Circumstances surrounding this event?

Did you win?

11/17/2009 11:06:23 AM

Saturday with my wife.

She hit me with a fist to the shoulder. I hugged her. TIGHTLY. We fell to the ground. I boa constricted that bitch. I won.


Ahh... Victory.

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11/17/2009 11:08:33 AM

never

11/17/2009 11:08:54 AM

about 6 weeks ago

we rooted for opposing football teams

no

11/17/2009 11:10:12 AM

Never.

I'm also a trained killer.

11/17/2009 11:13:57 AM

Gronke tried to run me over with his MR2 once. We'll call it a draw.

11/17/2009 11:17:23 AM

LIES

11/17/2009 11:17:58 AM

5th grade, over territory in our neighborhood.

Edit:, well i got in a a small scuffle at The Milestone in Charlotte a few years ago with some scene kids. Got broken up before I could really call it a fight though.

[Edited on November 17, 2009 at 11:21 AM. Reason : r]

11/17/2009 11:19:27 AM

A couple months back? I grabbed his wrists and forced him to the ground. He was drunk, wasn't much of a fight really, almost a joke.

11/17/2009 11:21:00 AM

When I was twenty. I don't think it was a fight.

I was livid bc my sister (who was 15 almost 16) was threatening me if I did not lie to my parents about her stealing money from them. I picked her up off the floor by the neck and choked her against a wall. She almost passed out.

My little brother saw it all and was crying and I felt the most guilty about that.

11/17/2009 11:34:45 AM

It's been a while, although I ALMOST get into fights at least once a month.

11/17/2009 11:37:38 AM

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11/17/2009 11:40:56 AM

I think it was hilarious, that about a month ago, I was playing around with my little brother and pretended to choke him, and my sister looked at me and said that choking is now a misdemeanor or assault or something like that.

11/17/2009 11:42:03 AM

Punchsister

11/17/2009 11:44:45 AM

16


beat up by a 23 year old redneck


couldn't tell anyone cause i had snuck out of the house w/my moms car.

11/17/2009 11:45:46 AM

you people must have very calm tempers or never leave the house to have never been in a fight

11/17/2009 11:59:16 AM

It's all about being coool mann.

11/17/2009 12:00:32 PM

even if you are cool there are people who are not cool

case in point, i got slugged by a crackhead just walking down hboro one night

got in a fight when a drunk guy spilled his drink ON ME after walking INTO ME after i said its cool man... apparently it was my fault he was a drunken fool.

Lost the Crackhead fight he slugged and climbed a tree or something crackheads do, won the bar fight

this is among 5 or 6

for some reason drunk people want to fight the big guy in the bar

11/17/2009 12:03:39 PM

I don't walk in areas where there are crackheads, I guess.

11/17/2009 12:19:07 PM

ive actually never been in a fight

11/17/2009 12:22:22 PM

Quote :

"you people must have very calm tempers or never leave the house to have never been in a fight "

some people just look like you shouldn't get in a fight with them. Outside of middle school, the only fights I've been in are with army kids just home from Iraq who get drunk at the bar and have something to prove. That's happened to me twice, and once with a guy who was friends with me and spent the next several months apologizing for it because he was embarrassed that he tried to start a fight at his best friend's bachelor party.

There are also a lot of people that like to talk shit about fighting until they get confronted with the situation. I dragged a guy out of Five Points one night after the sixth or seventh time that night he bumped into me and said he was going to kick my ass. I don't think i'd ever seen anyone act as petrified as he did after he realized he was no longer in the comfort of a crowded bar.

11/17/2009 12:30:20 PM

where around downtown raleigh/ncsu campus are there not crackheads

11/17/2009 12:32:01 PM

True story...eleusis doesn't use creatine. He injected himself with a mixture of bull semen and cheetah blood

11/17/2009 12:33:41 PM

^^didn't you just tell a story where you did get slugged by a crackhead?

11/17/2009 12:37:08 PM

Last winter on a traffic stop. Guy tried to buck up on me so I introduced him to the ground. Got the whole thing on dash cam too, it was pretty cool

11/17/2009 12:39:40 PM

What is buck up ?

11/17/2009 12:40:49 PM

since when can God not comprehend

11/17/2009 12:40:50 PM

It's been years. I'm much calmer these days.

11/17/2009 12:44:21 PM

Quote :

"What is buck up ?"

when you are trying to pat someone down for weapons, and they decide to try and push off the car against you.

