is meowing right outside my door because my roommate is gone for the weekend. If it doesn't stop soon I'm gonna eat it. Call PETA.

9/6/2009 12:55:25 AM

Cool.

9/6/2009 12:56:36 AM

lol, neat.

9/6/2009 12:57:03 AM

9/6/2009 12:59:26 AM

PETA would be a worse death for the cat.

9/6/2009 12:59:32 AM

Get down on the ground near your door.

Wait for the cat to start meowing again.

Confirm it is immediately outside your door.

Reach up and slightly crack door handle.

Swing open door.

Hiss loudly.

For the better.

9/6/2009 1:52:57 AM