http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html

Quote :

"Woods pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community when he struck the hydrant, the Orlando Sentinel reported, citing the FHP. He then plowed into the tree on his neighbor's property. He was taken to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee, Fla. He was apparently traveling under 33 mph because the Cadillac Escalade's airbags didn't inflate, the FHP told the Sentinel."

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 2:52 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 3:00 PM. Reason : this apparently happened about 2:25am. ]

11/27/2009 2:51:51 PM

I bet he'd rather been driving a Titleist.

11/27/2009 3:12:47 PM

and alcohol was NOT a factor

looks like he's better at hitting hydrants than fairways! hey-oh!

11/27/2009 3:13:21 PM

ah yes, a properly placed thread, how refreshing

11/27/2009 3:17:35 PM

charges are expected to be brought against him!! lol

11/27/2009 3:18:01 PM

so if alcohol wasn't a factor, and charges are pending does that mean Tiger is the latest athlete to have a prescription drug addiction. I bet he was high on painkillers.

11/27/2009 3:31:19 PM

probably had to go buy some tampons for his hot ass wife

11/27/2009 3:32:08 PM

Crashing into a tree and a hydrant while pulling out of his driveway? And he had to go to the hospital for that?

Tiger is gonna have a tough time living that one down.

11/27/2009 3:33:46 PM

That....is kinda sad. I'd rather he been under the influence of something instead of looking like a complete idiot driving. Probably dropped his diamond studded ipod or some shit.

11/27/2009 3:33:52 PM

You know he was hanging out with John Daly

11/27/2009 3:41:17 PM

supposedly he and his wife had recently had an argument

11/27/2009 6:46:32 PM

his wife probably whooped his ass with a 9-iron

11/27/2009 7:22:05 PM

I wouldnt put much stock into what the national enquirer says TT

11/27/2009 7:37:26 PM

how about the ESPN ticker during the Duke UConn game?

11/27/2009 7:43:14 PM

I meant the "tiger and elin just had an arguement."

11/27/2009 7:47:20 PM

Tiger woods has just lost all of his endorsements


tough break nigga. theres always fubu

[Edited on November 27, 2009 at 7:57 PM. Reason : lol]

11/27/2009 7:57:12 PM

I will never look up to him again after this stunt. Hopefully his smug golf playing ass will get butt fucked in prison.

11/27/2009 8:00:01 PM

what in the holy fuck are ya'll talking about ?

11/27/2009 8:01:00 PM

chappelle show

11/27/2009 8:15:28 PM

move this to the thanksgiving drama thread

11/27/2009 8:17:00 PM

thread inside of a thread. thats unheard of

11/27/2009 8:23:01 PM

My latest theory: He's leaving, wife chases him out of the driveway, breaks a window w/ a golf club, and he crashes. This shit is getting wierd.

11/28/2009 7:40:05 AM

http://deadspin.com/5414221/and-now-tmz-turns-tiger-woods-into-lionel-richie-with-one-fateful-post

11/28/2009 7:57:51 AM

^^ you mean the internets latest theory ..... hardly groundbreaking about 12 hours after the theory was plastered on theinternet.

11/28/2009 10:33:24 AM

WRAL is saying they asked investigators to come back on sunday as they were "not available" today. WTF? None of us could simply ask Police to come back at a time of our choosing. This only increases the suspicion. I guess they need more time to get the story right for the cops.

11/28/2009 6:13:55 PM

He released a statement on his website...basically keeping mum about everything...saying its a private matter and he wants to keep it private...he gives props to his wife...more company line stuff

11/29/2009 9:01:52 PM

cause he knows nike will fuck his ass up if he talks. just like mike vick

11/29/2009 9:26:14 PM

if i had the kind of money he has, I wouldnt be driving an escalade. but then again he probably got the shit for free for being sponsored by gm

11/30/2009 2:22:33 PM

$164 fine. how ever will he make the payments

12/1/2009 3:09:38 PM

Installments.

12/1/2009 3:10:15 PM

Let's keep in mind that he's half asian.

I suspect this may just be a simple case of D.W.A.

12/1/2009 3:13:15 PM

That girl he was banging on the side is pretty hot. Still cant believe his wife took a golf club after him, she had a few years with him, now its back to womanizing. You cant hold men down forever

12/1/2009 3:16:07 PM

No matter how you look at it, something is being covered up. I hope he was drunk as a skunk and tried to pay off the cops. I also kind of hope his wife was chasing him with a 9 iron, although this one sounds stupid and based on the fact that its TMZ doing the reporting, much less likely. If he did that shit while stoned sober, well, thats just no fun.

12/1/2009 6:03:20 PM

woods has never really been the poster child for "fun"

12/1/2009 6:15:51 PM

looks like he paid off the neighbors too

12/1/2009 7:08:03 PM

the lawyer the side-dish got is the most suspicious part.

12/1/2009 10:05:33 PM

Quote :

"That girl he was banging on the side is pretty hot. Still cant believe his wife took a golf club after him, she had a few years with him, now its back to womanizing. You cant hold men down forever"

what his wife needs to realize is that Tiger woods is the best golfer in the world. She ain't the best pussy in the world.

12/1/2009 10:10:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE

what had happened was... complete with 3D rendering

12/1/2009 10:13:14 PM

Well, apparently it was another woman she was pissed about.....he had a 31 month affair with, US Magazine will have the story along with a voice message that Tiger left 11/24 saying his wife suspects he is having an affair. Apparently Tiger goes to Las Vegas and fucks around with high class hostesses.

12/1/2009 10:33:58 PM

Here's the voicemail message

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/hear-tiger-panic-to-mistress-my-wife-may-be-calling-you-2009212

"My wife went through my phone and may be calling you."

12/2/2009 9:36:33 AM

woah that was another chick some waitress

not the uchitel girl

damn dog he just didn't seem like the type to me

12/2/2009 10:22:08 AM

listen

if the best golfer in the world, who has transcended the game in a way we havent seen in the sport in decades

cant have a side chick

who the fuck can???

12/2/2009 10:25:19 AM

Tiger's admitting "transgressions" that have "let his family down"

12/2/2009 10:28:39 AM

i wonder how much $ this is gonna cost him

when it all comes out

its gonna take a little longer to get that second billion

12/2/2009 10:41:31 AM

if this turns out like its looking...

Bigger story...Kobe or Tiger ?

I say this, because while Kobe's was more egregious, an NBA player is more likely to rape someone than a golfer is to cheat on his wife, get caught, get scratched to shit, and run into a lightpole at 3 Am

12/2/2009 10:45:48 AM

^ i literally laughed out loud.

12/2/2009 10:47:20 AM

Tiger's wife has one of these in her future.

12/2/2009 11:10:17 AM

damn white women

12/2/2009 11:10:42 AM

you know whats gonna be real interesting is how the crowd reacts to him when he is out there golfing. We may not be hearing the usual get in the hole! chants anymore


It could prove to be a huuuuuuuuuuuge distraction when he is trying to win tournaments....

12/2/2009 11:12:54 AM

if that Grubbs girl has all the stuff on tiger she says she does...man she could ruin him. I really hate it for him, but how long before celebrities know they can't do anything without someone knowing about it???

12/2/2009 11:24:43 AM