11/17/2009 12:45:22 PM

i remember when people kept telling Carlton to buck up in that episode where he didn't get into princeton or wherever

11/17/2009 12:54:57 PM

As I walked out of a concert in late July, the ex-bf of the girl I was with grabbed her, said he needed to talk to her, she freaked out, he punched me in the face, then started running away full speed. It was pretty hilarious. I'd say even though I didn't get to beat him down, the bitch-assedness that he exhibited that night was an automatic loss.

I didn't press charges because even though he seemed to use all his might, it didn't hurt, he didn't really catch me all the way (bad aim), there was no physical mark or damage. All he hurt was his pride by running away like a little bitch.

11/17/2009 1:10:55 PM

he sounds faster than you.

11/17/2009 1:14:11 PM

Hah, no way. He ran through a crowd, i wasn't about to leave the girl to chase a male bitch. I texted him to "come back you little bitch" but he didn't of course.

11/17/2009 1:17:44 PM

the mental image of you getting punched, him running away, and you picking up your phone and texting him is pretty hilarious

11/17/2009 1:18:22 PM

lol yea it is

11/17/2009 1:20:21 PM

I laugh out loud every time I think about it

I don't know what the fuck was going through his head... what an idiot. I'd rather take a beat down than punch someone leaving no damage then run away at full speed. All over a girl who I got to fuck that night while he was texting her all night crying and whining and bitching. He left her a message saying "I know he's over there!" It's like he has absolutely no pride at all.

11/17/2009 1:26:01 PM

early this year. I think around march. There were some ropes and gloves involved and a guy with a stripped shirt. Funny thing is it last 2 minutes and then we stopped for a minute, that process repeated 2 more times. Then some people on the side of the ropes told me i won the fight. Kind of odd if you ask me.

11/17/2009 1:42:54 PM

so tuff

11/17/2009 1:45:53 PM

saturday with a drunk clemson fan i was tailgating with. horseplay at first. he got serious. i executed arm bar. he calmed down.

11/17/2009 2:41:47 PM

I punched a feisty senior citizen in the kidney at Food Lion after he tried to jump the line for the express lane.

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11/17/2009 2:45:25 PM

i once had a bitch try to fight me. lol

11/17/2009 3:17:54 PM

I wouldn't mind wrestling with lilstarlet...

11/17/2009 3:37:20 PM

I wouldn't mind wrestling with EMCE

11/17/2009 3:37:53 PM

Summer 2008

Israel / West Bank Border



I'm alive aren't I?

11/17/2009 3:42:15 PM

never been

11/17/2009 3:45:36 PM

terpball that's some seriously funny shit

got into one in elementary school, with a black kid that sucked his thumb all the time, fucker did it so much his thumb was whiter than my ass. then he tried to wipe it on me.... it was a draw overall, ISS, no blood no bruises etc. nothing really remarkable actually... if anything i won since i think he failed to actually land anything (bob and weave bitch)

the other time was close call when this idiot in the HS vanpool (i went to school in raleigh CGHS, but lived in durham, and a bunch of us were in a vanpool for freshman and sophmore years (couldn't get a parking space until a jr or sr)) started punching a buddy of mine at the time in the face repeatedly (the nose actually), all it did was spray blood all over my clothes which pissed me off, but since he didn't hit me i didn't feel angry enough to beat his face in. after we all got out he kept trying to attack my friend (some really really stupid reason that I don't even remember) and in the process of restraining them solidly thought about sucker punching that fool to end everything... but seeing as i wasnt really involved in it to begin with i didn't feel like jumping in, as the guys punches only gave him a bloody nose and nothing else, (turns out the douche was pretty weak)

11/17/2009 3:45:36 PM

Fuck Tae Kwon Do I tote da 4-4

11/17/2009 3:47:15 PM

^^

Was that Ryan LaFree that got pwnt? I vaguely remember that. Who was the douche again?

11/17/2009 4:02:52 PM

8th grade

i was joshin around with a dude in the lockerroom after PE and he wasnt too much in the mood so he shoved me back and i shoved him over the bench and he really got up and came after me then we both got ISS

it was one of those things where he was serious but i ws feelin like we was still jokin around until he came at me after i had pushed hm over the bench

it was my fault i should have been horsin with him like that but he was in a foul mood i reckon that day, i didnt mean to push him over the bench either

i dont believe in fighting i think its stupid and it just gets you wrapped up in shit and killed nowadays, i dont get into it with anybody i just let people be, i dont get in fights cuz i dont mess with nobody, keep my circle small, and try to be friendly and humorous with everyone and i dont get offended over shit

[Edited on November 17, 2009 at 4:07 PM. Reason : f]

11/17/2009 4:06:02 PM

set em up

11/17/2009 4:07:18 PM