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adam8778
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but she's asleep

9/10/2009 9:28:25 PM

zorthage
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thats no reason to not have any

9/10/2009 9:28:54 PM

LunaK
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i, too, would enjoy sex tonight

9/10/2009 9:29:24 PM

OopsPowSrprs
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You tell that bitch who's boss.

9/10/2009 9:30:06 PM

nastoute
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what is? your hand?

that shouldn't stop you... that's called "the stranger"

9/10/2009 9:30:17 PM

Demathis1
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or what?

you won't say a word out of hopes you get laid tomorrow.

Just keep your mouth shut and whack it.

9/10/2009 9:30:42 PM

adam8778
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^tuff, ITT.

9/10/2009 9:31:18 PM

poopface
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pm me, i'll host

9/10/2009 9:31:47 PM

Apocalypse
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The best form of "The stranger" I've ever had?

I got some ben-gay and rubbed it all over my hands before performance.

Try it man, it's one hell of a show!

9/10/2009 9:34:12 PM

TheBullDoza
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dude, he's good and a gentleman^^

...Fire that red head up, yo!



[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 9:36 PM. Reason : d]

9/10/2009 9:34:17 PM

zxappeal
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shiiit...I've just come to the conclusion that I'm better whackin' it twice and going to sleep...cuz it just ain't gonna happen otherwise...

9/10/2009 9:35:28 PM

wdprice3
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you lose.

9/10/2009 9:36:39 PM

Demathis1
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^^ words to the wise

9/10/2009 9:37:21 PM

lucyinthesky
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I've been sexed in my sleep. Not fun. Don't go there girlfriend!

9/10/2009 9:37:44 PM

Jen
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Im am usually the one trying to have sex with the sleeping person

9/10/2009 9:39:12 PM

zxappeal
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Evidently one reason I don't get it that often. I evidently get a lil gropey in my sleep/when I'm groggy...and it PISSES her off royally. To the point of very little nakey time. Sucks.

9/10/2009 9:39:27 PM

Rat Soup
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Quote :
"i, too, would enjoy sex tonight"

9/10/2009 9:40:42 PM

Demathis1
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[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 9:40 PM. Reason : nv]

9/10/2009 9:40:45 PM

adam8778
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Quote :
"Im am usually the one trying to have sex with the sleeping person"


marry me.

9/10/2009 9:40:49 PM

Spontaneous
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If I find a way to get laid before 2010, I will be very proud of myself.

9/10/2009 9:40:51 PM

LunaK
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i've been woken up once to have sex in the middle of the night... when i was unresponsive he got pissed, rolled over and went back to sleep.

9/10/2009 9:41:07 PM

zxappeal
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I'm sure I'll get laid before 2010...but I'm betting it will be in the single digits.

9/10/2009 9:41:48 PM

adam8778
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^
let's start a club

9/10/2009 9:42:28 PM

zxappeal
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But....it's a club I don't WANT to be a member of!

9/10/2009 9:44:47 PM

Rat Soup
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Quote :
"i, too, would enjoy sex tonight"

9/10/2009 9:45:33 PM

adam8778
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the "i don't want to be a member of the only get laid in the single digits before january club "club.


signed!

9/10/2009 9:47:30 PM

zxappeal
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SIGNED

9/10/2009 9:49:46 PM

pilgrimshoes
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one of the worst fights i've ever gotten into with a SO kinda revolved around this

i, like any drunken male, wanted to get laid.

she was asleep, with early commitments.

so i sat in front of her laptop and pulled up some nice bj pov pr0n and went to town, like 2 feet from her head.

i, thought it was considerate.

she, thought it was despicable.

we, we broke up not long after.

9/10/2009 9:50:13 PM

Spontaneous
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Hahahahahaha.

9/10/2009 9:50:48 PM

LunaK
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^^ ha thats really funny or sad not sure which

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 9:51 PM. Reason : .]

9/10/2009 9:50:51 PM

0EPII1
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I suggest you watch this and do the same

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/while-you-were-sleeping-112838.html

9/10/2009 9:52:53 PM

not dnl
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pov bj's are so 2005

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 9:56 PM. Reason : lol]

9/10/2009 9:56:42 PM

Hurley
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HOLY BLUE FUCKING SHIT, SON. I LEAVE TWW FOR AN HOUR AND MR. 8778 DRINKS TOO MUCH AND MAKES A THREAD REGARDING HIS SEXUALS


{/best buddy rant}

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 10:04 PM. Reason : here i go jumping to conclusions and didnt read that Dirty Dan had a thread too]

9/10/2009 10:03:05 PM

pilgrimshoes
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^^ i didnt say when this was.

9/10/2009 10:04:23 PM

adam8778
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lots of people not realizing this one is the parody.... just gonna have to get that one out of the way.

9/10/2009 10:06:32 PM

not dnl
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^^haha true. in all seriousness though, pov stuff is just "boring" to me now

9/10/2009 10:08:05 PM

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