What is your personal record for giving a woman the Big O? If you are a woman, what is your personal best (either on your own or by your partner)? Did they beg you to stop?

My personal best in a ten minute time span was five. Then, we had Cook-Out shakes. Man. I could use a Cook-Out shake.

I would give this a standard definition, but I can't think of one right now. Also, quantity is an unreliable indicator as most women prefer the long, tantalizing build-up of one big orgasm, but whatever.

I think I already hate my thread. Oh well.

9/13/2009 5:32:21 PM

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THE INTERNET IS FULL OF PSYCHO VULTURES... DO NOT REVEAL YOUR INTIMATE DETAILS!!!

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9/13/2009 5:34:03 PM

You mean like how many we've lied about?

9/13/2009 5:36:56 PM

I used to give women orgasms. Then I stopped caring.

9/13/2009 5:41:01 PM

[insert story of my sexuall prowess]

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9/13/2009 5:43:21 PM

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"I don't even have to do any work... my wife is one of those lucky biological specimens who orgasms every time just from sex."

She is faking.

9/13/2009 5:44:12 PM

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THE INTERNET IS FULL OF PSYCHO VULTURES... DO NOT REVEAL YOUR INTIMATE DETAILS!!!

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9/13/2009 5:45:29 PM

You'd be surprised.

9/13/2009 5:46:11 PM

Damn, why'd you just call yourself out like that, B?^^

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9/13/2009 5:47:10 PM

Gave her six in about 20-30 mins.

9/13/2009 5:51:27 PM

squirt

9/13/2009 5:54:05 PM

just ask your mom

9/13/2009 5:54:35 PM

I, too, have had sex.

9/13/2009 5:59:32 PM

Squirter

9/13/2009 5:59:57 PM

just ask your mom

9/13/2009 6:00:15 PM

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"She is faking."

haha, GGMon just called himself out

9/13/2009 6:03:19 PM

Quantity vs. Quality

What is your personal record for the number of contractions in an orgasm you have given to woman?

9/13/2009 6:03:29 PM

i'mma just let deemarie answer this one for me

9/13/2009 6:04:41 PM

Sorry son.

9/13/2009 6:09:53 PM

^^^ 50.

Because I counted them all.

9/13/2009 6:11:37 PM

Spontaneous should really stop making sex threads.

9/13/2009 6:15:23 PM

^ Yeah, probably.

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"You mean like how many we've lied about?"

Man, I kinda wanna hear this answer now.

9/13/2009 6:28:08 PM

Wait a minute. Does one contraction = one orgasm?

Because if that's true, then I'm fucking awesome at sex.

Yeah, I think I've heard that before. A BIG O is a lot better than many little O's...

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9/13/2009 6:40:48 PM

Whats an orgasm?

9/13/2009 6:43:50 PM

I've probably had 10 to 12 over a half hour. Didnt really count, but it was a lot.

9/13/2009 6:44:14 PM

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"A BIG O is a lot better than many little O's..."

correct imho

9/13/2009 6:44:36 PM

i was told i have really good hands

9/13/2009 6:44:49 PM

Ok then in that case...

The best I'm consistantly doing is 2 Big O's in 15 minutes.

The best I've ever done (provided the right time and environment) is 4 Big O's in 15 minutes

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9/13/2009 6:47:19 PM

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"I don't even have to do any work... my wife is one of those lucky biological specimens who orgasms every time just from sex."

Quote :

"She is faking."

yeah, she is faking

9/13/2009 6:48:05 PM

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"You mean like how many we've lied about?"

9/13/2009 6:56:01 PM

I already said, "Yes!"

9/13/2009 6:57:41 PM

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"I used to give women orgasms. Then I stopped caring."

Seriously, not my fault if she can't finish in 15 seconds. It's a race son.

9/13/2009 6:58:42 PM

I wonder if my wife ever lied about an orgasm. She tells me when she doesn't orgasm which happens to me too sometimes yet I'm still hard. So if she's not ashamed to tell me that she didn't, then I'm inclined to think that she wouldn't lie.

Then again, I've been surprised before.

9/13/2009 6:59:13 PM

^^ Hahahahahahahahahaha.

^ I've faked orgasms before. It's harder when you're a guy.

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9/13/2009 6:59:29 PM

I'm pretty sure every woman has faked it at least once in their life.

9/13/2009 7:02:01 PM

I haven't. Don't see the point.

9/13/2009 7:03:28 PM

I wonder if nuns masturbate.

9/13/2009 7:03:35 PM

^^^, ^Yeah, probably.

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9/13/2009 7:03:47 PM

Don't bother faking it. We aren't impressed.

I've never faked it. Either I finish or say fuck it, roll over and snore.

9/13/2009 7:04:32 PM

She'll yell at me the entire time for not doing any of it right, then her body will freeze up and I'll feel her big contraction, then she'll fall over and start cuddling with me.

I can't say how confusing this is for me.

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9/13/2009 7:06:00 PM

^ 10/10

I don't know why, but that hit my funny bone super hard.

9/13/2009 7:09:13 PM

I have never faked an orgasm, but I have certainly gotten noisy in order to egg him on to finish up because I realize that I'm not going to get off and I don't want to waste any more time.

9/13/2009 7:11:14 PM

...and that would fall under the category of faking it

9/13/2009 7:13:02 PM

I was responding to 0EPII1, he removed hispost.

9/13/2009 7:15:30 PM

Also, I just want to say that the female orgasm is one the most beautiful sounds on the planet. That and when the Hurricanes score a goal and then it's under review and then they get it anyway.

9/13/2009 8:49:08 PM

I once heard that if a guy has to ask the girl if she had an orgasm then she didn't have one.

Well I guess unless he's asking cause he knows she had one and he just wants to hear her say that she had one.

9/13/2009 8:50:25 PM

i'm a fan of the ones that last 5-10 seconds

9/13/2009 8:59:21 PM

i'm definitely a fan of the ones where i cannot breathe for a good bit after it

9/13/2009 9:02:38 PM

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"I once heard that if a guy has to ask the girl if she had an orgasm then she didn't have one. Well I guess unless he's asking cause he knows she had one and he just wants to hear her say that she had one."

That's a good standard, but usually should only happen your rookie year and only then if you've been sheltered from pr0n.

9/13/2009 9:02:52 PM

the ones when your legs are weak afterwards!

It's been a loooooong time since I've had one of those....

9/13/2009 9:03:33 PM