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aaronburro
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9/6/2009 1:11:02 AM

EMCE
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goddamn man...
you act like this is your very first girlfriend


look, burro, you just have to suck it up. every now and then, you'll be cuddling with your bitch, and you'll feel a warm puff of air on your thigh. that's the consequence for being the big spoon.

just let it go...

9/6/2009 1:13:53 AM

qntmfred
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girls are gross!

9/6/2009 1:16:18 AM

aaronburro
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I was in the hospital for 8 hours after that shit, man. The docs thought they were gonna have to amputate my legs

9/6/2009 1:17:22 AM

grimx
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ಠ_ಠ

9/6/2009 1:17:56 AM

qntmfred
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that sounds highly unlikely.

9/6/2009 1:18:00 AM

aaronburro
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shit was real, yo

9/6/2009 1:18:43 AM

qntmfred
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yeah, real fake

oh snap! served, you just have been.

9/6/2009 1:20:16 AM

wawebste
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like real real or fake real?

9/6/2009 1:20:17 AM

EMCE
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ಠ_ಠ

9/6/2009 1:21:05 AM

Optimum
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i bet she's just a blow-up

9/6/2009 1:23:51 AM

aaronburro
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shit was real real, yo

9/6/2009 1:25:13 AM

Ronny
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9/6/2009 1:30:48 AM

khcadwal
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queefing is natural

you want a gf

you got what you paid for

9/6/2009 1:31:21 AM

Optimum
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sometimes, air gets into places

9/6/2009 1:33:13 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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9/6/2009 1:34:03 AM

Ronny
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lol

9/6/2009 1:38:01 AM

khcadwal
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"thats just adorable do it again"

9/6/2009 1:40:17 AM

j_sun
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adorable

[Edited on September 6, 2009 at 1:40 AM. Reason : ^oh damn, you beat me]

9/6/2009 1:40:23 AM

Kickstand
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aha NRR ftw

9/6/2009 1:43:03 AM

NCJockGirl
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jesus if a girl did that on me i would punch her in the face and the cunt simultaneously

9/6/2009 1:50:17 AM

Netstorm
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Holy fucking PC muscle Batman, there's queefing afoot!

9/6/2009 2:07:27 AM

dropdeadkate
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my friend's gf queefed right in his face one night. he had to call me immediately about it. he was a little traumatized.

9/6/2009 9:42:08 AM

sylvershadow
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wtf is wrong with you people? you get a girl in a position that opens up her vag and your dick pumps air into it. It's gotta come back out somehow.

9/6/2009 10:13:08 AM

BIGcementpon
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I find it hilarious when it happens. I'm glad my penis doesn't do that though.

9/6/2009 11:22:17 AM

aikimann
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^ dick's gotta be big enough to create a seal. My condolences on the inadequacy.

9/6/2009 11:48:39 AM

Optimum
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i, too, do not have a queefing penis

9/6/2009 11:54:21 AM

begonias
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9/6/2009 12:01:17 PM

IMStoned420
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The size of the penis is irrelevant if the vagina is too big.

9/6/2009 12:10:00 PM

pilgrimshoes
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9/6/2009 12:11:07 PM

BIGcementpon
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Quote :
"^ dick's gotta be big enough to create a seal. My condolences on the inadequacy."

Yeah... that's not an issue. But if you have a queefing penis,

Quote :
"i, too, do not have a queefing penis"

I think Optimum understood what I meant.

9/6/2009 12:39:22 PM

Dentaldamn
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all of this is just sad to me.

9/6/2009 12:41:09 PM

Optimum
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^^ high five

[Edited on September 6, 2009 at 12:41 PM. Reason : .]

9/6/2009 12:41:09 PM

jackleg
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i didnt know you had a girlfriend. what dark corner of the internet did you meet this chick on?

also, i fucked your sister

9/6/2009 12:44:35 PM

aaronburro
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That sux for you, leg. Now you have AIDS

9/6/2009 7:49:38 PM

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