9/8/2009 1:16:57 PM

number 3

9/8/2009 1:23:22 PM

with your mom bent over

9/8/2009 1:29:38 PM

tres

9/8/2009 1:30:59 PM

set the water to a temp i like, then turn the shower valve on, and get in after about 5-10 seconds

9/8/2009 1:32:05 PM

No one here is hardcore. That's for sure.

9/8/2009 1:37:25 PM

I get the water temp right through the tub spout, get in, take the shower head down, turn shower on and spray my feet until the water gets right, then put the shower head back up

9/8/2009 1:38:54 PM

essentially that ^

9/8/2009 1:44:34 PM

Everyone should know the exact position of their shower knob(s) for the perfect temperature. I can do it with my eyes closed. I'm a variation of number 3. Turn the water on, wait about 10 seconds and then hop on in.

9/8/2009 1:49:32 PM

3, but i take the opportunity to piss while i wait

9/8/2009 1:51:11 PM

i'm hardcore

9/8/2009 1:51:17 PM

I like the showers with the one knob

With the ones with separate knobs for hot and cold, its like trying to crack a safe getting the right temp

fuck those shits

9/8/2009 1:52:09 PM

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"Everyone should know the exact position of their shower knob(s) for the perfect temperature. I can do it with my eyes closed. I'm a variation of number 3. Turn the water on, wait about 10 seconds and then hop on in."

I know the approximate position, and I can tell the exact position by the sound the water makes shooting through the shower head as it comes up to temperature.

9/8/2009 1:53:24 PM

#5. Turn on the shower, stand outside and piss into it until the water warms up, then get in the shower.

9/8/2009 1:54:36 PM

Does anyone wear sandals in their shower when its the shower at their house and they're the only ones who use it ?

seems dumb to me, but I know a few people that do

Its like wearing a condom to JO

9/8/2009 1:56:44 PM

I only use the hot water

9/8/2009 2:01:09 PM

I turn it on full hot (so I don't just shoot cold water down the drain waiting for the hot water to show up), shave (which doesn't take long), and then get in and turn it back down to a comfortable temp.

9/8/2009 2:05:02 PM

Full hot until warm, set it to the general 'spot', activate shower. Urinate as temps regulate (into the toilet, lol), step right in, get clean, deactivate water, roughly towel try, exit. Brush teef, mop up stray water as to not get yelled at, and go get dressed. Unless it's night time, at which I jump in them covers.

9/8/2009 2:32:25 PM

When I was younger, I used to turn it on all hot. Then wrap myself in a towel and lay on the abthroom floor for like 10 minutes while the room filled with steam. I don't know why, but that coupled with the sound of the running water was always very soothing to me.

9/8/2009 2:33:20 PM

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"Its like wearing a condom to JO"

lol

9/8/2009 2:35:45 PM

number 4, i've had my fair share of concussions from this

9/8/2009 2:38:21 PM

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"Everyone should know the exact position of their shower knob(s) for the perfect temperature. I can do it with my eyes closed. I'm a variation of number 3. Turn the water on, wait about 10 seconds and then hop on in."

At one of my rental houses I just marked each knob with a magic marker. I got it to the right temp and drew a line from the handle to the metal part. That way I could just turn it until the marks lined up and I knew it would be right.

I just turn the shower on and wait for it to warm up before I get in. Don't really see that in the diagram.

[Edited on September 8, 2009 at 2:39 PM. Reason : l]

9/8/2009 2:39:20 PM

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"#5. Turn on the shower, stand outside and piss into it until the water warms up, then get in the shower"

i, too, do this

9/8/2009 2:39:52 PM

lol 10/10 thread would read about shower habits again

9/8/2009 2:40:05 PM

3, like a normal human being

9/8/2009 2:46:09 PM

ONE LEG AT A TIME

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/8/2009 2:46:34 PM

3

9/8/2009 2:47:25 PM

my shower has separate temperature and pressure knobs so i can leave it at the perfect temperature. i love it.

9/8/2009 3:01:23 PM

I turn it on and get nekked while it heats up. Then I fuckin' dive bomb that bitch

9/8/2009 3:03:11 PM

I'm hardcore. I like to enter the shower and turn on the water, ice cold, full blast while yelling at the top of my lungs until it's steaming hot, melting my flesh. then adjust it to the proper temp as I flex and scowl at the shower head.

9/8/2009 3:38:51 PM

Sometimes I like to turn the shower on and just hangout out naked for a little while, never getting into the showed. I'll just have a little me time while my parents think I'm bathing. You know, I'll spread my ass cheeks in the mirror and take a peek at my butt hole or pull my ball sack out and let it snap back. Then my mom called me out when I came out wearing the same clothes I went in with, completely dry. She made me pay the next month's water bill.

9/8/2009 3:53:26 PM

i turn it on, then scratch my balls till i see steam

9/8/2009 3:53:39 PM

I don't think theres an exact position for perfect temperature, because sometimes I'll sacrifice a little water pressure for additional hot water, in which case I don't turn the knob as far to the Hot side, but I also don't use 100% pressure

9/8/2009 3:55:46 PM

the 3rd one.

9/8/2009 3:56:39 PM

turn water on to correct position, go brush teeth, check myself out in the mirror, remember water is on, feel water, if correct then i get in

9/8/2009 4:35:10 PM

#3

9/8/2009 4:36:12 PM

naked

9/8/2009 4:38:05 PM

I chill out naked with one arm outstretched into the falling water and wait until it's hot enough. Except I don't stand there with the arm in the water the whole time. I know it takes like 20 seconds before it starts getting hot.

9/8/2009 5:00:37 PM

Number 3.

9/8/2009 5:03:31 PM

I am gonna make it my goal to start doing it hardcore like #2. It's pretty badass.

9/8/2009 5:19:47 PM

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"With the ones with separate knobs for hot and cold, its like trying to crack a safe getting the right temp fuck those shits"

That's me when traveling/staying with friends. I seem to remember a few times taking turns between washing and tweaking the mixture the entire event

9/8/2009 5:22:08 PM

carefully

9/8/2009 5:22:48 PM

1. enter shower
2. take down shower head with hose
3. make sure all water will flow through aforementioned hose
4. turn on water, pull knob immediately for shower action
5. allow water to reach an acceptable temperature
6. replace shower head
7. turn knob on shower head that allows water to come out of hosed head and fixed head
8. ???
9. profit

9/8/2009 6:44:02 PM

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"#5. Turn on the shower, stand outside and piss into it until the water warms up, then get in the shower."

yeah

9/8/2009 6:47:22 PM

Every now and then I get in right away with it cold as hell. Then, I like to think, this is mildly unpleasant, imagine what it would be like to fall off an Ice Fishing boat in Alaska. And I get out and wait for it to warm up.

9/8/2009 6:54:36 PM

I imagine what it would be like if you were funny

no wait

that is not even possible to imagine

9/8/2009 6:57:26 PM

1. turn on water
2. get in before testing water temperature
3. take off clothes in the shower
4. throw wet clothes out of shower
5. turn off water
6. shit on shower floor
7. smear shit around with hands and feet all over floor/body
8. exit shower
9. put wet clothes back on
10. exit bathroom
11. profit

9/8/2009 6:58:03 PM

Quote :

"#5. Turn on the shower, stand outside and piss into it until the water warms up, then get in the shower."

9/8/2009 7:02:22 PM

I am just like every other average joe, I enter one ball at a time. But seriously, I usually take a piss while standing on the back side of the shower waiting for it to come up to temp.

9/8/2009 7:09:44 PM

i go in ass-first

9/8/2009 8:02:14 PM