but she's asleep
9/10/2009 9:28:25 PM
thats no reason to not have any
9/10/2009 9:28:54 PM
i, too, would enjoy sex tonight
9/10/2009 9:29:24 PM
You tell that bitch who's boss.
9/10/2009 9:30:06 PM
what is? your hand?that shouldn't stop you... that's called "the stranger"
9/10/2009 9:30:17 PM
or what?you won't say a word out of hopes you get laid tomorrow. Just keep your mouth shut and whack it.
9/10/2009 9:30:42 PM
^tuff, ITT.
9/10/2009 9:31:18 PM
pm me, i'll host
9/10/2009 9:31:47 PM
The best form of "The stranger" I've ever had?I got some ben-gay and rubbed it all over my hands before performance.Try it man, it's one hell of a show!
9/10/2009 9:34:12 PM
dude, he's good and a gentleman^^...Fire that red head up, yo![Edited on September 10, 2009 at 9:36 PM. Reason : d]
9/10/2009 9:34:17 PM
shiiit...I've just come to the conclusion that I'm better whackin' it twice and going to sleep...cuz it just ain't gonna happen otherwise...
9/10/2009 9:35:28 PM
you lose.
9/10/2009 9:36:39 PM
^^ words to the wise
9/10/2009 9:37:21 PM
I've been sexed in my sleep. Not fun. Don't go there girlfriend!
9/10/2009 9:37:44 PM
Im am usually the one trying to have sex with the sleeping person
9/10/2009 9:39:12 PM
Evidently one reason I don't get it that often. I evidently get a lil gropey in my sleep/when I'm groggy...and it PISSES her off royally. To the point of very little nakey time. Sucks.
9/10/2009 9:39:27 PM
9/10/2009 9:40:42 PM
[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 9:40 PM. Reason : nv]
9/10/2009 9:40:45 PM
9/10/2009 9:40:49 PM
If I find a way to get laid before 2010, I will be very proud of myself.
9/10/2009 9:40:51 PM
i've been woken up once to have sex in the middle of the night... when i was unresponsive he got pissed, rolled over and went back to sleep.
9/10/2009 9:41:07 PM
I'm sure I'll get laid before 2010...but I'm betting it will be in the single digits.
9/10/2009 9:41:48 PM
^let's start a club
9/10/2009 9:42:28 PM
But....it's a club I don't WANT to be a member of!
9/10/2009 9:44:47 PM
9/10/2009 9:45:33 PM
the "i don't want to be a member of the only get laid in the single digits before january club "club.signed!
9/10/2009 9:47:30 PM
SIGNED
9/10/2009 9:49:46 PM
one of the worst fights i've ever gotten into with a SO kinda revolved around thisi, like any drunken male, wanted to get laid.she was asleep, with early commitments.so i sat in front of her laptop and pulled up some nice bj pov pr0n and went to town, like 2 feet from her head.i, thought it was considerate.she, thought it was despicable.we, we broke up not long after.
9/10/2009 9:50:13 PM
Hahahahahaha.
9/10/2009 9:50:48 PM
^^ ha thats really funny or sad not sure which[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 9:51 PM. Reason : .]
9/10/2009 9:50:51 PM
I suggest you watch this and do the samehttp://www.youjizz.com/videos/while-you-were-sleeping-112838.html
9/10/2009 9:52:53 PM
pov bj's are so 2005[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 9:56 PM. Reason : lol]
9/10/2009 9:56:42 PM
HOLY BLUE FUCKING SHIT, SON. I LEAVE TWW FOR AN HOUR AND MR. 8778 DRINKS TOO MUCH AND MAKES A THREAD REGARDING HIS SEXUALS{/best buddy rant}[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 10:04 PM. Reason : here i go jumping to conclusions and didnt read that Dirty Dan had a thread too]
9/10/2009 10:03:05 PM
^^ i didnt say when this was.
9/10/2009 10:04:23 PM
lots of people not realizing this one is the parody.... just gonna have to get that one out of the way.
9/10/2009 10:06:32 PM
^^haha true. in all seriousness though, pov stuff is just "boring" to me now
9/10/2009 10:08:05 PM