I mean seriously, why do they have to try and act all badass.

We were just walking along, and I can think of anything that we did to provoke them.

And all of a sudden they try to act all tough and step up like something needed to happen, what gives?

11/20/2009 3:28:42 PM

what they said must have really hit home.

what was it?

11/20/2009 3:29:12 PM

GANG
INITIATION
EXAM

11/20/2009 3:30:28 PM

tell her to go on a diet next time

11/20/2009 3:30:44 PM

I don't know, but after being through such a rough situation, and how I stood up to protect her it was kind of sweet how we proclaimed our love for each other.

That we would be together, me for her, and her for me, forever.

11/20/2009 3:31:38 PM

It was constructive criticism

11/20/2009 3:31:48 PM

Show me that smile again. (Show me that smile)
Don’t waste another minute on your cryin’.
We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near)
The best is ready to begin.

Oooohhh. As long as we got each other
We got the world spinnin right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin’.

As long as we keep on givin’
we can take anything that comes our way
Baby, rain or shine, all the time
We got each other Sharin’ the laughter and love.

11/20/2009 3:33:27 PM

the last time this happened I pulled my dong out and smacked the shit out of the all 4 guys.

That's how I roll

11/20/2009 3:33:46 PM

I think they gave us a hard time because we dress a little bit weird, emo even.

Sometime I wear sweater vests and BC glasses.

My girl's been rock'n that old time crazy flip do, it's a little early, but it's coming.

It' doesn't matter, like I give a shit what they think.

I could really care less.

[Edited on November 20, 2009 at 3:35 PM. Reason : .]

11/20/2009 3:35:26 PM

So you care some, then?

11/20/2009 3:36:15 PM

what movie , song, book, or tv show are you quoting? we obviously don't get the reference.

11/20/2009 3:37:12 PM

Listen, we're getting distracted.

All that matters, is that she's always knows that she never needs to be afraid, that no matter what I'm going to be there for her.

I mean, she's kind of strange sometimes, she acts out, gets her (us) in trouble, and I know this.

I mean, there was this one time she started talking in tounges while pulling her eyes back like she was chinese, wtf...

That's why she need me, she can be fucking crazy.

11/20/2009 3:38:53 PM

Shouldn't you be telling her this

and not TWW?

11/20/2009 3:39:51 PM

WAT?

11/20/2009 3:40:42 PM

what should I be all like

WOO HOO

I'M YOURS

and

WOO HOO

YOU'RE MINE

WOO HOO

FOR ALL TIME

that's fucking stupid

not really, it's kind of awesome

11/20/2009 3:40:45 PM

DeltaBeta won this thread several posts back.

11/20/2009 3:41:25 PM

I don't care about that.

11/20/2009 3:42:24 PM

11/20/2009 3:49:55 PM

IN THE GARAGE

I FEEL SAFE

NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY WAYS

IN THE GARAGE

WHERE I BELONG

NO ONE HEARS ME SING THIS SONG

[Edited on November 20, 2009 at 3:54 PM. Reason : .]

11/20/2009 3:54:46 PM

this thread sucks, FYI.

11/20/2009 3:58:49 PM

hey, thanks for the critique you slow fuck

it's duly noted and registered

11/20/2009 4:04:38 PM

hey, in case you were wondering:

this thread is miserable.

11/20/2009 4:05:13 PM

I ALREADY SAID THANK YOU

you redundant retard

11/20/2009 4:06:33 PM

This thread does, indeed, suck.

11/20/2009 4:06:52 PM

I don't know.

With a thread like this... any interest is good interest.

Thanks for playing!

11/20/2009 4:07:39 PM

I work in the Office of Redundancy Office.

11/20/2009 4:11:21 PM

I love the Ass to Mouth Machines!

11/20/2009 4:12:21 PM

ATM machine
PIN number
SUV vehicle
SAT test

11/20/2009 4:12:23 PM

Quote :

"All that matters, is that she's always knows that she never needs to be afraid"

Really? Are you 300 pounds of pure muscle, black belt in a martial art, and packing heat all the time?

What if people surround you guys and beat the hell out of you and her, or worse? Shouldn't she be afraid?

Quote :

"I mean, she's kind of strange sometimes, she acts out, gets her (us) in trouble, and I know this."

Maybe she does this because she is not afraid, which is your fault because you told her never to be afraid?

