So what meaning should I take from a Facebook poke? I am pretty illiterate when it comes to FB. I literally only log on when someone else tells me that someone did something to my "wall" or whatever.

But recently my best friend's ex girlfriend added me as a friend. Then like a week later I ran into her at the bar and we chatted it up a bit. I log onto FB yesterday and she had poked me, so of course I poked back. Now I have a message in my inbox from her asking what I am up to tonight, if we can meet up, etc etc.

My FB clearly states that I am in a relationship, and when I saw her at the bar I was with my GF and I introduced them to each other. So what gives?

Help me TWW. Help me understand the Facebook Poke.

9/4/2009 6:14:02 PM

she clearly wants to poke

9/4/2009 6:15:47 PM

More than 2 pokes by the same girl means you get to put it in her vag.

9/4/2009 6:16:23 PM

don't get me wrong, she's hot. But a). she's my best friend's ex and b). i have a girlfriend. not necessarily in that order, but yeah probably in that order.

9/4/2009 6:16:42 PM

this topic has never been addressed on this website before.

9/4/2009 6:16:57 PM

fuck you

obligatory "I don't have all day to read TWW and you are a fucking loser because you do" post.

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 6:18 PM. Reason : a]

9/4/2009 6:17:14 PM

it means "hey, look at me!"

9/4/2009 6:17:50 PM

9/4/2009 6:19:02 PM

Facebook poking is the equivalent of jumping up and down while shouting "look at me! look at me!"

9/4/2009 6:20:19 PM

for me, poking has turned into sex about 90% of the time

9/4/2009 6:22:38 PM

lucy pokes me on the regular, but i can't fuck her.

9/4/2009 6:26:03 PM

pa-pa-pa-poke-her-face pa-pa-poke-her-face

9/4/2009 6:28:02 PM

Quote :

"More than 2 pokes by the same girl means you get to put it in her vag."

Oh snap...I guess if I ever meet H8R, I owe him some vag.


We've been poking back and forth for at least two years.


Same with EMCE, but not for as long.

9/4/2009 6:28:47 PM

I am totally going to challenge you on that Child Stars trivia game, I just haven't had the time

9/4/2009 6:32:36 PM

She wants to fuck. Plain and simple.

The only time you get poked on that shit by some estranged female is when they wanna fuuuuuuck

[experience, b.]

9/4/2009 6:33:17 PM

^^bring it

9/4/2009 6:33:57 PM

oh don't you worry, it will be broughten

9/4/2009 6:34:37 PM

just hit it already

9/4/2009 6:36:35 PM

can't

i was just making sure you all were reading the same signals I was

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 6:38 PM. Reason : a]

9/4/2009 6:37:33 PM

won't

9/4/2009 6:38:00 PM

could

9/4/2009 6:38:25 PM

should

9/4/2009 6:39:21 PM

dnl and pshoes poke me

i don't really read anything into pokes

although the FB message seems a little much

9/4/2009 6:40:35 PM

lol

9/4/2009 6:41:06 PM

especially because I haven't talked to her since 1998

9/4/2009 6:41:13 PM

I would never initiate a poke, it just seems odd

9/4/2009 6:41:58 PM

perfect timing then.

9/4/2009 6:42:15 PM

if i were single, i would most likely fuck her tonight

9/4/2009 6:42:41 PM

do it anyways.

9/4/2009 6:44:04 PM

so what do I tell my friend?

or should I just tell her to message him on facebook and tell him my dick is bigger?

i like that idea

9/4/2009 6:44:48 PM

^^

and don't tell the friend anything, lol. hit ittt

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 6:45 PM. Reason : a]

9/4/2009 6:44:58 PM

oh sure.

9/4/2009 6:45:13 PM

epic post padding by wdprice3 right now

9/4/2009 6:45:58 PM

yah. FC is about to end it for me though... getting close...

[Edited on September 4, 2009 at 6:49 PM. Reason : fuck, FC just took over. guess I'm out for an hour or so...]

9/4/2009 6:46:43 PM

Damn, you must have a FC buffer or something. I can't even post twice within like 2 minutes without getting FC

9/4/2009 6:48:17 PM

yeah i can't either. it's always been 45 seconds at the least between posts for me. no clue how he's posting so fast

9/4/2009 6:50:47 PM

wdprice3 is a posting master, that's how he does it

9/4/2009 6:59:00 PM

YOU KNOW HOW HE DOES

9/4/2009 7:21:46 PM

khcadwal pokes me

i don't really read anything into pokes

9/4/2009 8:27:32 PM

I haven't been poked on FB in a while.

Me and Shawna used to exchange pokes like 5 times a day back around 2006-2007. Then one day she just stopped .

9/4/2009 9:16:18 PM

YOU KNOW HOW I DO

9/4/2009 9:24:00 PM

if you poke her, you want to stick it in her.

if she pokes you, she wants to stick it in you.

9/4/2009 10:53:06 PM

I have about 15 or 20 people that poke me every week

I take it to mean 'hey, I was thinking about you...but I don't really want to talk to your ass'

I roll down my list of 15 or 20 people every friday, and poke everyone back

*shrug*



except shawna....I'm trying to dig in her guts for reals

9/4/2009 11:29:34 PM

Quote :

"I take it to mean 'hey, I was thinking about you...but I don't really want to talk to your ass'"

yeah. that..

now, when you get an PM from a gal you aint seen in years saying "whatchu doin tonite wanna meet up?"

THAT means something a little bit more.

9/5/2009 1:12:12 AM

only one way to find out, djeternal

Show up to her front door wearing nothing but a smile and a big red bow.

9/5/2009 1:13:59 AM

This one girl pokes me from time to time, but she's just a cock tease. Facebook poking is another outlet for her cock teasing.

9/5/2009 1:32:39 AM

Quote :

"I haven't been poked on FB in a while. Me and Shawna used to exchange pokes like 5 times a day back around 2006-2007. Then one day she just stopped ."

oh dag, sorry

I probably hit the "hide poke" thing instead of "poke back" by accident and then forgot about it.

9/5/2009 5:23:35 PM

bttt

9/9/2009 5:19:40 PM

Send her a poke smiley. Bitches love smilies.

9/9/2009 5:21:42 PM

Dude aren't you like 31, and you made a post on a college message board about a facebook poke? i know you just hit puberty and all and are excited about girls, but seriously, save whats left of your dignity and never make a thread like this again.

9/9/2009 5:22:04 PM