a nice shape and size, but the areola and nips are nasty.

9/4/2009 4:47:22 PM

Quote :

"YA'LL ARE CRAZY. EVERYBODY KNOWS TITS ANDS WOMEN IN GENERLA WERE BEST IN THE SEVENTIES "

9/4/2009 4:53:29 PM

oh man
phoebe cates ftw

9/4/2009 6:05:11 PM

Quote :

"I fucking hate me a hairy twat! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE "

So you are a metro who only sees clams on the internets?

9/5/2009 8:50:36 AM

80s boobs were less plastic than now.

9/5/2009 2:04:58 PM

more like gay boobs


AMIRITE?

9/5/2009 2:05:56 PM

9/5/2009 2:11:56 PM

Naughty girls need love to

9/5/2009 2:15:48 PM

Women look bigger then than they do now, in entertainment anyway. And I don't mean fatter, just bigger.

9/5/2009 4:04:17 PM

Tawny Kitaen

9/5/2009 4:52:25 PM

^^ Aye. It was a much better time.

9/5/2009 4:58:35 PM

that's what I like, tall, full bodied, long hair, big hips, big real boobs and a patch of fuzz, though maybe not a huge bush. That stuff lets your mind and body know, this is a real woman I'm getting with.

9/5/2009 5:14:50 PM

^ Bingo. The Megan Fox's of the world do nothing for me.

9/5/2009 5:16:42 PM

9/5/2009 6:17:26 PM