anybody here good at making websites? comp sci majors perhaps? I've been wanting to make a website.....but getting lazy and figured maybe i could just pay someone
9/14/2009 4:47:51 PM
geocities broI'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 4:48 PM. Reason : now fuck off]
9/14/2009 4:48:06 PM
classifieds and tech talk know a lot on this subject matter
9/14/2009 4:49:11 PM
Geocities won't allow PHP scripting. You should have made this thread in Tech Talk. Also, evan can make web sites at the speed of light, if he ever gets free time, although he costs $Texas.
9/14/2009 4:49:52 PM
spontaneous... what happenned in the playboy titties thread yo
9/14/2009 4:50:36 PM
i, too, need some assistance in putting together a website.
9/14/2009 4:50:44 PM
Welcome to dharney's official homepage
This webpage is not endorsed by NC State University, or Kanye West
9/14/2009 4:51:41 PM
that's a good start minus the meatspin part.
9/14/2009 4:52:45 PM
LULZ ITT
9/14/2009 4:54:51 PM
9/14/2009 4:55:10 PM
I HEARD ON G105 THAT KATE IS A CUNT
9/14/2009 4:57:09 PM
I'll set you up a Joomla content managed site for around $300 including a custom template. Or I can go $200 if you use a template from template monster or rocket template.Hosting is $10/month for basically everything within reason, including your own CPanel, MySQL, PHP, everything. Pipe is fast enough for streaming HD.OR, we could set you up on the testing server. It's truly unlimited everything but pipe only gives around 300K per connection - not quite enough for HD (hence why we upgraded.) With the testing server all you get is FTP access, but it'll be a lot cheaper.
9/14/2009 6:19:34 PM
Is CPanel really that valuable? I just use FTP. I watched a Drupal video series and that guy used CPanel, seems pretty stupid.
9/14/2009 6:24:56 PM
I have made countless websiteshtml, tags, frames, image sizing, headings, you name it i can do itpm me if you wanna get a professional website for dirt cheap
9/14/2009 6:28:13 PM
I'll do it for you....I charge money of course. But if it helps, the only class in college I ever took related to web design/computer was MIS 111 which was a requirement for all biz majors/minors. I believe the class covered topics such as what RAM stands for as well as when the first QWERTY keyboard was introduced.As for Cpanel Spont....the only reason I sometimes use it is that for my business (web shit) I host on hostgator, which comes with it, so it is useful. But I do all my personal shit on a regular ole linux server and use a plain old terminal window to do sql shit.....
9/14/2009 6:35:43 PM
i'll do it for $1 cheaper than my2cents
9/14/2009 7:29:06 PM
I'm pretty sure I've submitted the best draft so far...I'm sure the other people in this thread can make better webpages than me, BUT I HAVE YET TO SEE IT...IN THIS THREADi got p align tags, i got fucking mailto links, disclaimer at the bottomHTUFFML[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 7:30 PM. Reason : .]
9/14/2009 7:30:23 PM
i'll take your align tags and raise you visitor counter
9/14/2009 7:51:55 PM
I'll hook you up with some jQuery.
9/14/2009 7:54:15 PM
CPanel has a host of great features. Email accounts, FTP accounts, Web Stats, phpMyAdmin. I you wanted to create a family website CPanel would allow you to hook all your family members up with custom emails. And we have a sending limit of 700/hour, way higher than most for those large mailing lists you're rockin'
9/14/2009 8:29:55 PM
Screw your jquery and visitor counters...I'll throw in a "Good morning/afternoon/evening" message that shows up at the correct time. BOOOOO YAAHHHHH
9/14/2009 8:45:29 PM
please guise, i have a match tonite
9/14/2009 8:46:41 PM
I already gave him an infinite for loop. He'll be playing with that for weeks!
9/14/2009 8:47:51 PM
oh yeah?! Well when he's done with that I'll go ahead and give him a spinning letter "E" that opens up a new email to him when you click it. Graphix is where it's at now baby!
9/14/2009 8:55:36 PM
I gave him a fork bomb to keep himself entertained.
9/14/2009 9:01:41 PM
ok....you guys got me....I can't do fork bomb programming
9/14/2009 9:14:24 PM
wtf is a forkbomb?i had to make a website back the day for some class. it ended up looking a lot like the draft submitted by TreeTwista10. The funny thing is sites like microsoft.com also looked a lot like the draft submitted by TreeTwista10.[Edited on September 14, 2009 at 9:18 PM. Reason : why must every post i make have at least one edit?]
9/14/2009 9:18:15 PM
^because you are secretly trying to become the new NyM
9/14/2009 9:19:26 PM
NyM?
9/14/2009 9:20:48 PM
NyM410
9/14/2009 9:22:15 PM
No one can one-up M2C.
9/14/2009 10:38:12 PM
I had a website but NCSU threatened to sue me...and also asked me to donate that same week.
9/15/2009 12:34:28 AM
remember when gif's like this were the shit?Oh man, those were the days.
9/15/2009 1:09:13 AM
Since high school when I started learning HTML I refused to use GIF animations. Always thought they were retarded, most likely always will. I can only recall using a GIF picture once, only because I needed transparency.
9/15/2009 1:59:03 AM
http://www.myspace.com
9/15/2009 2:14:52 AM
http://eclectic-resources.net/main/
9/15/2009 11:55:11 AM
This thread is like 99% stupid
9/15/2009 12:16:23 PM
^^ Fortunately my link isn't (stupid).
9/15/2009 12:23:06 PM
My first website back in 1999 had this .gif
9/15/2009 12:40:59 PM
9/15/2009 3:23:16 PM
Michelle Malkin uses Wordpress, so that's good enough for me.
9/15/2009 3:24:31 PM
Why are all the websites people charge $300 for shitty and amateur looking?
9/15/2009 5:29:39 PM
^ Because $300 is on the low end of the spectrum.
9/15/2009 5:37:48 PM
Guess it's time for me to make $RhodeIsland
9/15/2009 5:47:36 PM
I love when someone asks me how much it is to make a website....and I say, 'well, it varies depending on what you want' and then they say, "well I want to have like 10 pages' 'well you want 10 pages that look like they belong together or just 10 separate pages?' "well I want an about page and a contact page......"'well yes but....' "just tell me how much it is per page"'well, it can be on the low end for say $300 or on the high end for say, $13,000'I mean fuck....it's like when I was doing event production...someone wants to have some gala event and ask me what it will cost.....well, it can cost $3,000 or $300,000...and they just don't understand that.Isn't this how it is for everything in this world?[Edited on September 15, 2009 at 6:10 PM. Reason : ]
9/15/2009 6:09:44 PM
^ if that was directed at me, I was merely wondering why people would pay $300 for sites that look like they took 10 minutes of coding and 5 minutes for a banner with some ps filters. This coming from what I've seen in portfolios and shit.
9/15/2009 6:12:12 PM
http://www.meatspin.com/
9/15/2009 6:18:20 PM