I WOULD BE MANUTE BOL

11/11/2009 2:28:18 PM

HEY NORM

11/11/2009 2:31:10 PM

#2 IS DETLEF SHRIMP

11/11/2009 2:34:02 PM

Wilt... well, probably not actually. That'd be a lot of drama.

11/11/2009 2:34:17 PM

esera tuaolo

11/11/2009 2:34:45 PM

Derek Jeter

11/11/2009 2:35:08 PM

as much as i hate him my answer is tim tebow.... that guy could pull more tail than god right now... even if he isnt

11/11/2009 2:35:15 PM

Sports Talk fucking blows

ATHELETE

11/11/2009 2:36:29 PM

he still isn't on a Derek Jeter level of panty dropping.

11/11/2009 3:02:47 PM

I fucking hate him, but probably Tom Brady. He's fucking Gisele.

11/11/2009 3:05:25 PM

Tiger.

11/11/2009 3:06:30 PM

JUWANNA MANN

11/11/2009 3:41:41 PM

It all comes down to who you can nail. With that in mind, I wouldn't mind being Jeff Garcia

11/11/2009 3:48:48 PM

Tiger

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

11/11/2009 4:11:22 PM

Koyal George

11/11/2009 4:12:50 PM

I, TOO, WOULD BE MANUTE BOL.

11/11/2009 4:21:53 PM

David Wright

11/11/2009 5:04:58 PM

Any one of the NC State secondary.

11/11/2009 5:06:26 PM

^because they get fucked every saturday?

11/11/2009 5:08:11 PM

because I would be playin ball, and probably doin as good a job as they are.

11/11/2009 5:11:52 PM

LOLOL

As for the topic,

I would probably say Christiano Ronaldo when he isnt dressed up like a total funboy. The amount of ass he gets is probably

Portoguese, Spanish, and every other hot european woman

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 5:23 PM. Reason : question]

11/11/2009 5:21:15 PM

OTIS NIXON

11/11/2009 11:14:58 PM

Patrick Roy

11/12/2009 4:20:52 AM

Nick motherfuckin' Horvath

11/12/2009 4:29:48 AM

natrone means

11/12/2009 4:54:44 AM

Quote :

"Tiger $$$$$$$$$$$$$$"

11/12/2009 7:51:41 AM

^

11/12/2009 8:41:08 AM

You guys are all fags.

Maria Sharapova.

11/12/2009 9:29:02 AM

IF YOU CAN "BE"

not

IF YOU CAN "FUCK"

11/12/2009 9:33:39 AM

Anything other than Tiger is absolute fail.

11/12/2009 11:18:01 AM

Probably Jeter cause he's got the best coug collection

11/12/2009 11:19:24 AM

Tiger.

You get paid like fifty bazillion dollars to do a sport that is incredibly easy and relaxing and causes no serious injury.

11/12/2009 11:20:32 AM

All three of your points are wrong as fuck

11/12/2009 11:23:44 AM

I was being hyperbolic but you get the point.

11/12/2009 11:37:03 AM

Not really

11/12/2009 11:47:35 AM

Hahaha, I would say Tiger has one of the hardest jobs in sports

Not only did he get where he is, but as the benchmark for professional golf, the competition is incredible.

11/12/2009 11:52:48 AM

Seems like it would be pretty easy to be a backup QB.

Get paid about a million a year, no stress work environment, still probably pull some awesome tail.

11/12/2009 12:32:42 PM

Fernando Alonso

11/12/2009 12:33:32 PM

Andy Roddick strictly for the Brooklyn Decker and Mandy Moore sex. The Akron Hammer (LeBron) for being a monster.

11/12/2009 12:41:58 PM

Anybody on the UNC basketball team, and then I'd go play in traffic

11/12/2009 1:02:36 PM

^

11/12/2009 1:27:00 PM

Quote :

" ATHELETE "

11/12/2009 2:17:07 PM

Kenny Powers, so I could throw the ball faster than fuck. Kiss my ass and suck my dick. Everyone.

11/12/2009 2:20:25 PM

I WOULD BE ANDRE THE GIANT SO I COULD CHOKE SLAM THE SHIT OUT OF OLDBLUECHAIR FOR NOT READING THE THREAD AND CALLING ME OUT AFTER I ALREADY CALLED MYSELF OUT

11/12/2009 2:20:58 PM

i see that you have already been called out, as well as called yourself out

i just enjoy imagining ghetto people saying ATHULETE. kinda like IMMALET

11/12/2009 2:24:28 PM

MIKE

O'

DONNELL

11/12/2009 2:35:44 PM

Quote :

"Seems like it would be pretty easy to be a backup QB. "

this seems like the best to me. as long as you are good enough where every few years your team will re-sign or another team will sign you just in case their starter gets injured. never have to worry about getting killed by guys that are 6'4", weigh 275 lbs. and can run 40 yards in 4.5 seconds but you still get paid well and not to mention you are always the most popular guy in whatever city you are in!

11/12/2009 2:43:12 PM

11/12/2009 3:01:46 PM

^haha, I bet you could throw the ball over that mountain

11/12/2009 3:24:53 PM

James Vanderbeek

11/12/2009 8:55:32 PM