The other day I was in a restaurant and I swear to fucking god I literally smelled shit air being forced down onto my table.I've gotten a little bit ahead of myself though son, so let me back up a bit. When this smell first appeared out of the vent above the table, I thought it was just that someone nearby had let out a horrific fart, or had actually sharted and was just waiting for an opportune moment to leave, and that it was just wafting over into the airstream of the vent. Of course, I hoped that this person was not the girl I was eating with. The smell continued in an absolutely relentless manner, I could not believe it honestly.Well, I soon realized that I needed to use the restroom and I excused myself from the table. I entered the men's restroom and I was immediately greeted by this familiar odor that had been wafting all over my motherfucking table, interrupting my dining experience son. It was at this time that I came to the conclusion that they put the fucking intake for their A/C system in the men's motherfucking bathroom, thus plumbing fresh ass air onto all dining room tables. Thank you for the ass air, you stupid motherfuckers.
9/7/2009 7:56:37 PM
Thank you for the ass air, you stupid motherfuckers.
9/7/2009 7:58:01 PM
cool story bro
9/7/2009 8:04:17 PM
Ahahahah the chick you were eating with probably thinks YOU shit your pants.. hahaha
9/7/2009 8:06:46 PM
Well, I mean she did see me walk away son, so I hope she noticed there was no problem with the ass of my pants being stained or nasty son. ]
9/7/2009 8:12:19 PM
did you say anything to the management?
9/7/2009 9:04:32 PM
where was this?
9/7/2009 9:05:41 PM
somebody took a shit in a fitting room in our store today and used several pieces of our merchandise to "clean it up"
9/7/2009 9:06:29 PM
it was rhee rhee btw
9/7/2009 9:07:00 PM
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9/7/2009 9:21:10 PM
tl;dr
9/7/2009 9:47:56 PM
9/7/2009 11:11:00 PM
HAHAHAwhere is this?
9/7/2009 11:15:23 PM
what the fuck son
9/7/2009 11:43:15 PM
^^^ There's a face in that shit stain.... WTF?!
9/8/2009 5:46:15 PM
^^^^ There's a face in that shit stain.... WTF?! ]
9/8/2009 5:48:50 PM
I know some contractors that say if you do something to piss them off while they are building your house or setting up your vents that they will route the shitter fans to the worst possible places as payback.
9/8/2009 5:51:02 PM
This was like that, but far more extreme in terms of how it was executed. I believe the entire A/C system pulled in ass air from the restroom and then exhausted the ass air on the dining room tables son. So, instead of a single bathroom vent fan pushing a little ass air up into the ceiling or some place you don't like it, you actually have the a/c system directly gulping in large quantities of ass air and exhausting them directly on the guests and their foodstuffs. As an update, it looks like she may think I shat myself sons. ]
9/8/2009 5:56:07 PM
yeah that sounds about like what i'm talking about. the moral to the story here, be nice to people who bring you stuff like food and route your shitter fans.
9/8/2009 6:03:58 PM