It is good to have a mixture of balls and fear. You don't want to be overconfident and start fighting a bunch of dudes who surround you.

But, I hate fucking bastards who act like vandals and hooligans all the time, destroying property, harassing people on the streets, and just generally acting like immature assholes. I hope they get run over by Mack trucks.

Quote :

"TOUNGES"

11/20/2009 4:12:47 PM

Somebody missed the point of this thread.

Somebody.

11/20/2009 4:13:27 PM

and it begins...

11/20/2009 4:13:39 PM

Quote :

"Quote : "All that matters, is that she's always knows that she never needs to be afraid" Really? Are you 300 pounds of pure muscle, black belt in a martial art, and packing heat all the time? What if people surround you guys and beat the hell out of you and her, or worse? Shouldn't she be afraid? Quote : "I mean, she's kind of strange sometimes, she acts out, gets her (us) in trouble, and I know this." Maybe she does this because she is not afraid, which is your fault because you told her never to be afraid? It is good to have a mixture of balls and fear. You don't want to be overconfident and start fighting a bunch of dudes who surround you. But, I hate fucking bastards who act like vandals and hooligans all the time, destroying property, harassing people on the streets, and just generally acting like immature assholes. I hope they get run over by Mack trucks. Quote : "TOUNGES""

WHO'S THREAD SUCKS NOW GUYS

HUH?

BOOYA

[Edited on November 20, 2009 at 4:14 PM. Reason : quotes in case he deletes it]

11/20/2009 4:13:46 PM

0EPII1 missed the point of something?

no. fucking. way.

11/20/2009 4:16:40 PM

i didn't detect any sarcasm or anything unusual in the OP. it sounded like a real honest post. not my fault.

maybe it is a parody of another thread?

i don't know. whatever.

11/20/2009 4:16:43 PM

keep on jacking up the awesome of my thread, Opie

you're doing great!

11/20/2009 4:17:36 PM

This guy is awesome.

11/20/2009 4:19:15 PM

bttt

11/20/2009 4:20:43 PM

haha this thread did a 180 in one post

11/20/2009 4:21:13 PM

bttt

11/20/2009 4:21:57 PM

more like a 30

but whatever

11/20/2009 4:22:08 PM

^^why are you "bttt"-ing this thread?



[Edited on November 20, 2009 at 4:25 PM. Reason : freak]

11/20/2009 4:24:51 PM

because he's ashamed and doesn't know what to do

11/20/2009 4:26:10 PM

ashamed? of what?

btw, if people have some inside joke, or if this is a parody, etc, shame on me for not knowing it!!! again, there is nothing in the OP to indicate that it doesn't mean what it says.

11/20/2009 4:36:07 PM

we're all like knock knock... anyone home

and it's with another shock you're on the MOTHERFUCKING GROUND WIMPERING

OH, NO... WHAT DO WE DO NOW? HELP ME?

IT'S LIKE I CAN'T MOVE. I TRY TO KICK THE DARKNESS BUT NOTHING THERE

what's the matter OEPII1, are you well?

WHAT THE MATTER OEPII1, WHAT THE MATTER OEPII1,WHAT THE MATTER OEPII1

DON'T FEEL DOWN

that's it, I'm out, forever

pz

11/20/2009 4:40:45 PM

Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe..
(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..

11/20/2009 4:42:33 PM

This thread is fucking weird.

11/20/2009 4:45:29 PM

no, this is Weird

11/20/2009 4:46:48 PM

Tell your girl she's pretty all the time.. it'll give her the confidence she needs to go out and meet other guys..

who will insult her looks and weight.. which will make her fuck them.. alot.. until..

she finally meets a guy who will beat her black and blue on occasion.. at which time a relationship will form.. that will last years.

11/20/2009 4:48:41 PM

^^^^ LOL I haven't heard them lyrics in forever.

[Edited on November 20, 2009 at 4:50 PM. Reason : .]

11/20/2009 4:49:16 PM

Quote :

"Tell your girl she's pretty all the time.. it'll give her the confidence she needs to go out and meet other guys.. who will insult her looks and weight.. which will make her fuck them.. alot.. until.. she finally meets a guy who will beat her black and blue on occasion.. at which time a relationship will form.. that will last years."

yeah man, I'll be sure to do just that

11/20/2009 4:49:23 PM