Obvious extension of the other thread. What's the best way to die?Obvious candidates:(1) while fuckin ur (current reader of this thread that's not me) mom(2) opium overdose(3) motorcycle accident at age 90[Edited on November 17, 2009 at 9:45 AM. Reason : FUN WITH INDEXICALS i almost fucking Bugs Bunny'd myself]
11/17/2009 9:37:02 AM
Road head gone wrong
11/17/2009 9:38:27 AM
I really think once you hit your 70's fading out after smoking too much opium is probably the best possibility available to youi dunno if that's true lucy. The dude that wrote fight club (iirc) released a set of true stories of people dying (related to sexual acts). One was road head gone wrong. During the crash the woman apparently bit off the dick in her mouth and choked to death on it.[Edited on November 17, 2009 at 9:40 AM. Reason : .]
11/17/2009 9:40:29 AM
Fighting off a starving pack of wolves with a burning tree limb.
11/17/2009 9:41:38 AM
After assassinating the president.Make the history books.
11/17/2009 9:45:30 AM
if i die, i'd really like for it to be in the line of dutyso at least i was trying to help someone else when it happened
11/17/2009 9:47:45 AM
11/17/2009 9:48:43 AM
Beside of King Leonidas.
11/17/2009 9:49:29 AM
11/17/2009 9:51:21 AM
Skydiving head gone wrong
11/17/2009 10:05:52 AM
11/17/2009 10:06:36 AM
underwater cunnilingus MOST BALLER DEATH EVER
11/17/2009 10:07:40 AM
smothered in delicious chocolate
11/17/2009 10:07:42 AM
I want a world-ending asteroid to land right on my head.Or I want to get like 100 HD cameras and jump into a feeding frenzy of great white sharks. Filmed from all angles. Catching all my agonizing screams and all the witnesses horrified reactions. Because there just isn't that much awesome real live shark attack footage out there.
11/17/2009 10:09:34 AM
.50 cal to the dome. obliterate me.
11/17/2009 10:11:31 AM
skydiving sex, while high on opium @ 90 (viagra)
11/17/2009 10:12:24 AM
11/17/2009 10:18:09 AM
11/17/2009 11:51:43 AM
Sex while being sucked into a black hole
11/17/2009 1:44:24 PM
you'd have to shoot your load across the event horizon
11/17/2009 1:44:49 PM
I just realized I was being redundant
11/17/2009 1:48:02 PM
11/17/2009 3:31:16 PM
ok if i answer the question seriously i would say in my sleep (no suffering, no pain).either that or opium [Edited on November 17, 2009 at 3:47 PM. Reason : oafiewi9fj0ow]
11/17/2009 3:47:29 PM
I'm surprised nobody quoted afroman-"makin love and have a heart attack-cum and go at the same time-"
11/17/2009 3:54:30 PM
^i wouldn't wanna have a heart attack tho
11/17/2009 3:55:40 PM
haha yeah, dear lord what thought of how that feelsbet it's epically intense to die for one more time just wouldnt do any better
11/17/2009 3:57:41 PM
^that made me LOL.
11/17/2009 4:05:06 PM
11/17/2009 4:06:24 PM
could someone die of too many kisses?or too many kissy faces?
11/17/2009 4:09:58 PM
A parachute not opening - that's the way to die...getting caught in a combine...having your nuts bit off by a Laplander...that's the way I want to go.
11/17/2009 4:12:37 PM
wtf is a laplandersounds like a stripper move
11/17/2009 4:14:59 PM
memo received
11/17/2009 4:16:19 PM
^^I think its some kind of wild cat if I'm not mistakenI was just quoting Lieutenant Frank Dreben, Police Squad
11/17/2009 4:17:15 PM
bahhahhnice. another option: fighter jet into a volcano, full speed
11/17/2009 4:19:03 PM
Airliner crashing into the Atlantic/Pacific.(needless to say, you bang all the hot hostesses when the nosedive begins)
11/17/2009 4:20:31 PM
^awesome plan
11/17/2009 4:21:08 PM
i want to die by flying a fighter jet into the maw of a super weapon which is attached to an invading alien megacraft hovering right over a military base that harbors members of my family.
11/17/2009 4:35:36 PM