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thumper
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What is the point of this? I distinctly remember getting the butt thermometer when I was young and mom needed to know if I had a fever. Why didn't my mom take my temperature the normal way? What's so special about the ass that the mouth can't do the job?

9/10/2009 12:36:33 PM

nastoute
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uhh... they don't "make" butt thermometers... no one takes temperatures that way

I think you have a discussion you need to have with your "mom"

9/10/2009 12:38:27 PM

Shadowrunner
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"What's so special about the ass that the mouth can't do the job?"


That is a fantastic question, but not in this context.

9/10/2009 12:40:29 PM

thumper
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Another question I have - was the ass thermometer the same as the mouth thermometer, or were there 2 separate ones?

Yes, an excellent question indeed!

9/10/2009 12:41:10 PM

gunzz
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lol

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"thumper (12:37) : bullshit, at 10yrs old i'm perfectly capable of keeping it in my mouth
thumper (12:37) : hahah that sounded....suggestive"

9/10/2009 12:41:14 PM

chocolatervh
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^^^

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 12:41 PM. Reason : really thats all]

9/10/2009 12:41:34 PM

Skack
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Babies are not so good at holding a thermometer under their tongue. Ear thermometers are a relatively new invention. Your mom should not have been using a butt thermometer after you were old enough to use a mouth thermometer. </thread>

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 12:43 PM. Reason : s]

9/10/2009 12:41:51 PM

thumper
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for the record, i was replying in chatterbox to this:

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"gunzz (12:36) : kids dont keep the termometer in their mouth to get accurate readings so up the butt it goes"


and i'm not talking about babies. i was fucking 10 years old and getting this shit.

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 12:42 PM. Reason : .]

9/10/2009 12:41:56 PM

TroopofEchos
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much lolz ITT

9/10/2009 12:42:40 PM

Skack
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^^ Sounds like something you should take up with your mother.

9/10/2009 12:43:28 PM

thumper
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ok so maybe i wasn't 10 years old. if i can remember getting the butt thermometer, then i was too old to be getting the butt thermometer i remember where we were living at the time, which puts me anywhere from 4-8 years old.

9/10/2009 12:44:03 PM

gunzz
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thumper, im afraid to tell you that wasnt a thermometer

9/10/2009 12:45:06 PM

thumper
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and now, it all makes sense.

9/10/2009 12:45:30 PM

Skack
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At least she didn't put the butt thermometer in your mouth only to realize after the fact that she gave you the wrong one.

9/10/2009 12:46:15 PM

aph319
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maybe your mom just needed an excuse to taste your butt juice

9/10/2009 12:46:42 PM

GREEN JAY
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maybe she did and just didnt admit it. you should probably beat her up

9/10/2009 12:47:57 PM

Pikey
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I still prefer the butt thermometer.

9/10/2009 12:48:33 PM

thumper
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I think it's obvious that the butt thermometer at a young age has scarred me for life and made me shun butt play in its entirety. Fuck you mom.

9/10/2009 12:49:39 PM

Pikey
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I bet you mother got some enjoyment out of it.

9/10/2009 12:50:35 PM

aph319
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all we are saying, is give butt play a chance

9/10/2009 12:51:05 PM

eleusis
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I wonder what Freud would think of this thread.

9/10/2009 1:07:24 PM

LRlilDaddy
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pooping makes me avoid butt-play.

thinking about maybe using a butt thermometer on myself today but not to check my temp

9/10/2009 1:22:41 PM

Fhqwhgads
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My mom used to stick the thermometer under my armpit to take my temperature when I was young

9/10/2009 1:23:30 PM

crazy_carl
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you can get a better core temperature reading from a rectal themometer...and btw, all, and i mean ALL rectal themometers are or have red on them, most oral ones are blue...if you see someone coming at you with a red themometer, request another one. We use to do this to guys in the army that we didnt like that came into our aid station

9/10/2009 4:06:47 PM

djeternal
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my kinda thread

9/10/2009 4:15:48 PM

bottombaby
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Rectal temperatures are more accurate. Whenever we suspect our little one has a fever, his doctor has us take a rectal temperature because it's a really big deal if Silas has something that's causing him to run one.

9/10/2009 4:18:06 PM

Mindstorm
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Another thing to think about: Rectal thermometers tend to be the only option for somebody who is regularly throwing up.

Also if you've had fluids recently or have had to breathe through your mouth constantly due to congestion, or or or...

That said, I've never done a rectal thermometer. I will man up and force snot bubbles out my nose rather than take that shit in the butt.

9/10/2009 4:18:06 PM

djeternal
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Rectal Thermometer is what my girlfriend nicknamed my dick.

9/10/2009 4:31:49 PM

punchmonk
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Quote :
"What's so special about the ass that the mouth can't do the job?"


That is the best way to get an accurate temperature, unfortunately.
Also, when the kid is too young, you can't get them to keep the thermometer in their mouth.
The Ear one can be a piece of shit in regards to accuracy.

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 5:17 PM. Reason : I need to read the whole thread. [bottombaby]]

9/10/2009 5:15:49 PM

ALkatraz
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"Rectal Thermometer is what my girlfriend nicknamed my dick."


Because it's needle like and has mercury in it?

9/10/2009 5:17:21 PM

djeternal
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or maybe because it's been crammed in so many toddlers' asses.

9/10/2009 5:22:56 PM

joe_schmoe
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Quote :
"sick burn"

9/10/2009 5:33:07 PM

AstralAdvent
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wait, you know you never had a mother right?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/10/2009 6:15:14 PM

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